Originally posted by curiousOrange:
The ultimate guide to what women really mean when they say something:
when they say:
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
I want = I want
You want = I want
We need = I want
We need to talk = I need to complain
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?= I did something today you're really not going to like.(sigh...how true)
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and watch some good footie on T.V.
Are you listening to me!? = (Too late liao, you're dead meat.)
Notice anything different about me today? = (I have err...completely no idea how to answer this one, best solution will be to switch to a football channel, shout "GOAL!!" and act blur)
NICE ONE! hahahahaha
But ...
NO = YES
MAYBE = YES ( this is esp true when a gal ask a guy " do i think i should get this dress?" *hint hint* BUY IT FOR ME IDIOT! )