The problems with GUYS
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The problems with GUYS :
If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't,
he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't,
he says u are from KAMPONG.
If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,
he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him,
he'll Lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u,
he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him,
he Tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him,
he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't Let him KISS u,
he says u don't Love him;
If u let him KISS! !
he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM,
he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u Don't,
he says dat u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him,
U are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u,
it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his,
he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your Exams,
he says it's LUCK;
If he does Well,
it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him,
u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE! !
Guys are in fact really so troublesome &
sooo hard to please!!!!
i just want to add one more.... if you
send this to guys, they
will say its not true...but if you don't, they
say you are selfish....
so the moral of the story is....JUST SEND
THIS TO THE GUYS...
i know that girls are the best creation of GOD but
the fact is they are made from the rib bone of a man
so yo can't help it. guys are guys.... -
i totally agree with u...a good one!
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god is a GUY
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for evry bad point u laid out abt guys, there is also one for gals but i wont bother to list them down .wat u laid out r merely a one sided point of view.
neway guys and gals cannot live without one another...they r made for each other =)
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to live is evil...=) -
well, so?
Everyone has their own strengths and weakness. The thing about relationship is tolerance wat, whether it is friendship or some other relationship
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"1% inspiration, 99% perspiration"
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He clasps the crag with hooked hands:
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world, he stands.
The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.
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~WAHAHA.... But HOW you know..??Originally posted by blackhair:god is a GUY
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devil leh???
i think maybe a short dicky!
*voodoo dick* -
yah
they always say zaboh difficult to please
they oso mah!!!
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~~Evi|Ger~~
more affectionately known as...
tHe eXtrA-oRdiNaRy eCCenTriC PaRanOid BiTch wiF thE PaiZaBor aTTiTudE
(who is a Prata-natic...and a loyal supporter of Quickly and Qoo~)
A hiaK~ is a sarcastic laugh -
No no... My dick's actually SOUR... ~WAHAhaha....Originally posted by RuthBaby:devil leh???
i think maybe a short dicky!
*voodoo dick* -
drink from the fuzzy cup n all will be revealed
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These quotes you made can't apply to every guy, each guy had his character, strengths and weaknesses ok?Originally posted by RuthBaby:The problems with GUYS :
If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't,
he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't,
he says u are from KAMPONG.
If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,
he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him,
he'll Lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u,
he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him,
he Tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him,
he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't Let him KISS u,
he says u don't Love him;
If u let him KISS! !
he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM,
he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u Don't,
he says dat u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him,
U are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u,
it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his,
he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your Exams,
he says it's LUCK;
If he does Well,
it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him,
u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE! !
Guys are in fact really so troublesome &
sooo hard to please!!!!
i just want to add one more.... if you
send this to guys, they
will say its not true...but if you don't, they
say you are selfish....
so the moral of the story is....JUST SEND
THIS TO THE GUYS...
i know that girls are the best creation of GOD but
the fact is they are made from the rib bone of a man
so yo can't help it. guys are guys....
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Hope to b your frd forever, Mike signing off -
FWAH!! so fierce ar..surely not 100% of the guys r like dat rite??....Originally posted by RuthBaby:The problems with GUYS :
If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't,
he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't,
he says u are from KAMPONG.
If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,
he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him,
he'll Lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u,
he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him,
he Tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him,
he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't Let him KISS u,
he says u don't Love him;
If u let him KISS! !
he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM,
he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u Don't,
he says dat u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him,
U are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u,
it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his,
he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your Exams,
he says it's LUCK;
If he does Well,
it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him,
u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE! !
Guys are in fact really so troublesome &
sooo hard to please!!!!
i just want to add one more.... if you
send this to guys, they
will say its not true...but if you don't, they
say you are selfish....
so the moral of the story is....JUST SEND
THIS TO THE GUYS...
i know that girls are the best creation of GOD but
the fact is they are made from the rib bone of a man
so yo can't help it. guys are guys.... -
One In A Million Lah!!!
