horny pet

• Tan Ah Kau

  13 Nov 05, 22:43

  pls pray for my pet
  
  i see her eberyday walk like crab leh so pitiful ... tthen cannot sit or squat... must roll over on her back
• tofushop193

  14 Nov 05, 10:03

  give us a cake and red egg when the puppies are one month old...thanks
• Tan Ah Kau

  14 Nov 05, 10:36

  Originally posted by tofushop193:

  give us a cake and red egg when the puppies are one month old...thanks

  nabei i send u puppy stew in clear broth soup instead
• inloveanddeath

  14 Nov 05, 13:28

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Kau:

  pls pray for my pet
  
  i see her eberyday walk like crab leh so pitiful ... tthen cannot sit or squat... must roll over on her back

  who ask her so horny
• tofushop193

  14 Nov 05, 17:42

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Kau:

  nabei i send u puppy stew in clear broth soup instead

  hmm... i dun mind curry dog...
• renorenal

  14 Nov 05, 20:19

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Kau:

  nabei i send u puppy stew in clear broth soup instead

  
• renorenal

  14 Nov 05, 20:19

  Now I know why your nick is Ah Kau
• Tan Ah Kau

  15 Nov 05, 00:31

  i brought my ah kau to the vet. u noe... i worried she got aids coz kanina she kena raped by so many diff breeds of fcking male dogs.
  
  the doctor say nthg serious, only the vagina got swollen and got some tear. and she is pregnant. now the problem is identifying the cheeebye horny father.
  
  fark sia i think my ah kau will gib birth to a bastard
  
  should i abort??
• renorenal

  15 Nov 05, 00:39

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Kau:

  i brought my ah kau to the vet. u noe... i worried she got aids coz kanina she kena raped by so many diff breeds of fcking male dogs.
  
  the doctor say nthg serious, only the vagina got swollen and got some tear. and she is pregnant. now the problem is identifying the cheeebye horny father.
  
  fark sia i think my ah kau will gib birth to a bastard
  
  should i abort??

  Oh... too bad...
• private_banker

  15 Nov 05, 00:40

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Kau:

  My horny terrier b|tch run away from my house one day when she saw a "handsome" male dog walk past. That cheebye b|tch FLEW out of the fence towards that MALE bastat!! Then they both elope to somewhere. BLOODY HELL!!! Made me look for them for half an hour!!! When I found them, the male basTArd was humping my LITTLE HORNY terrier in sum uluulu bush like theres no tomorrow with his giant kuku jiao. And my b|tch dog was enjoying it. i could see from her Fcuked-up cheebye face!!!
  
  What a farking B|TCHHH MONGREL StuPID CUM-Hungry PET I had!!!

  the saying goes, "like dog, like master"
• Tan Ah Kau

  15 Nov 05, 00:45

  Originally posted by private_banker:

  the saying goes, "like dog, like master"

  u wan adopt my ah kau ? she obey to nobody
• renorenal

  15 Nov 05, 00:49

  Originally posted by Tan Ah Kau:

  u wan adopt my ah kau ? she obey to nobody

  
• Tan Ah Kau

  17 Nov 05, 11:33

  how cum no one concern abt my pet?!?
• shandower

  17 Nov 05, 11:40

  +1.
• lpx88

  17 Nov 05, 18:00

  LOL i never heard of sme describin animal mating until so funny...
• Tan Ah Kau

  18 Nov 05, 21:04

  my ah kau iz 2 mth old preignant. confirm wif docter liao.
  
  shld i abort or rear the ilegitimate bastat?
• 585986

  18 Nov 05, 21:05

  U SAD THAT YOUR MOM IS HAVING SEX WIFF OTHER DOGS?
• Tan Ah Kau

  19 Nov 05, 05:03

  i just wake up and my ah kau's stomach getting bigger leyyyyy
  
  i think something wrong... wher got pergnant 2 mth then stomach so big one. later i go bring to docter again
• wendy81

  19 Nov 05, 05:17

  
  
  The funniest thread in BAR though it's rather lame...
• Tan Ah Kau

  19 Nov 05, 11:51

  her stomach swell bery fast sioll...
  
  the docter say its weird then she said my ah kau cld gib birth anytime. she explain to me abt many chim stuff but i kep lookin at her nehnehpok so neber pay attention
  
  i just noe tt my ah kau wil gib birth anytyme now!!!