for those who know me personally only
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i respect creativity but check the tenses and grammer?
2c man... maybe the errors were intended. -
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Oppss.....U've mentioned the 'RITE' ........Originally posted by xavier1979:I never knew I would write this, but I am beginning to enjoy reading every message that he posts.
"StQwerty...StQwerty....u did hear or read ath rite?!?..." (fingers crossed
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Ohh no...He's gonna enjoy posting even more....
he has a Loyal Audience fr now on....
no sleep for him 2nitz again....
Can i ask for why more things on how u imagine ur life's gonna be like?!
TT'd be Interesting......hmmm..... -
Originally posted by StQwerty:&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Chain Reaction
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Uranium particles dug up from the soil,
Refinery and purifying to get what you have in mind.
Atomic structures is shifted,
Convention explosion initiated,
Charged particles collided vigorously,
Escalating into a un-reversible process, escaping is futile! FUTILEÂ…
Electromagnetic travels at light speed, de-capable communication, and
Ruthless penetration as everyone is unforgiven.
Enormous waves of heat scorching ur back,
U feel ur lungs being puncture before everything fades to black.
Payback time is here! IS HERE!
Ionizing the air, electrifying the atmosphere,
Forming a chain reaction with u in the middle. [Repeat 2]
Shock-wave tremor shattering the concrete jungle,
Leaving nothing to Beauty.
Mangled steels and rocks splitting the roads,
Blocking ur only escape path, desperate seized u,
As u hope for the worst! WORSTÂ…
Ionizing the air, electrifying the atmosphere,
Forming a chain reaction with u in the middle.
Radioactive clouds evaporating rapidly,
Beyond the ozone, the sky is rendered pinkish-red.
Destruction is now widespread, Death is euphoria.
He got ur soul at his hand and with a cross-bone,
U beg for mercy! MERCY!
Ionizing the air, electrifying the atmosphere,
Forming a chain reaction with u in the middle.
Carnage is over, survivor is sparse.
Rain is here to baptize,
Cleansing them of their sin.
Anguish n agony horrify every single soul,
Emptiness is here to justify the innocents! INNOCENTSÂ…
Ionizing the air, electrifying the atmosphere,
Forming a chain reaction with u in the middle.
Over-exposure, blinding rays of white heat,
Causing everything to disintegrate. OH GOD!
Obliterating all, freezing the time,
As life come to a standstillÂ… standstill. -
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Nevermind
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I donÂ’t mind being fat,
I donÂ’t mind being heavy,
Living walking lard on the street,
DonÂ’t bother me! Self-esteem is the key!
Mee rebus with eggs fill ur churning stomach,
Sliencing the hunger pang!
Mee siam topped with satay sauce, ur nose is going to bleed!
Ask for a second helping,
Mak cik will be happy, smile with a broken tooth,
Ur request is met thru money.
Dumpling noodles, china-town the best.
Ba cho mee, fragrant n sweet, ur Ah Mah like the best!
Chao Kway Tiao, extra lard, ur girlfriend shys away,
On slimming diet is the excuse she gave!
Never mind the MSG,
Never mind the Mad Cow Disease,
High cholestra canÂ’t stop me,
Carbohydrate change to energy for defying health
DoctorsÂ’ advice, u canÂ’t forget!
An apple a day, Newton will discover more!
An orange a day, California will become bare!
So durian is the best, in Asia,
Malaysia earned the rest!
Indian roti prata flipping overhead,
As warm curry fill ur plate.
Chapatti n tousai, indiansÂ’ favourite dish,
WhatÂ’s the difference?
Babu cannot tell!
Ah gong can only say,
Down my oesophagus, all in my stomach,
Hydrochloric acid will mix them as one.
Thru, the intestines, past the rectum,
Human fertilizer is what you want.
I donÂ’t mind being fat,
I donÂ’t mind being heavy,
Living walking lard on the street,
DonÂ’t bother me! Self-esteem is the key! -
Hhahahahahha....u r so Funnie...hahhahahaha
all ur previous posts make me go like 
U've improved, StQwerty....keep up the Good Work!!! 
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SO.... He's not quite 'different' from us....?Originally posted by reallieRAW:Hhahahahahha....u r so Funnie...hahhahahaha
all ur previous posts make me go like U've improved, StQwerty....keep up the Good Work!!! -
Hahahhaahaa.....yah...u r 'RITE"?!?! hahahahaahaOriginally posted by Devil1976:SO.... He's not quite 'different' from us....? 
