Morning Hardness
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Have you guys ever wake up in the morning and have this terribly hard errection? And when you try to urinate, your pee will fly uncontrollably and mess up the whole toilet bowl?
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here is a solution that works for me...
try brushing your teeth before you pee and you will not have this problem.... -
lol..wat if sometimes we cannot control our urine becoz the previous nite we had drank lots of water?Originally posted by Gazelle:here is a solution that works for me...
try brushing your teeth before you pee and you will not have this problem.... -
Originally posted by Gazelle:try brushing your dick before you pee and you will not have this problem....
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pee and brush at the same time lah...Originally posted by cockaholic:lol..wat if sometimes we cannot control our urine becoz the previous nite we had drank lots of water? -
sit down loh. in the toilet at home, not like anyone else can see u.
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Have you seen and feel what a fully errected organ is like?Originally posted by HENG@:sit down loh. in the toilet at home, not like anyone else can see u. when you sit down, there wont be enough space to bend the fellow downward and if you force it too hard might even sprain the fellow, how worst spill all over...
BTW, can someone please try and let me know it works.. -
hold your d!ck in one hand then adjust a bit...then won't mess the toilet bowl liao
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sometime I have even tried to stand like the leaning tower of pisa in order to lower the angle and still it doesnt work..Originally posted by stare-what-stare:hold your d!ck in one hand then adjust a bit...then won't mess the toilet bowl liao -
try forcing your erected dick down
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lol..wat i do is tat i juz have to stand back a little further than i normally do..den i dun need to bend my dick down so much tat it will hurt me...Originally posted by Gazelle:sometime I have even tried to stand like the leaning tower of pisa in order to lower the angle and still it doesnt work.. -
by doing this you sure you didnt spill that smelling morning pee of yours on the toilet bowl?Originally posted by cockaholic:lol..wat i do is tat i juz have to stand back a little further than i normally do..den i dun need to bend my dick down so much tat it will hurt me... 
did you try to move forward when your pee is coming to an end or losing steam? -
sometime it is almost impossible to do that.Originally posted by stare-what-stare:try forcing your erected dick down
Have you noticed that if you had sex the night before, the next morning, you will get a rock solid kinda hard on? -
Shoot trajectory lah, it's the only way to sovle it
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care to explain?Originally posted by The man who was death:Shoot trajectory lah, it's the only way to sovle it show picture leh.. 
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i don wan to be ban by F|
im good school boy liao -
good school boy always have unpredictable errection. is that true?Originally posted by mrsmall:show picture
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i don wan to be ban by F|
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Sit down. Easy, I always do it.
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bite ur self..maybe on ur hand/arm.. the pain will get u turned off.. then the rest will be easy for u to pee...
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what if he is a masochist?Originally posted by trajet:bite ur self..maybe on ur hand/arm.. the pain will get u turned off.. then the rest will be easy for u to pee...
lol the erection will last the whole day... -
natural...Originally posted by Gazelle:Have you guys ever wake up in the morning and have this terribly hard errection?
wait till you grow old then got erectile dysfunction then only will stop... -
i only need to brush my teeth, less painful and more refreshing...Originally posted by trajet:bite ur self..maybe on ur hand/arm.. the pain will get u turned off.. then the rest will be easy for u to pee... -
Long live the KING!!Originally posted by matrixeg:natural...
wait till you grow old then got erectile dysfunction then only will stop... -
i stay awake on bed a little longer.
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why you peiseh your family members will see you think sticking out isit?Originally posted by sinicker:i stay awake on bed a little longer.