What I've Learned From Dating
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For the past few years I have been out on a few dates and it has been an eye-opening experience.
Here is what I have learned.
-Many women are single for a reason, ie) personality disorders, hygiene issues, lack of social graces, commitment to virginity.
-Married women will set you up with their single friends, even though they KNOW you will have absolutely nothing in common. Apparently it makes them feel useful.
-The rule of thumb for men is "don't talk about ex-girlfriends or previous dates". Women have no such rule and will draw vast generalities between their last boyfriend and the state of the male gender. Apparently we're ALL sunsa*****es.
-Women will not reveal how they feel the date is going until after the cheque is paid.
-Women will wear the highest heeled shoes since KISS were on tour, and then complain endlessy about how their feet hurt.
-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly" -
Hobbit Da ge, jus 2 let u know... ur posting nv fail to bring me laughter... it actually helps lift me frm depression as i been feelin down lately.. -
Hahaha...hey Hobbit...this is a really good post!Originally posted by The Hobbit:For the past few years I have been out on a few dates and it has been an eye-opening experience.
Here is what I have learned.
-Many women are single for a reason, ie) personality disorders, hygiene issues, lack of social graces, commitment to virginity.
-Married women will set you up with their single friends, even though they KNOW you will have absolutely nothing in common. Apparently it makes them feel useful.
-The rule of thumb for men is "don't talk about ex-girlfriends or previous dates". Women have no such rule and will draw vast generalities between their last boyfriend and the state of the male gender. Apparently we're ALL sunsa*****es.
-Women will not reveal how they feel the date is going until after the cheque is paid.
-Women will wear the highest heeled shoes since KISS were on tour, and then complain endlessy about how their feet hurt.
-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly"
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Originally posted by The Hobbit:For the past few years I have been out on a few dates and it has been an eye-opening experience.
Here is what I have learned.
-Many women are single for a reason, ie) personality disorders, hygiene issues, lack of social graces, commitment to virginity.
-Married women will set you up with their single friends, even though they KNOW you will have absolutely nothing in common. Apparently it makes them feel useful.
-The rule of thumb for men is "don't talk about ex-girlfriends or previous dates". Women have no such rule and will draw vast generalities between their last boyfriend and the state of the male gender. Apparently we're ALL sunsa*****es.
-Women will not reveal how they feel the date is going until after the cheque is paid.
-Women will wear the highest heeled shoes since KISS were on tour, and then complain endlessy about how their feet hurt.
-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly" Quite true in general...it does apply to some gals 
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HA HA HA....if me not wrong, first time Hobbit in Aunt AgonyOriginally posted by The Hobbit:For the past few years I have been out on a few dates and it has been an eye-opening experience.
Here is what I have learned.
-Many women are single for a reason, ie) personality disorders, hygiene issues, lack of social graces, commitment to virginity.
-Married women will set you up with their single friends, even though they KNOW you will have absolutely nothing in common. Apparently it makes them feel useful.
-The rule of thumb for men is "don't talk about ex-girlfriends or previous dates". Women have no such rule and will draw vast generalities between their last boyfriend and the state of the male gender. Apparently we're ALL sunsa*****es.
-Women will not reveal how they feel the date is going until after the cheque is paid.
-Women will wear the highest heeled shoes since KISS were on tour, and then complain endlessy about how their feet hurt.
-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly"
Not all gals are like dat mah....-Many women are single for a reason, ie) personality disorders, hygiene issues, lack of social graces, commitment to virginity.
some men also like dat what.... -
I juz wanna be frends could mean that you are not rich enough...Originally posted by The Hobbit:For the past few years I have been out on a few dates and it has been an eye-opening experience.
Here is what I have learned.
-Many women are single for a reason, ie) personality disorders, hygiene issues, lack of social graces, commitment to virginity.
-Married women will set you up with their single friends, even though they KNOW you will have absolutely nothing in common. Apparently it makes them feel useful.
-The rule of thumb for men is "don't talk about ex-girlfriends or previous dates". Women have no such rule and will draw vast generalities between their last boyfriend and the state of the male gender. Apparently we're ALL sunsa*****es.
-Women will not reveal how they feel the date is going until after the cheque is paid.
-Women will wear the highest heeled shoes since KISS were on tour, and then complain endlessy about how their feet hurt.
-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly"
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so u r saying all datable and ok women will be attached as soon as they reach the shelf?Originally posted by The Hobbit:-Many women are single for a reason, ie) personality disorders, hygiene issues, lack of social graces, commitment to virginity.
-The rule of thumb for men is "don't talk about ex-girlfriends or previous dates". Women have no such rule and will draw vast generalities between their last boyfriend and the state of the male gender. Apparently we're ALL sunsa*****es.
-Women will not reveal how they feel the date is going until after the cheque is paid.
-Women will wear the highest heeled shoes since KISS were on tour, and then complain endlessy about how their feet hurt.
-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly"
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power sia....Croco no gf leh....u can recommend???
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ya, guess all the pretty ones get snapped up very quickly. Some girls stay single cos they want to focus on career, so no time to socialise. U should be happy that the married ones are willing to be matchmakers. It beats staying at home alone!
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Focus on career = You are not good enough for me.Originally posted by gerrykoh:ya, guess all the pretty ones get snapped up very quickly. Some girls stay single cos they want to focus on career, so no time to socialise. U should be happy that the married ones are willing to be matchmakers. It beats staying at home alone!
No time to socialise = I'm waiting for a richer guy.
Regarding matchmaking....rather die at home also don't want to go. -
Hmmm......Originally posted by gerrykoh:ya, guess all the pretty ones get snapped up very quickly. Some girls stay single cos they want to focus on career, so no time to socialise. U should be happy that the married ones are willing to be matchmakers. It beats staying at home alone!
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All the 'funny things'...?
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Wahhaha.... heng ah... no one said that to me yet... whahahah... U just made my day!!! Thanks HOBBIT!!!Originally posted by The Hobbit:-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly" -
what have i done actually?Originally posted by edwinSSM:Wahhaha.... heng ah... no one said that to me yet... whahahah... U just made my day!!! Thanks HOBBIT!!! -
sunsa*****es
simi lai eh? -
basket. i'm uglyOriginally posted by The Hobbit:-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly" -
Actually not really applied tat u r ugly, its juz as simple as there is no chemistry between each other, juz be friend enough.Originally posted by The Hobbit:-code word "I just want to be friends" means "you're ugly" -
Platonic friendship ya mean?Originally posted by Ogbunwezeh:Actually not really applied tat u r ugly, its juz as simple as there is no chemistry between each other, juz be friend enough.
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One-sided friendship.
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Yea....wonder why gals think it ACTUALLY exists ....but it doesnt! I mean...in theory it does la...
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anyone ever heard the other party said
"you are too good for me" and left??
if mi so good why dun wan ah??
that's something I still dun understand.... -
I can't stand you.Originally posted by my_name_is_Natasha:anyone ever heard the other party said
"you are too good for me" and left??
if mi so good why dun wan ah??
that's something I still dun understand.... -
right........Originally posted by gaoyue:I can't stand you. -
Suddenly reminds me of this poor chap who said....Originally posted by sgFish:basket. i'm ugly
"But I just wanna be friends with all of you..." In the end everybody ignored him.... <> -
shiat. im ugly too