We can help him submit his latest entry under 'The Most Hilarious & Wu Li Tou Creative Writing' -
lets advert our attention to some other issue....
Barber shop used to be a lucrative business, but not now!
I heard the malay barber saying something like “nowadays youngster, even the malay boys go to saloon to dye their hair!” only left a few hand-full of customers like those married with children, 40s, 50s, 30 years old, a few teenages like me have no money, still in school under school regulations, babies accompanied by their parents, crying like hell..bbbbbbzzzzzzzzzz are still regular customers…
I got a colleague(male) in the supermarket who dye his hair until blond, but when he opened his mouth, broken English come outÂ… hahaÂ….but anyway itÂ’s his business not mind. Why do I bother? I quit that inferior job, what an insult to my intelligent!
his name is MR SAm, Uncle SAm with a tall hat. -
i have created a website for my sister a few years back, it's still standing i think, i dont think freeservers.com will bother with such a small byte occupied by me, since its free hosting. i dont got paid at all! for what? i not earning anything thru my website. check it out anyway, incomplete lah, why? dunno what to put up lay?. personal description of my sis? nah......she hate exposing herself!.........http://www.boonshan.freeservers.com
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any suggestion what to put up? -
Hey...no story leh.....removed liao....better go update again....
but i like the CUTE BABIES & Xu Ruo Xuan....she's very sweet
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with what? if u paid me $10 per hour then i'll write...
i got a rought idea of how my next song will.be....so here goes......
once aupon a time, SGforum used to be a peace n soothing forum where hardworkers, after a day of hectic life come n released their 'steam' or stress off their shoulder. But now, here comes a bunch of fools, one particular is called Saint Qwerty, starts to turn the peaceful forum into a market place, arguments n chatting here n there....[continue on ur own in not more than 500 words] -
i got a dumb dad! why?
Do you know how he painted our wallS at home?
he applied the last coat of the paint meaning the coat which will formed the outer most surface directly ontop the old-cracked paint.. oh yes, it was nice for the moment immediately after drying up but it can't last! dumb man... after sometimes, it fell off easily when i accidentally brushed thru. what a dumb man! what a poor rotten paint-job!
he should apply the emulsifyer first directly onto the the old- faded-paint ..THEN.......apply the color paint u wanted to show on the wall! the emulsifyer is to dissolve the old-dry cracked paint and provide a sticky base on the grey cement surface of the wall... so the new surface paint stick onto the cement will stay for long.
i dont even need to consult a profession painter for that! he must use his brain!
those with a new home must think first before painting! Nobody ever said painting a house is easy! not even a 3-room! if it doubt, ask for help! -
Originally posted by StQwerty:StQwerty
Believe what I said
Its real
Trust me, im the messager of god
Its real
Suicide is the way, death is the solution to purify ur soul
Humans are evil
We are not getting better, we r hasting our own death
Flaming the hellfire to engulf the world
Threathening humanity, forcing em like cattles
Cooped in a gas chamber
Stripped of their life worth
Death will cleanse ur soul thoroughly
This is not freedom, this is a lie,
The government is evil, everybody shall die
Agony is life, u shall die
u shall die u shall die u shall dieÂ…
The ameris are bullshits,
So is ur life, followers
Rolling stones shall be stopped, the british is coward
Raffles is exploiting us, why should he be standingÂ…
Kill urself, get rid of urself
Then, God shall forgive you
We shall die.
Ur death will bring good tidings to ur family, ur friends
Spirit of good-will will then spread
The humans are sinful,
Riches is destructive, peace is great, death is better
Eternal peace shall reign.
Cut ur veins, bleed to death, smell ur chasten blood,
Bloodshed and carnage everywhere
This is great, oh yeah, then u shall live!
Believe what I said
Its real
Trust me, im the messager of god
Its real
Suicide is the way, death is the solution to purify ur soul
The bibles are lying, king arthur is a fool
God is angry, human shall die,
The world shall succumb, money n value shall be destroy
War God shall roamed the streets, beggars shall rule
U shall die, jealously is the murderer
State of anarchy is timeless
Ur death is the noblest, kill urself today
Burn ur car, kill ur child, torch ur property, I can sense ur purify like NEWater
Believe what I say
Cruxified ur soul, impaled ur heart with a fork
Dig ur eyes out, the hollows shall awe!
