Earlier somebody said “I DON’T WANT TO DIE YET, BCOS I GOT SO MANY THING TO DO IN LIFE!” I gotta attack this statement…
Possible things to be a favourite pastime, I could think of
1 mountain climbing-----bukit timah, mount everest etc *yawn
2 mountain diving with bungee jump*yawn
3 natural reserve walk, jungle expedition, desert adventures etc*yawn
4 sky diving-----parachute etc*yawn
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6 water diving-------------swimming, scuba diving, snorkling, treasure hunting underworld*yawn
7 racing go-cart--------like F1 formulae, recently famous in singapore*yawn
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9 bowling----------I hate bowling, my ball always miss the pin, go backward*yawn
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11 motorbike-------malays like this a lot, dirt bike racing, circuit racing etc*yawn
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13 car racing----------chinese ‘Pai kia’ like this a lot, modified car, BOOM, race at night, evade police
14 bicycle riding----------road, or mountain terrain----------very boring*yawn
15 gossiping----------auntie like a lot, ur mum too!-----------I donÂ’t*yawn
16 playing computer games-------------rpg, first-person, third-person, adventure, 3D, mixed genre, action, strategy, etc-------used to like, now boring liao! Spoilt eyes also, short-sightness increase.
17 *yawn
18 Eat seafood at pasir ris beach, coffee shop---------taxi driver like a lot, big belly man, some expatriate drink there frequent, chio gal go there too, escort, porsitute go there at night with rich man. *yawn
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20 Pub, café,bar, disco goers------a lot handsome young man, young girl, my age or older 18 years and above go there lah! Well-dressed, stylist, handphone ring here ring there. drink beer alcohol, wine, Quateto da pinga, loud music leh, speaker booming out latest techno, beat, trance beat, clubbing…etc-------------I all sianz…….not interested at all! *yawn
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22 One-night stand---------a lot of young man, healthy ppl like this a lot lah, wild girls also lahÂ…..stupid!
23 Geylang, orchard prostitution lah------------pay money, young man, all walks of life ppl go there, *yawn
24 very exciting for them---------------------I donÂ’t
25 go tour lah, tourist, thailand, philippine, bali, sydney, melbourne, eat air lah, korea, seoul, japan, tokyo, US, british, london, germany, hamburg, china, great wall, taiwan, amusement park, disney park, india, taj maha, turkey, africa see wildlife, Expo 3, electronic expo show case latest game in US lah, cambodia, eypt mummy, pyramid, black sea, mediterrenian, nile river, malaysia all island, etc*yawn
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27 shopping----jurong, yishun etc all island shopping. *yawn
28 watch tv, cinema, arcade---------------------------------latest movie, blockbuster *yawn
29 post message here in this forum--------------IÂ’ll quit after sometinesÂ…..getting boring!
30 Meet girls, talk to girls, play with girls, whatever------------------*yawn
31 Get married lah-------------------------------*yawn
32 Give birth to child, have a son to ‘continue’-----------------------*yawn
33 Sleeping, napping----------------------------------sleep to refresh, not too longÂ…Â…Â…I hate sleeping now
34 Eating-------------------------------- eat to grow tall, not eat to live, not live to eat
35 How lian, show off car, watch, latest cellphone, jewellery etc--------------singaporean like this idea *yawn
36 Buy a big house, terrace, bungalow, condominium, earn money thru sale, live in it, ‘how lain’------------*yawn
37 Simply just to live---------------------*yawn stupid world
38 Badmintion, tennis, ---------------coaching you how to play, ------------*yawn
39 Talking to ppl, communicating, socialising----------------------*yawn I prefer talking to dead, IÂ’m train to do it.
40 Doing nothing--------------------*yawn I prefer doing something but what is interesting?
41 Robbing the bank, kidnapping, blacklisting, police record, going to jail, rape, molest, criminal *yawn etc donÂ’t appeal to you, donÂ’t appeal to me either
42 Sun taning--------------cannot be consider a pastime lahhÂ…Â….too much skin cancer lah
43 Coffee shop loitering-------------------only ah peh do it *yawn
44 Play basketball, volleyball, soccer---etc---------------------------*yawn no stamina, donÂ’t bother to train
45 Kick ur ass, cause trouble to ppl--etc-----------------------no good lah, will get retribution!
46 computer joying, surf porno----------------retired already! No good to body, facial health, radiation
47 going to gym-------------------------for what! IÂ’m still short! Need instructor also
48 get a wife------------------------*yawn
49 get a job------------------------------oh yeah but what is interesting, can last a life time!
50 Upgrading ur certificate, ur standard—get degree-----------------------------*yawn not think of it now! Don’t think I can do it also, my english very poor! Cannot communicate! Cannot be understood!
51 Die, go and die----------------------ahÂ…Â…Â… maybe IÂ’ll consider thisÂ… I got one interest!*****
52 Buy car , buy luxury goods, cellphone, 6250 is it, color resolution one…………for what……I don’t have a friend, don’t like ppl also, hate talking……. Don’t like to travel, don’t like to ‘how lian’….
53 Multiplayer gaming, lan gaming, battle.net----------------------------*yawn
54 Volunteer work, good heart, church cleaning, factory tour-----------------------*yawn
Life is stupid!
IÂ’m lost! IÂ’m confused!