how you clean off sperm after mastrubate ?

• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 15:58

  usually i masturbate sperm will land on my pubic hair very sticky use water and soap also cannot wash off. then will harden becum gel on pubic hair. thats why sex blowjob is better ebcos girl will intake the sperm into their vagina and mouth won't stick to pubic hair.
  
  pls give tips?
• laurence82

  30 Nov 04, 15:59

  Originally posted by hard boy:

  usually i masturbate sperm will land on my pubic hair very sticky use water and soap also cannot wash off. then will harden becum gel on pubic hair. thats why sex blowjob is better ebcos girl will intake the sperm into their vagina and mouth won't stick to pubic hair.
  
  pls give tips?

  ur sperm made of wad sia? use soap also cannot wash off?
• NeonTetra

  30 Nov 04, 16:00

  alcohol swipe
• HENG@

  30 Nov 04, 16:02

  Originally posted by hard boy:

  usually i masturbate sperm will land on my pubic hair very sticky use water and soap also cannot wash off. then will harden becum gel on pubic hair. thats why sex blowjob is better ebcos girl will intake the sperm into their vagina and mouth won't stick to pubic hair.
  
  pls give tips?

  pour zipo fluid on your pubic hair then use lighter light u the zippo fluid. confirm will remove the cum. if not, try pouring concentrated HCl onto your pubic hair.
• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 16:03

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  ur sperm made of wad sia? use soap also cannot wash off?

  don't tell me your sperm not sticky. i use soap still got some residue left in pubic hard to come off then will harden like gel. pls help
• monkeybusiness

  30 Nov 04, 16:03

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  pour zipo fluid on your pubic hair then use lighter light u the zippo fluid. confirm will remove the cum. if not, try pouring concentrated HCl onto your pubic hair.

  
• JAG28

  30 Nov 04, 16:03

  really cant stand you lei, you think our sperm made of super glue ah????????
• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 16:04

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  pour zipo fluid on your pubic hair then use lighter light u the zippo fluid. confirm will remove the cum. if not, try pouring concentrated HCl onto your pubic hair.

  pls help. serious qns.
  
  or is it my sperm more sticky. i can open gel factory
• CryoLind

  30 Nov 04, 16:05

  shave off then can clean veri well liao.
• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 16:06

  Originally posted by CryoLind:

  shave off then can clean veri well liao.

  cannot shave becos when grow out spikey will beconme itchy will keep scratch ball in public
• laurence82

  30 Nov 04, 16:06

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  pour zipo fluid on your pubic hair then use lighter light u the zippo fluid. confirm will remove the cum. if not, try pouring concentrated HCl onto your pubic hair.

  snipping the hair off will be a slower but safer way....
• _Aaron_

  30 Nov 04, 16:06

  Originally posted by hard boy:

  pls help. serious qns.
  
  or is it my sperm more sticky. i can open gel factory

  ... how you pcc one?
  
  After you spurt out, just use kleenex lor.
  
  How else you want to do it?
• JAG28

  30 Nov 04, 16:07

  boy boy, use more soap lor can one la. or next time stand in front of the toilet bowl and shoot your stuff direct into it so it will not stick even on your hand.
• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 16:07

  don't tell me only my sperm sticky? really no joke. got white spongy residue that is stickier then uhu glue use soap also hard to come off.
• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 16:09

  Originally posted by _Aaron_:

  ... how you pcc one?
  
  After you spurt out, just use kleenex lor.
  
  How else you want to do it?

  waht is kleenex??
• hiddengal

  30 Nov 04, 16:10

  
  I can't stop laughing...
• laurence82

  30 Nov 04, 16:10

  Originally posted by hard boy:

  waht is kleenex??

  is a brand of tissue paper...
• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 16:12

  Originally posted by JAG28:

  boy boy, use more soap lor can one la. or next time stand in front of the toilet bowl and shoot your stuff direct into it so it will not stick even on your hand.

  good idea but have to buy a computer put in toilet if not i cannot watch porn clip and masturbate no kick
  
  but im not kiiding use normal soap cannot. you guys dont have such problem meh?
• CryoLind

  30 Nov 04, 16:12

  Originally posted by hard boy:

  don't tell me only my sperm sticky? really no joke. got white spongy residue that is stickier then uhu glue use soap also hard to come off.

  hmmm.... wat do u normally eat?
  
  sorry can't stop laughing.
• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 16:13

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  is a brand of tissue paper...

  anti-sticking sperm tissue?
• _Aaron_

  30 Nov 04, 16:13

  Originally posted by CryoLind:

  hmmm.... wat do u normally eat?
  
  sorry can't stop laughing.

  Heard you sick, laughing more is good for the body
• HENG@

  30 Nov 04, 16:14

  Originally posted by hard boy:

  pls help. serious qns.
  
  or is it my sperm more sticky. i can open gel factory

  its a sign of a serious viral infection. u need to snip your dick off quick, before it spreads to the rest of u and kills u.
• _Aaron_

  30 Nov 04, 16:14

  Originally posted by hard boy:

  anti-sticking sperm tissue?

  No, its just normal tissue..
• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 16:14

  Originally posted by CryoLind:

  hmmm.... wat do u normally eat?
  
  sorry can't stop laughing.

  arhh damn only my sperm stickky. i'm dying of sticky sperm disease now
• hard boy

  30 Nov 04, 16:16

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  its a sign of a serious viral infection. u need to snip your dick off quick, before it spreads to the rest of u and kills u.

  really so serious?
  
  me go see doctor now tell him i got sticky sperm infection see got hope or not...............