Hitting on chio bu - lamest pick-up lines ever

• matrixeg

  4 Nov 05, 01:10

  "ai kia steady mai"
  
  
  more , the lamer the better
• dangermouse

  4 Nov 05, 01:12

  u look like my ex..
  
• FireIce

  4 Nov 05, 01:13

  Originally posted by dangermouse:

  u look like my ex..
  

  fwah!
  do i know u???
  
  i had someone who said tt to me when we were being introduced to each other........
• mystiv

  4 Nov 05, 01:13

  AH BU!!!!!!!!
  
  oops. i meant chio bu
• stellazio

  4 Nov 05, 01:14

  i saw you at mac the other day..
• matrixeg

  4 Nov 05, 01:17

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  fwah!
  do i know u???
  
  i had someone who said tt to me when we were being introduced to each other........

  AHH??? NOOBIE SEEN FI B4!!!
• matrixeg

  4 Nov 05, 01:20

  Originally posted by mystiv:

  AH BU!!!!!!!!
  
  oops. i meant chio bu

  LMAO you use b4???? kena slap ar!
• Quinsy

  4 Nov 05, 01:21

  Xiao mei mei, ke yi gen ni cho peng ew not?
  
  Err...your bod is hot. Can I have your number pls?
• matrixeg

  4 Nov 05, 01:27

  Originally posted by Quinsy:

  Xiao mei mei, ke yi gen ni cho peng ew not?
  
  Err...your bod is hot. Can I have your number pls?

  the first line is only used by paedophiles
• Suicine

  4 Nov 05, 01:32

  Come and take my candy little girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• The Emperor

  4 Nov 05, 01:37

  can i shag u?
• stellazio

  4 Nov 05, 01:38

  Originally posted by The Emperor:

  can i shag u?

  is that how you managed to woo rainee?
• matrixeg

  4 Nov 05, 01:47

  wanna see my gun?
• sinicker

  4 Nov 05, 01:52

  i don't see anything interesting with chinese gals. what's ur number?
• The Emperor

  4 Nov 05, 01:53

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  is that how you managed to woo rainee?

  this pickup line is too lousy for someone like rainee. if i use that, i'll probably lose my chances forever.
  
  rainee's not as cheap as u think dude. mind what u r saying cos it'll be two against one later if u r not careful.
• Quinsy

  4 Nov 05, 01:56

  Wanna see my gun? I cankill 3 chics with it.
  
  
• stellazio

  4 Nov 05, 01:58

  Originally posted by The Emperor:

  this pickup line is too lousy for someone like rainee. if i use that, i'll probably lose my chances forever.
  
  rainee's not as cheap as u think dude. mind what u r saying cos it'll be two against one later if u r not careful.

  sad la..i was only joking man..don't take life soo seriously..
• matrixeg

  4 Nov 05, 02:00

  I get drunk on milk. can you gimme some.
• shadowlunar

  4 Nov 05, 02:02

  Wanna get laid, bay...beh........?
• The Emperor

  4 Nov 05, 02:05

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  sad la..i was only joking man..don't take life soo seriously..

  i can joke. i can take jokes.
  
  but one thing i'll not let anyone do is to get close, threaten, attack or degrade my love ones.
• Sleeping Forest

  4 Nov 05, 02:05

  i hav bk a room at fullerton htl.
• dangermouse

  4 Nov 05, 02:16

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  fwah!
  do i know u???
  
  i had someone who said tt to me when we were being introduced to each other........

  hey... i dun think so.
  but i wana kno u now..
  
• stellazio

  4 Nov 05, 02:18

  Originally posted by The Emperor:

  i can joke. i can take jokes.
  
  but one thing i'll not let anyone do is to get close, threaten, attack or degrade my love ones.

  kk fine fine,my bad..i apologize..
• S@mz_Rev0LuT|on

  4 Nov 05, 03:05

  hi i'm a 16 incher
• KKK84

  4 Nov 05, 04:19

  Give her a twenty-cent coin and say "take this and call ur parents. Tell them u r not going home tonite."