funny joke for you guy to guass ( no RACIST ans)
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you say nite time no vision to assist rokets,worng the cule is there is a thing to make chinese detect where the indian is...
answer cna be anything...the rokets (not rockers lah) and radar all red herring...radar can detect planes and jets only..maybe booby traps and tri-angulate sensors can detec humans or ground movements...ly low from flying jets even radar cannot detec. morning rockers can be seen so it is break even...indians scored higher kills in the morning due toother reasons...night no vision assist rokets useless...else chines eanyhow shoot at the indians since they are greater in numbers and messed.
the answer can be anything so i giv my creative one.....
morning chinese lost 2000 left 1000 but killed 500 indians and seriously wounded 9500 indians.
nite 1000 good chinese warriors raid the opposite camp and easily took down the remainder 9500 seriously wounded battle unfit indians. -
the red dot on the head so can make head shot easier??
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The Chinese just have to shout "DEY!!!! "
The Indians start to wonder about trying to search for the "Indian" that said it and as a result make alot of noise.
This makes it easy for the Chinese to spot them and gun them down!
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cos the indians at night all go drinking until very drunk so chinese got chance...
(no offend to other races
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rokets i prefer...shoot to space? please use heat seeker missiles...specifically heat seeker missiles...coz not all missles seeks heat...some cheap ones are not guided and still uses directional firing machanism...that is u press a button while it is lock on target (coordinates)...the missle (not rocket) flies and hit the mark.Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:Great analytical skills. I agree wholeheartedly.
as for the term rockets...it can be used to indicate projectiles used on RPG, bazooka and rocket launcher. an example is the leviathan land-land/air rocket launcher...light and dispensable...fires the load and discard the launcher..somethinglike panzersfaust...what the germans used back in WW2.
indeed the color back absords heat but when applied in humans...not sensible. the amount of heat generated varies from one human being's body to another...so i have to check with the Indian Army's S1 and the Chinese Army's S1 for all the men's medical record...metabolizsim rate etc
and as radar pinpoints hot spot...i mentioned before unless this is some sortta an amphibious and airborne battle, having a radar is pointless in a conventional hand to hand or rifle aggainst rifle or even rocket against rocket battle...radars cannot pick out low level targets.
nice try...but many loopholes....common sense helps...but in a war...battlesense counts
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cos the indians arent aware the chinese coming..
so they having party by the beach...running around on the beach and hiding behind trees..then suddenly..
chinese come..the indians too shock to do anything
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Indian's odour is not like chinese...
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because "yuan de bu nen na , na le jiu bao za"
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1 more clue VERYVERY CLOse to the ans
is a body thing that make chinsese to know where their place is -
ermm...i was just kidding about my answer. besides its the indians with the radar...not the chinese.Originally posted by newmanmback:rokets i prefer...shoot to space? please use heat seeker missiles...specifically heat seeker missiles...coz not all missles seeks heat...some cheap ones are not guided and still uses directional firing machanism...that is u press a button while it is lock on target (coordinates)...the missle (not rocket) flies and hit the mark.
as for the term rockets...it can be used to indicate projectiles used on RPG, bazooka and rocket launcher. an example is the leviathan land-land/air rocket launcher...light and dispensable...fires the load and discard the launcher..somethinglike panzersfaust...what the germans used back in WW2.
indeed the color back absords heat but when applied in humans...not sensible. the amount of heat generated varies from one human being's body to another...so i have to check with the Indian Army's S1 and the Chinese Army's S1 for all the men's medical record...metabolizsim rate etc
and as radar pinpoints hot spot...i mentioned before unless this is some sortta an amphibious and airborne battle, having a radar is pointless in a conventional hand to hand or rifle aggainst rifle or even rocket against rocket battle...radars cannot pick out low level targets.
nice try...but many loopholes....common sense helps...but in a war...battlesense counts -
You mean the indians backside white ah?Originally posted by godbowen:1 more clue VERYVERY CLOse to the ans
is a body thing that make chinsese to know where their place is -
fingernails?Originally posted by shade343:You mean the indians backside white ah? -
The Indians have hairy arms and legs. Assuming they fight in singlets n Dhobis and not no.4 uniforms, their arm/leg hair probably got caught in minosa thorns while commando crawling on the grass. The Indians got stuck to the ground and starting swearing loudly in Tamil. The Chinese took this chance to shoot them!Originally posted by godbowen:1 more clue VERYVERY CLOse to the ans
is a body thing that make chinsese to know where their place is -
so easy... the indians thought they won.. so they very happy.. when they laugh and smile, they expose white teeth.. and so they are spotted easily
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i can not tahan you all liao....pls think outside the box lei
is a body thing to find where their place is ...is not teeth mah..
even chinese saw their teeth also useless they 9500 people mah.
1 more clue.
is a body thing.. chinese know their place is useing 1 of their 5 sence
see worng
hear worng
touch worng
still got 2 more keep guassing ba
very near to ans liao -
Indians their forehead got infared red....
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cos got indianly smell?
no hard feelings...
coz this guy say see,hear,touch wrong -
YEAH you aRe so Chiong Ming...
the real ans behide is
after the 1st war... they eat too much and drink too much...
but the food got abit problem than they all go totial shit.
than run out of totial paper ... they have tryed their best to get rid of the smell but after tryed 1 hr they give up,the next day they war again chinese..
chinese toke they sure kana shot unilt their father also forget their face but luckly
they walk on forest k, they smell something very very qi guai than feel like vomit...they keep finding what the hell is that find afther 1 hr of finding they can not tahan.. so they use the rocker to BOOM those forest...they do that to make the tree burn than can get rid the smell.....
you guy end the story la my english not gd -
TTS FKING LAME!Originally posted by godbowen:YEAH you aRe so Chiong Ming...
the real ans behide is
after the 1st war... they eat too much and drink too much...
but the food got abit problem than they all go totial shit.
than run out of totial paper ... they have tryed their best to get rid of the smell but after tryed 1 hr they give up,the next day they war again chinese..
chinese toke they sure kana shot unilt their father also forget their face but luckly
they walk on forest k, they smell something very very qi guai than feel like vomit...they keep finding what the hell is that find afther 1 hr of finding they can not tahan.. so they use the rocker to BOOM those forest...they do that to make the tree burn than can get rid the smell.....
you guy end the story la my english not gd -
where did you come from?!?!?!Originally posted by godbowen:YEAH you aRe so Chiong Ming...
the real ans behide is
after the 1st war... they eat too much and drink too much...
but the food got abit problem than they all go totial shit.
than run out of totial paper ... they have tryed their best to get rid of the smell but after tryed 1 hr they give up,the next day they war again chinese..
chinese toke they sure kana shot unilt their father also forget their face but luckly
they walk on forest k, they smell something very very qi guai than feel like vomit...they keep finding what the hell is that find afther 1 hr of finding they can not tahan.. so they use the rocker to BOOM those forest...they do that to make the tree burn than can get rid the smell.....
you guy end the story la my english not gd -
funny?
i think my answer was better.
black absorbs heat.
rockets = heat seeking. -
Your story is really horrible.
It ain't funny. It can't possibly be a joke.
It's darn lame.
P.S. Your English has got nothing to do with my comments. Your story just plain sucks. -
wah kao... sure beat peter jackson and forever stay on the box-office man
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LAME!!!
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huh? lol?
this kind of strange
ok.