Ur blood shall flow, sweat shall sting
Our dreams shall be fulfilled
Anticipate ur misery, agony is life
And u shall die, victory is near, I cant be wrong
for death is here,
Prove my words, u cant be wrong
Prove my words, u cant be wrong
Prove my words, u cant be wrong
Believe what I said
Its real
Trust me, im the messager of god
Its real
Suicide is the way, death is the solution to purify ur soul
U cant kill me, im ur death
I shall kill you, ur dead
Impiety shall rule, bastards are everywhere,
Suicide is the way to achieve ur dreams
The news editor shall lie, so is ur wife
Believe what I said
Its real
Trust me, im the messager of god
Its real
Suicide is the way, death is the solution to purify ur soul
Promiscuous females, undiscriminating bitches,
Pubs n bars is full of them,
Males are sinner, open-mindedness shall split ur soul
Substained by alcohol, ur wasted soul,
foaming at the mouth, frosty mug taste, death is grey, poison is great
happy hours is here, the females shall received, consensus is disrespect
A domineering bully shall ruled
Believe what I said
Its real
Trust me, im the messager of god
Its real
Suicide is the way, death is the solution to purify ur soul
Intelligence will kill , beastality shall overwhelmed
Tides of darkness crashed upon ur morality
Forcing it to crumble, waves of dismay drowning ur spirit
Frigid pain sears thru ur mind, insanity is near
The beast is here, the constable number is the other way round
Ur lungs shall burst from screaming, oxygen is running out,
pain is trumpeting, anesthetic is useless, antiseptic is pathetic
Believe what I said
Its real
Trust me, im the messager of god
Its real
Suicide is the way, death is the solution to purify ur soul
skeptical and doubtful mind is no matter
ur death shall matter. Oh yeahÂ…Â…Â…..
time is burning, eyes is blinding,
ur system is reversing, backfiring is most possible
Cmajor, Fmajor,Gmajor, ur conditon critical
Operation backfired, emergency relaxation, majority unessential
Believe what I said
Its real
Trust me, im the messager of god
Its real
Suicide is the way, death is the solution to purify ur soul
Chicken essence is what ur mum gave,
smoking is clouding ur brain, tiger beer is ur piss
fking advertisment, stop believing it!
High manipulatives, ur dupedÂ…
Tau Khua is bad for health, laksa is appetising,
Yung tao hu n noodles is for the sensitive teeth
Chao kway tiao all the way!
Knowing me is good for ur well-being
Health life style encourage poor hygiene,
Ur family doctor is unfriendly.
Money is all he sees.
so kill urself todayÂ…Â….this is what ur meant to be
Fking suspect I copied it from somewhere, go ahead! IÂ’m not stopping you!, ur fking jealous! I got an OÂ’level degree in English Vocabulary. Fking laugh, no matter, fking hold back ur tears, ur end is near.
Get a good career running, mind ur own ass, listen to the government, employed urself, accumulate CPF for ur death. I fking donÂ’t care
Be an obident citizen n drowned like the black crow in BEDOK reservoirÂ….
IÂ’m seriousÂ… money fking blinded ur eyesÂ…
[ Cool! True to life! -
Hey, u ever thought of composing a rap? Ur writings looks like the lyrics in Eminem raps!
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StQwerty, i think you need some mental help. r u from the devil ? hmm.. maybe not ...
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Let him be. I find his posts are rather ... enriching?Originally posted by blue_kelvinsg:StQwerty, i think you need some mental help. r u from the devil ? hmm.. maybe not ... -
Originally posted by blue_kelvinsg:StQwerty, i think you need some mental help. r u from the devil ? hmm.. maybe not ...
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I agree with JeweL81 that his writings can be turned into GOOD RAP... <- Provided that he can PASS the CENSORSHIP...?Originally posted by xavier1979:Let him be. I find his posts are rather ... enriching? " -
our local concert management used to be fuzzy or particular, chossy about those coming to our country to perform whether a band or an individual star,
the members involved in a band can't be drug addicts, or have a bad- image sumting like the past oasis.
bcos we dont want them to bad-influence our youth or lead them astray, deviated from the nation's pure goody idealogy.
oasis management cancelled the concert in singapore becos of the fear of being subbotaged by the terrorist or extremies who hated white hairy-ass. now is their turn to be chossy and particular of the venue they performed!
haha, what a turn of events!(shaking my head as i say this!) -
a song with a twisted ending, IÂ’ll try my best!
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Nuclear Fire
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A nuclear device is detonated,
Secret of GodÂ’s creation is unleashed!
Mankind shall feel its wrathÂ…
Nuclear fire heats up the earth, scorching the surface
Lighting up the sky with blinding rays powered by an unholy source!
