Thailand True Story
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
and who says only woman seduce?
die couples die!!! -
So wat happened to ur dad?
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really...as time goes by...less ppl know how to do this....coz they think is ridiculous...
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actually... not very hard to do lor...Originally posted by Aaron8209:really...as time goes by...less ppl know how to do this....coz they think is ridiculous...
but the chants.. u must know them very well... -
Shit Man! All these years of studies has been wasted.
I should have learnt Gong Tao instead!
I would publish my new found talent and skills in scientific journals and bag myself a nobel prize!
Then i will open a Gong Tao for hire agency , who knows maybe franchise it.
I should also contemplate on open up the first Gong Tao institution! Get some goverment grant , which i think they would not object as this would put singapore in the forerunner of Gong Tao research which surpasses all the other Bio science or tech shit!. Who knows they might just provide scholarship to go along with it. This would certainly stir up the economy.
The top scholars would definitely be headhunted by the foreign ministry and the military dept. I can imagine a team of elite Gong Tao specialist operating in the Ops room to putting a hex on the unsuspecting General of the opposing force.
All embassies of Singapore will have a resident Gong Tao spec to conduct clandestine Gong Tao ops on wayward foreign diplomats or dignitries.
Our Temasek Holdings definetly will have afew Gong Tao consultants to handle their Thailand and Indonesia fiasco . That will teach them to mess with our imperial investments.
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yea lo..Originally posted by aHGer^83:actually... not very hard to do lor...
but the chants.. u must know them very well...
aniwae if hu tio gong tao tell me.. im able to help
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yea lo..
aniwae if hu tio gong tao tell me.. im able to help
U a Gong Tao specialist?
If u are please PM me, i need to get in touch with u for research purpose.
P.S Willing to share Nobel Prize with u . -
Originally posted by GermKiller:
May I know, What is Gong Tao? I hear already also Tao gong gong.
[b]yea lo..
aniwae if hu tio gong tao tell me.. im able to help
U a Gong Tao specialist?
If u are please PM me, i need to get in touch with u for research purpose.
P.S Willing to share Nobel Prize with u . [/b] -
Originally posted by GermKiller:
germ
[b]yea lo..
aniwae if hu tio gong tao tell me.. im able to help
U a Gong Tao specialist?
If u are please PM me, i need to get in touch with u for research purpose.
P.S Willing to share Nobel Prize with u . [/b]
i duno how to put gong tao but noe how 2 cure -
Originally posted by GermKiller:
u r too stoopid to get any results from me
[b]yea lo..
aniwae if hu tio gong tao tell me.. im able to help
U a Gong Tao specialist?
If u are please PM me, i need to get in touch with u for research purpose.
P.S Willing to share Nobel Prize with u . [/b] -
Gong Tao means the black arts or WitchcraftOriginally posted by angel7030:May I know, What is Gong Tao? I hear already also Tao gong gong.
Tao Gong means TOOPID! -
Gong Tao means the black arts or Witchcraft
Tao Gong means TOOPID!
Also those whose practice Gong Tao are called Sian Tao and
those who kenna Gong Tao is called Twa Tao. ( Big Head )
If u dun understand and still peh Tao ( scratch head)
I think u better go Long Tao ( Bang Head ) -
Aiya, where got black arts and witchcraft??? too much Harry Potter liao.Originally posted by Short Ninja:Gong Tao means the black arts or Witchcraft
Tao Gong means TOOPID!
Huh! what it TOOPID??? wha! shortie, u make me headache liao, panadol please. -
Originally posted by GermKiller:
Is this a Gong tao peom??
[b]Gong Tao means the black arts or Witchcraft
Tao Gong means TOOPID!
Also those whose practice Gong Tao are called Sian Tao and
those who kenna Gong Tao is called Twa Tao. ( Big Head )
If u dun understand and still peh Tao ( scratch head)
I think u better go Long Tao ( Bang Head )
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Huh!!!! I remembered last time i threw my used sanitary into the sea at my school Brownie camp at St john island, wonder if those fishes or sotong ate it or not. Must be, if not, why so many guys going after me???Originally posted by [K]iyoshi:TRUE STORY FROM THAILAND
There was this Singaporean who went on a tour to Bangkok. During his stay there, he happened to meet his Thai business associate who invited him to his house. After being introduced to the family which included three daughters,the Singaporean was asked to stay for dinner.
It was a simple meal of vegetables and fish served with traditional white rice. The Singaporean man took his leave and continued the remainder of his tour.
Three months later, the man decided to divorce his wife of 10 years. His wife was shocked! After persistently asking for a reason, he disclosed that he was madly in love with his Thai associate's second daughter. He couldn't seem to stop thinking about her and the longing will only go away when he is with her. He insisted on the divorce and wants to marry the girl. The wife in her desperation decided to seek help from a "Si Fu" recommended by her relative.
It is through him that they discovered a shocking custom. In some parts of Thailand, when a girl first got her period, she is to rear a fish and feed it with the sanitary pads after using them. The fish is killed when she spots the man she wants to marry and the fish is cooked and served to this man. The man will be so mesmerised by her and will love her till the day she dies. The wife upon knowing this custom appealed to the "Si fu" for a solution.
The "Si Fu" says that only when the girl rejects the man in the face will he wake up from his trance. There is no other way out. The wife made a trip to Thailand to speak and plead with the family. They relented and the spell was lifted.
Moral of the story :
You men out there, don't be taken in by a simple meal. There is more to it. They have similar customs in Indonesia too. But they use pubic hairs instead.
Huh!!! what!!! pubic hairs, aiya, me shaved liao, too late. Nevermind wait for it to grow, put one into a burger to the boy i like...wow! he will follow me forever...yeah!!! -
Double Cheeseburger satu dont want tomato & Chiilie sauce can ar not?