Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 138th Edition
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trying to write an informal thing...
it's supposed to be based on... spirit, purpose and mind... ahahahahaha
Spirit
Purpose
And
Mindahahahahahahaha
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Morning cassie.
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At my (part-time) workplace, we don't do Mondays.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
trying to write an informal thing...
it's supposed to be based on... spirit, purpose and mind... ahahahahaha
Spirit
Purpose
And
Mindahahahahahahaha
cool.
reminds me of the old joke:
Commanding Officer, Wing.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
trying to write an informal thing...
it's supposed to be based on... spirit, purpose and mind... ahahahahaha
Spirit
Purpose
And
Mindahahahahahahaha
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Oh
Shit
It's
Monday
OSIM
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Certified organic food in China? Hah - one inspector was dropped because of a conflict of interest. And the government officials harass the inspectors on their visits too.
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eh... I think even Fatum + LF also cannot finish this...
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Originally posted by av98m:
cool.
reminds me of the old joke:
Commanding Officer, Wing.
My friends and I had a running joke about the Administration of the National University of Singapore....
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Originally posted by fudgester:
My friends and I had a running joke about the Administration of the National University of Singapore....
It's quite apt, if you think about it
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Students at a local school were assigned 2 books to read, 'Titanic - The Movie' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullsh*t artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen..
Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either..
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing -
Originally posted by the Bear:
Students at a local school were assigned 2 books to read, 'Titanic - The Movie' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullsh*t artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen..
Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either..
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thingawesome
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LOL that is good
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Originally posted by the Bear:
Students at a local school were assigned 2 books to read, 'Titanic - The Movie' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullsh*t artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen..
Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either..
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thingLOL
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Originally posted by Kawac151:
Morning cassie.
morning kawac. sorry, it's been a busy morning.anyway, this is what flashes on our internal portal: Thank God it's Monday!
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morning...
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Originally posted by Ferret:
morning...
THE CREATURE IS ALIVE!!
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
Certified organic food in China? Hah - one inspector was dropped because of a conflict of interest. And the government officials harass the inspectors on their visits too.
You know we have a lot of organic foods from China on our shelves here and I cannot help but wonder if it's really trueI mean they have fake eggs... and god knows what else
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Originally posted by Ferret:
morning...
afternoon oredi...
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Originally posted by udontknowme:
afternoon oredi...
Udon I bought the turtle pendentAlong with a Shark Ring and a Turtle Charm
Haha
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eh. you know there's this malaysian brand organic foods here.
a friend of my mom's once bought an organic cauliflower for us. i had to throw the whole thing out. whole entire thing was rotten...
but i think it's my mom's friend's fault. cos i think she doesn't know how to buy groceries.
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Originally posted by elindra:
Udon I bought the turtle pendentAlong with a Shark Ring and a Turtle Charm
Haha
hi
it's my birthday
soon. real soon!
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:P
I'm thinking actually if I should get MPB the scorpion pendent they have coz it's really very cool looking
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I tar-paued pasta from home for lunch.
I tried wholemeal pasta instead of normal refined-wheat pasta.
Damn.... it tasted as though I was eating wood chips or something.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
maI tar-paued pasta from home for lunch.
I tried wholemeal pasta instead of normal refined-wheat pasta.
Damn.... it tasted as though I was eating wood chips or something.
did you check country of origin? maybe you were eating wood chips.