Destructive off the richter scale, unstoppable like gravity, defying all odds, soÂ…
Running is futile,
Submit urself to the fiery devil, make a pact
Sarcrifies ur soul for a promise never met.
For devil is a great liar, with no regard for human plead!
Your sorrow is what he live on, AND ONÂ…
Deadly gamma rays charged at you,
Diffusing ur cells and bringing it to a boil!
Radioactivities pronounce positive, damnÂ…
Fear rushes thru ur nerves, adrenaline pounding,
Ready to burst thru! BURST!
Nuclear fire heats up the earth, scorching the surface
Lighting up the sky with blinding rays powered by an unholy source!
Destructive off the Richter scale, unstoppable like gravity, defying all odds, soÂ…
Melting bones, dissolving eyes, having no rush and
Making no effort to stop!
Charred body littered among the ruins, ignited napalm
Pounding the foundation relentlessly,
Reducing it to sea of molten rocks.
Tremor shattered thru transparent barriers,
Concrete pillar shall not be spared!
Teeth chattering, speech is none,
Debris piercing the lungs of unsuspected victims,
Shrapnel ripped the skin off ur bloody face,
U screaming in terror!
Gases expanded and burst thru our lungs.
As we screaming in terrorÂ… TERROR!
Nuclear fire heats up the sphere, scorching the surface
Lighting up the sky with blinding rays powered by an unholy source!
Destructive off the Richter scale, unstoppable like gravity, defying all odds, soÂ…
The ending is flashing, the show is over,
Patrons are leaving the cinema.
End of the world is fictitious. Whew!
Words just canÂ’t describe the ordeal IÂ’ve just been thru,
The popcorn eating girl on the left,
Annoyed me a lot!
The Ah Peh on the right,
Have no interest for sci-fi movie,
Chinese opera is what he wants! HahÂ… -
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Chain Reaction
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Uranium particles dug up from the soil,
Refinery and purifying to get what you have in mind.
Atomic structures is shifted,
Convention explosion initiated,
Charged particles collided vigorously,
Escalating into a un-reversible process, escaping is futile! FUTILEÂ…
Electromagnetic travels at light speed, de-capable communication, and
Ruthless penetration as everyone is unforgiven.
Enormous waves of heat scorching ur back,
U feel ur lungs being puncture before everything fades to black.
Payback time is here! IS HERE!
Ionizing the air, electrifying the atmosphere,
Forming a chain reaction with u in the middle. [Repeat 2]
Shock-wave tremor shattering the concrete jungle,
Leaving nothing to Beauty.
Mangled steels and rocks splitting the roads,
Blocking ur only escape path, desperate seized u,
As u hope for the worst! WORSTÂ…
Ionizing the air, electrifying the atmosphere,
Forming a chain reaction with u in the middle.
Radioactive clouds evaporating rapidly,
Beyond the ozone, the sky is rendered pinkish-red.
Destruction is now widespread, Death is euphoria.
He got ur soul at his hand and with a cross-bone,
U beg for mercy! MERCY!
Ionizing the air, electrifying the atmosphere,
Forming a chain reaction with u in the middle.
Carnage is over, survivor is sparse.
Rain is here to baptize,
Cleansing them of their sin.
Anguish n agony horrify every single soul,
Emptiness is here to justify the innocents! INNOCENTSÂ…
Ionizing the air, electrifying the atmosphere,
Forming a chain reaction with u in the middle.
Over-exposure, blinding rays of white heat,
Causing everything to disintegrate. OH GOD!
Obliterating all, freezing the time,
As life come to a standstillÂ… standstill.
compare my 2 products which is better? chain or nu fire? -
U seem to LOVE physics...dun U?
R u able to write sth tt relates to Happiness....
can Try?.....Maybe even Visualizing wat ur Heart desires?
Hmmm....seems challenging -
i'm coming!
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We r in a society,
Where strong feeds upon the weak,
The weak feeds upon the dead.
We r in a society,
Where kids feeling guilty drawing pictures of pornographic stickman,
Incestuous parents educating the youths.
We r in a society,
Where ur death will be the noblest,
Ur sin will be purged entirely! ENTIRELY!
I was all speed, dunno that I was going too fast,
Scaring all the kids running for cover, screaming for mum.
Accelerated blades shearing thru their soft bones,
Slicing them like fragile grasses,
Human cries piercing ur soul with a guilt that
Signal victory! VICTORY!