I starting to like gals...
*me winks at all gals -
hm..i'm afraid i dun agree with most of them. A normal guy who is caring and has common sense won't be wat u described. guys can be overly sensitive or overbearing, but so can women. it's a problem with us...humans...
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What abt gals?? So mysterious and petty. So sensitive to many issues and troublesome. Guys need to pretnd in front of gals treat them well. However if a guy is with his guy frds, he can do what he wants.
And the worse part is that they out of no where become angry with you and also when they angry they hide their feeling and then pretend to avoid you, like suddenly treat you mean or refuse to hold your hands...
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H J -
who says guys with guys dun pretend??
wahahahahahha
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~~Evi|Ger~~
more affectionately known as...
tHe eXtrA-oRdiNaRy eCCenTriC PaRanOid BiTch wiF thE PaiZaBor aTTiTudE
(who is a Prata-natic...and a loyal supporter of Quickly and Qoo~)
A hiaK~ is a sarcastic laugh -
Mike:
gals too.... -
dunno leh
maybe thats true. -
HeLL YeaH!!!!Originally posted by blackhair:god is a GUY -
not fair lehz.. stereotyping lehz.... I do admit that all guys do share some of the characteristics, but each is unique mahz.. maybe got A, B and C but not necessary D & E right???
But we have to agree that we do have similar things to say about girls, however, we all know that girls do not fit into everyone...
Just like it's unfair to say that mentally-slow people are liabilities to the society... We can see for ourselves, they are trying to make a name for themselves, that they are hardworking people, by working laborously in fastfood outlets.
For people who even criticize them as cheap labor doing simple chores. Without them, you think you will have clean tables when you visit these outlets?? If you have notice, they maybe slow, but they are very dedicated to their work... they really clean every inch of the table, which I think many of us will not, due to laziness, and have the 'just anything is okiez' mentality.
Oopz think I travel too far off topic liaoz.. Gomene... Sorryz...
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how about this, guys and gals,
lets arrange to have
guys posted on Venus
and
gals posted on Mars
perhaps then more tolerance and understanding can exist.
less grumbling and more listening to the opposite sex. You know, hahaha, someone said,
"xxx gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth because xxx wants us to listen more than talking"
how many of us listens more than we talk? -
u dun look bery nice with 2 mouths at the side of ur head and one ear below ur nose rite?...
hiaK~
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~~Evi|Ger~~
more affectionately known as...
tHe eXtrA-oRdiNaRy eCCenTriC PaRanOid BiTch wiF thE PaiZaBor aTTiTudE
(who is a Prata-natic...and a loyal supporter of Quickly and Qoo~)
A hiaK~ is a sarcastic laugh -
Exactly, FireIce, thats why xxx gave us one mouth and 2 ears to communicate
so i will award 1 point to you for supporting my earlier statement hahaha.
come on, face it, both sexes have infinite grumbles, complains against each other. it is just like the chicken and egg issue, a neverending story. -
play with my dingdongs!
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no one's flawless 'n' not every guy's like that. u are actually condeming all males out there...hao ke lian ahOriginally posted by RuthBaby:The problems with GUYS :
If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't,
he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't,
he says u are from KAMPONG.
If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,
he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him,
he'll Lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u,
he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him,
he Tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him,
he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't Let him KISS u,
he says u don't Love him;
If u let him KISS! !
he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM,
he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u Don't,
he says dat u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him,
U are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u,
it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his,
he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your Exams,
he says it's LUCK;
If he does Well,
it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him,
u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE! !
Guys are in fact really so troublesome &
sooo hard to please!!!!
i just want to add one more.... if you
send this to guys, they
will say its not true...but if you don't, they
say you are selfish....
so the moral of the story is....JUST SEND
THIS TO THE GUYS...
i know that girls are the best creation of GOD but
the fact is they are made from the rib bone of a man
so yo can't help it. guys are guys....
by the way, ur dad's a guy, grandfather's a guy, ur boyfriend's guy. do u condemn them??
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