Hitting on chio bu - lamest pick-up lines ever

• casshern

  4 Nov 05, 09:17

  quote from FI
  
  "siao heh, ai sio kan mai?"
• SMAPLionHeart

  4 Nov 05, 09:39

  Originally posted by casshern:

  quote from FI
  
  "siao heh, ai sio kan mai?"

  ai sio gan!
  
  
• mrsmall

  4 Nov 05, 11:32

  Originally posted by S@mz_Rev0LuT|on:

  hi i'm a 16 incher

  aiyah another sexiest_studin_world
  
  
• Destroy_forums

  4 Nov 05, 14:04

  FI AH GUA AR.>>?????
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  4 Nov 05, 14:07

  lol
• Quinsy

  4 Nov 05, 14:13

  Originally posted by matrixeg:

  I get drunk on milk. can you gimme some.

  WTF. My sig!!!!!!!
• Quinsy

  4 Nov 05, 14:14

  Wanna taste my XXL lolly?!
• larrenV2.003

  4 Nov 05, 14:15

  Harlow Tua Liap??
• mrsmall

  4 Nov 05, 16:25

  Originally posted by Destroy_forums:

  FI AH GUA AR.>>?????

  you are wrong
  
  FI say AUNTY
  
  how come you don no ar
  
  
• renorenal

  4 Nov 05, 16:31

  Hello, we prolly never met b4, but I find you quite attractive, so are you alone?
• inloveanddeath

  4 Nov 05, 16:57

  i only say hi to chiobu. hi.
• renorenal

  4 Nov 05, 16:59

  Here comes your bus, I know I just got to know you...
  
  Sigh... I hate to see you go, but I love to see you leave
• mrsmall

  4 Nov 05, 17:09

  Originally posted by renorenal:

  Here comes your bus, I know I just got to know you...
  
  Sigh... I hate to see you go, but I love to see you leave

  
• matrixeg

  5 Nov 05, 00:48

  suck my panhandle.
  
  and uh FI is not ar kua
  
  FI is a cup lao aunty with 7.5 inch down there ( shemale)
  
  nv read her threads ar?
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  5 Nov 05, 00:49

  
• monoslayer

  5 Nov 05, 00:55

  "the end of the world is coming!! u sure u wanna die as a virgin?"
• newmanmback

  5 Nov 05, 00:56

  the best pickup line?
  
  "excuse me do you wannna borrow or use my 50cm pen is long?? "
• matrixeg

  5 Nov 05, 00:59

  Originally posted by newmanmback:

  the best pickup line?
  
  "excuse me do you wannna borrow or use my 50cm pen is long?? "

  heheh just like my sig says, the bigger your ideas, the bigger your PEN IS...
  
  big pen to write more words
• matrixeg

  5 Nov 05, 14:02

  wanna go watch soccer match?
• X-men

  5 Nov 05, 14:03

  I need a blow job.. can u help?
• mrsmall

  5 Nov 05, 15:50

  Originally posted by matrixeg:

  suck my panhandle.
  
  and uh FI is not ar kua
  
  FI is a cup lao aunty with 7.5 inch down there ( shemale)
  
  nv read her threads ar?

  OOOOOOOOOOOOuch
  
  like this ar i tot deep inside is 7.5inch
• mrsmall

  5 Nov 05, 15:52

  Originally posted by X-men:

  I need a blow job.. can u help?

  go and look Chinatown MRT
  
  
• Griffie

  5 Nov 05, 21:50

  ASGM!!!
• chunyong

  5 Nov 05, 21:53

  "gei wo yi ge ji hui, wo xiang zhuo ge hao ren"
• Master -_-

  5 Nov 05, 22:01

  "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."
  - Used once... and she is still my friend
  
  "Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"
  - Said this to a Maths Undergrad girl and we dated for like 3 months
  
  "What time do you have to be back in heaven?"
  - This works.. She became my gf for 2 years last time.