I don't want to say goodbye to express!
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Fcuk la I really dont want go NA.
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Originally posted by -HardShot-:
Fcuk la I really dont want go NA.
Go suicide lo, die le next life u can try again to go express. This life no more chance
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Fcuk la I really need to go express no matter what nbcb go screw ur mum.
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TS....go time travel...
Travel to the past...
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Originally posted by -HardShot-:
Fcuk la I really need to go express no matter what nbcb go screw ur mum.
Fcuk la u really need to go die no matter what nbcb go screw urself.
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quote: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94601
The Tank
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Requirements
The Tank is a hero among trolls, granted that he is tanking the thread intentionally. A Tank can take an infinite amount of abuse and still keep going, pushing the limits of everyone's patience until he is either banned or abandoned in the hollowed-out remains of what was once a prosperous thread, aptly completing the metaphor by giving the troll a cave to reign superior in. The Tank can keep going for hours, even days in the same thread, stubborn to the last post. It is generally impossible to slay these trolls, which makes them the immortal heroes that they are.
This type of troll is relatively common in one form or another, but to find an expert Tank is to witness a never-ending battle between good and evil, and the rewards are great. This type of troll can either be incredibly stupid or incredibly arrogant, or both. The dangerous aspect of this kind of troll is that within many forum veterans, a Tank is sleeping, waiting to be awoken, often by another veteran. When this occurs, a Tank battle can occur, which is as epic as a Tank vs. Thread war.
How can I become one?
Creativity: 8+/10 or 3-/10
Persistence: 9+/10
Observation/Scrutiny: 5+/10 or 2-/10
Education/Nerdiness: 8+/10 or 1-/10
Animosity: 6+/10
Cancel any plans you have for a day, and prepare to engage in an epic battle. The key to this is your perseverance - you can never quit, and you will never quit, otherwise you are a pathetic noob and poser troll. Defeat is not an option - get banned or slay all your opponents are your 2 options. You must be prepared to surrender sleep, eating, and bathroom breaks unless you are on a laptop.
After you have accepted these conditions, the rest is easy. You come into a thread, get a reading on the general atmosphere and direction, and then make it your destiny to reverse every possible foundation that the thread was founded upon. You do this either by disagreeing with the general consensus with an ardent defense prepared (mini-example 1), by taking up a controversial stance that is probably wrong (ME 2), or by disagreeing with literally everyone (ME 3). Once again, you can never back down, even if people bring up facts, experience, and inconsistencies in your argument against you; these are but trivial blows to you, The Tank.
There are two types of tanks in terms of personality - some pretend to be innocent, and continue to troll under the guise of trying to defend their correct opinion. This usually leads to long battles that are relatively low on heat. Others are aggressive instigators, which force their wrong perceptions of the topic at hand down people's throats. The result of this is usually an instant flame-war, however it generally does not last long until a moderator comes in and bans you. Choose your path wisely.