IÂ’m ur worst nightmare, bad dreams that u cant stop,
I eat away at ur soul, ur eyes is my dessert.
U canÂ’t run away from me,
U canÂ’t hide,
IÂ’m comingÂ…
U hate going down the road called life,
Serrated blade help you in ur destiny,
Help you to achieve ur dreams, everlasting happiness.
Cut it now!, cut thru the soft line called vein,
relishing the taste of blood,
feel the warm rivulets crying down ur arm,
as u bleed in glory!
This is power! This is real! Cut the veins now! CUT IT! BLEED!
IÂ’m ur worst nightmare, bad dreams that u cant stop,
I eat away at ur soul, ur eyes is my dessert.
U canÂ’t run away from me,
U canÂ’t hide,
IÂ’m comingÂ…
Ur Mum is lying, Dad is deceiving!
Have trust in me, I shall grant u peace,
Chased away ur fears n cradle you like a newborn
Take you away from harm,
Cruelty n darkness of life,
U shall feel the warm of fire n gasoline burning at ur soul!
ItÂ’s great! OH GREAT! BURN!
IÂ’m ur worst nightmare, bad dreams that u cant stop,
I eat away at ur soul, ur eyes is my dessert.
U canÂ’t run away from me,
U canÂ’t hide,
IÂ’m comingÂ…
compare all three which is the best? -
dedicate to all 'plump' ppl, pls never say i'm mocking at you!
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Nevermind
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I donÂ’t mind being fat,
I donÂ’t mind being heavy,
Living walking lard on the street,
DonÂ’t bother me! Self-esteem is the key!
Mee rebus with eggs fill ur churning stomach,
Sliencing the hunger pang!
Mee siam topped with satay sauce, ur nose is going to bleed!
Ask for a second helping,
Mak cik will be happy, smile with a broken tooth,
Ur request is met thru money.
Dumpling noodles, china-town the best.
Ba cho mee, fragrant n sweet, ur Ah Mah like the best!
Chao Kway Tiao, extra lard, ur girlfriend shys away,
On slimming diet is the excuse she gave!
Never mind the MSG,
Never mind the Mad Cow Disease,
High cholestra canÂ’t stop me,
Carbohydrate change to energy for defying health
DoctorsÂ’ advice, u canÂ’t forget!
An apple a day, Newton will discover more!
An orange a day, California will become bare!
So durian is the best, in Asia,
Malaysia earned the rest!
Indian roti prata flipping overhead,
As warm curry fill ur plate.
Chapatti n tousai, indiansÂ’ favourite dish,
WhatÂ’s the difference?
Babu cannot tell!
Ah gong can only say,
Down my oesophagus, all in my stomach,
Hydrochloric acid will mix them as one.
Thru, the intestines, past the rectum,
Human fertilizer is what you want.
I donÂ’t mind being fat,
I donÂ’t mind being heavy,
Living walking lard on the street,
DonÂ’t bother me! Self-esteem is the key!
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Nevermind
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
I donÂ’t mind being fat,
I donÂ’t mind being heavy,
Living walking lard on the street,
DonÂ’t bother me! Self-esteem is the key!
Mee rebus with eggs fill ur churning stomach,
Sliencing the hunger pang!
Mee siam topped with satay sauce, ur nose is going to bleed!
Ask for a second helping,
Mak cik will be happy, smile with a broken tooth,
Ur request is met thru money.
Dumpling noodles, china-town the best.
Ba cho mee, fragrant n sweet, ur Ah Mah like the best!
Chao Kway Tiao, extra lard, ur girlfriend shys away,
On slimming diet is the excuse she gave!
Never mind the MSG,
Never mind the Mad Cow Disease,
High cholestra canÂ’t stop me,
Carbohydrate change to energy for defying health
DoctorsÂ’ advice, u canÂ’t forget!
An apple a day, Newton will discover more!
An orange a day, California will become bare!
So durian is the best, in Asia,
Malaysia earned the rest!
Indian roti prata flipping overhead,
As warm curry fill ur plate.
Chapatti n tousai, indiansÂ’ favourite dish,
WhatÂ’s the difference?
Babu cannot tell!
Ah gong can only say,
Down my oesophagus, all in my stomach,
Hydrochloric acid will mix them as one.
Thru, the intestines, past the rectum,
Human fertilizer is what you want.
I donÂ’t mind being fat,
I donÂ’t mind being heavy,
Living walking lard on the street,
DonÂ’t bother me! Self-esteem is the key!