Masturbation Worries
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man.u are a scum.how can u tell a gal to do that when she's in distress and needs help.go fuck a dog.go to hellOriginally posted by Nadia:can'tstopgal, if you really can't stop yourself, try doing with a man...then 2 men...then 10 men....if still cannot satisfy yourself, then gang bang with 200 men. maybe you can get tired of sex or more interested in wanting more...can qualify as annabel chong number 2.
go make yourself a name and use your best resource. chee bye
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I know to help you. In victorian england, it was considered satanic and immoral to masturbate. Thus, many little girls had an operation called a clitorectomy. This operation involves the removal of the clitoris, which will render the victim... err.. patient to be unable to experience sexual pleasure, eliminating the need to masturbate. So... if you have a problem with chronic masturbation, you should just get a sharp scissors, and snip off your clit. hahahaha.
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bad advice
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no, its good advice. Or alternatively, you could seal your vagina shut with a gluegun.
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u r serious ahOriginally posted by Can'tStopGal:How am i supposed to contact people when they dun leave their emails?
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Originally posted by Mazohyst:no, its good advice. Or alternatively, you could seal your vagina shut with a gluegun.
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It's not funny! I'm serious dammit. Or staple it shut. Or sew your pubic hairs together.
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Originally posted by Mazohyst:It's not funny! I'm serious dammit. Or staple it shut. Or sew your pubic hairs together.
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u r probably doing it the wrong way...it should make u more energetic...let me teach u how to do it properly.Originally posted by Can'tStopGal:I'm a 14-year old girl. For nearly two years, I have been masturbating almost every day.
Am I abnormal? Do other girls masturbate and are there any negative effects?
My friends told me that I often look pathetic and tired in school. Has this got to do with my daily masturbation, which saps my energy and makes me feel tired all the time?
Sometimes, I feel guity but I can't control myself. Can anyone help me? -
yeah. 1st you take a baseball bat... den you rub it with buttermilk. Then you piss on it. n shove it all the way in. then... get a tube of Silicon... and seal it in.
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or you could just have normal intercourse...
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u volunteer to do it wif her?Originally posted by Ain't Afraid To Die:or you could just have normal intercourse... -
hahaha. yeah. or chop yourself in half.
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now i know why they like to play baseball in the states...cos the guys' ones not big enough...so use baseball batsOriginally posted by Mazohyst:yeah. 1st you take a baseball bat... den you rub it with buttermilk. Then you piss on it. n shove it all the way in. then... get a tube of Silicon... and seal it in. -
or a hockey stick. really long.