Hitting on chio bu - lamest pick-up lines ever
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i dun use cheesy lines, i juz say 'hi siao jie, ni hao piao liang ke yi ken ni zhuo ge pen you mahx hAhA'
works most of e time -
haha dun bullshitOriginally posted by alkaiden:i dun use cheesy lines, i juz say 'hi siao jie, ni hao piao liang ke yi ken ni zhuo ge pen you mahx hAhA'
works most of e time
you say tt to lau ah ma i think, tt's why always work LOL
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Here's a lame one :
" Can I have your number ? My friends are leaving! " -
Originally posted by matrixeg:haha dun bullshit
you say tt to lau ah ma i think, tt's why always work LOL 
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"Does it hurt when you fall from heaven?"
meaning the girl is beautiful, like an angel that fell from heaven.
"I've lost my way.Can you show me the way to your house?"
heard the first one from my friend. lol -
it may work in other ang moh countries bah, if u say that to local mei mei or lians if they dun understand then you'll make urself look lik an idiot. plus dont kid youself bah, 'ive lost my number, can i hav yours' people will think u siao de bah....Originally posted by Rufio:"Does it hurt when you fall from heaven?"
meaning the girl is beautiful, like an angel that fell from heaven.
"I've lost my way.Can you show me the way to your house?"
heard the first one from my friend. lol
juz make eye contact first, and if she notice you and smile back juz get straight to the point and her number is yours
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haha. topic says lamest pick up lines ever what..and some more i dont go for ah lians type of girls.
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I'm working on a survey and I need your number.
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lame lines ah.... lemme try
hey, u play hockey too?!
are u a professional dancer?
you must have a very pitiful boyfriend...
girl: WHY?
cos he's going to lose u soon
i think i've just met the girl i am destined to spend my life with
pardon me if i fail to do it, but i am really try my best to prove my sincerity by keeping my eyes off your cleavage
(look flustered) Do i look ok?
girl: yeah you look alright.
okay then...(adjust yourself) Can i be friends with u?
(simply) why don't u pass me your number so i can ask you out? -
it's just too bad you're not a sweeper, cos u just swept me off my feet and God did it feel good!
i mean... i always tell everyone my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world, but when i saw you... (shake head in admiration)
i thought i saw you staring at me
(when it's noisy, shout into her ear) let's go somewhere quiet to talk -
You. Me. Hot tub. Now.
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Your boyfriend is a lucky guy. Can you make me the lucky guy?
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W-I-F-E, do you know what that word meant? It is a representation of your future, when you have known me.