The problems with GUYS

• urbanstrawie

  26 Feb 02, 15:04

  very subjective...
• Kucinta

  26 Feb 02, 20:48

  Well, if everybody were to become homosexuals, the basic problem would be solved. Not saying that I'm gay of course, but sometimes I think it'd be better off if I were. At least I'd have a better chance of figuring out what another guy wants.
  
  The 2nd boy sighed, "Alas, I am the love that dares not speak it's name."
  
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  "I've already served my time,
  Now wouldn't you just leave me alone?"
• blackhair

  26 Feb 02, 21:51

  acid u r n idiot y dun u go lick some punami?
• curiousOrange

  28 Feb 02, 20:00

  The ultimate guide to what women really mean when they say something:
  
  when they say:
  Yes = No
  
  No = No
  
  Maybe = No
  
  I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
  
  I want = I want
  
  You want = I want
  
  We need = I want
  
  We need to talk = I need to complain
  
  You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
  
  Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
  
  How much do you love me?= I did something today you're really not going to like.(sigh...how true)
  
  I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and watch some good footie on T.V.
  
  Are you listening to me!? = (Too late liao, you're dead meat.)
  
  Notice anything different about me today? = (I have err...completely no idea how to answer this one, best solution will be to switch to a football channel, shout "GOAL!!" and act blur)
  
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  Michelle: "The soup is too salty..."
  Chef: "IT IS NOT...TOO...SALTY!!!"
• urbanstrawie

  1 Mar 02, 00:41

  Originally posted by curiousOrange:

  The ultimate guide to what women really mean when they say something:
  
  when they say:
  Yes = No
  
  No = No
  
  Maybe = No
  
  I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
  
  I want = I want
  
  You want = I want
  
  We need = I want
  
  We need to talk = I need to complain
  
  You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
  
  Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
  
  How much do you love me?= I did something today you're really not going to like.(sigh...how true)
  
  I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and watch some good footie on T.V.
  
  Are you listening to me!? = (Too late liao, you're dead meat.)
  
  Notice anything different about me today? = (I have err...completely no idea how to answer this one, best solution will be to switch to a football channel, shout "GOAL!!" and act blur)
  
  

  NICE ONE! hahahahaha
  
  But ...
  
  NO = YES
  MAYBE = YES ( this is esp true when a gal ask a guy " do i think i should get this dress?" *hint hint* BUY IT FOR ME IDIOT! )