Our very own Continue-The-Story Thread!
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The old birds in here might remember this awesome old thread:
http://sgforums.com/forums/1390/topics/156320
So let's do something like this again, and remember the rules: no classified information, and don't suka-suka give yourselves high ranks (just use your own NS ranks.....).....
So, let's start........
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One fine Saturday, 3SG Tan was doing COS duty. He was bored out of his skull, and he was feeling tulan at not being able to attend his girlfriend's birthday party.
Suddenly, the phone rang......
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lol! I'm definitely one of the old birds.
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One fine Saturday, 3SG Tan was doing COS duty. He was bored out of his skull, and he was feeling tulan at not being able to attend his girlfriend's birthday party.
Suddenly, the phone rang......it was his girlfriend...
Ring Ring... Ring Ring...
Kachak...
3SG Tan : Hello dar ah.....
Gf : Hey dar, i v sad leh u nv come...
3SG Tan : no choice leh got duty...
Suddenly, "BOOM" ......
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The door burst open and a man in civillian flashed his little red book and shouted: "MSD Check!!"
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Originally posted by gd4u:
The door burst open and a man in civillian flashed his little red book and shouted: "MSD Check!!"
3SG Tan was so surprised that he threw his phone on the man's head..
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forgetting that its a apple iphone
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The MSD man caught the iPhone in mid-air and stared right at it.
MSD man: 'Ohoh! Camera phone in camp! You are gonna get charged like a battery!'
At that point 3SG Tan knew that he had to do something drastic. He.....
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suddenly woke up and realised it was a bad dream....
it's 5am in the morning and his duty is almost over...
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(lol old bird reporting!)
His phone rang. (for real, this time)
3SG Tan: Hello?
Caller: Hello Tan ah, Lim here, sorry I will be late ah. Help me dah for a few hours can? Weekend lah, nobody around one..
Tan: ^*^%$... okay... you buy McDonalds big breakfast for everyone in guardroom. Gum sia. (cut line)
Being the welfare sergeant, 3SG Tan walked out of the guardhouse and...
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saw a banner stating
Army Openhouse TODAY!
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To his horror, 3SG Tan realized that no one had done area cleaning in preparation for the Open House.
So he picked up the phone and initiated an emergency recall of all personnel to the camp.
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but since it is sunday, no one was awake to answer their phone...
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Originally posted by kwlee:
but since it is sunday, no one was awake to answer their phone...
and it's 5am, so nobody's awake..
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3SG Tan was getting desperate because no one was taking his calls. The situation was critical; the coackroach infestation in the camp was especially worrying.
So he called the nearby airbase and asked them to airdrop two large consignments of Baygon.
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Which landed all over the camp SOC ground, the only presentable thing left to present to the 3000 enthu NCC kids gathering impatiently outside the camp gate for AOH
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hmm, why are all the kids dressed in blue uniform?
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As it turned out, the consignments of Baygon had split open and fumigated the air, reacting with the NCC uniforms to form a blue colour.
The Medical Response Force and 39SCE were immediately scrambled to contain the chemical threat.
***note: both MRF and 39SCE are both public domain knowledge***
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meanwhile, the already late 3SG Lim report back to camp with 20 mcdonald's big breakfast.
"ho seh liao..."
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And the NCC chewdren thought it was free gifts for them and raced to 3SG Lim ..
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3SG Tan then saw 3SG Lim being surrounded by kids and he was getting nervous as his big breakfast was in danger... in order to save his big breakfast , 3SG Tan went down to the....
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will this accidentally leak military secrets?
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(new here... heehee, come here to make story!)
he went down to drain and run in the drain towards the carpark! the chewren chased but did not went into the drain!
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down to the cookhouse, hoping to ask fireice the cookhouse aunty to put his big breakfast in the fridge ....
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Unfortunately, by then the Big Breakfast meals were all contaminated with Baygon, in turn contaminating all the food in the cookhouse.
Soon all the guard duty personnel who ate the food started doing Dance Dance Revolution moves.
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just at this moment .... who else would come along but ............................
AH TEO ! ......
the defence ministar is visiting the open house ! .....