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kinda sick..
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Originally posted by saline:![]()
kinda sick..
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Originally posted by Rock^Star:we need humour like that in bar! not like some, "i fcuk myself but failed" thread.![]()
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Originally posted by Phoebie:The Little Girl and a Bird
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
thanksOriginally posted by pokkagreentea:BWAHAHAHA...nice ones phoebie.
I love the girl and the bird part. She's so cool!![]()
Wake from your sleep, my childrenOriginally posted by maggot:![]()
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Awake from your sleep, my children,
there are no more cradles
Awake from your sleep, children of fate,
the slumber does no longer exist
ok wrong translationOriginally posted by Phoebie:Wake from your sleep, my children
Your cradles no longer exist
Wake from your sleep, children of Fate
It is not a dream
Originally posted by maggot:ok wrong translation![]()
YEAH! WE WANT HUMOR! WE WANT HUMOR!Originally posted by Rock^Star:we need humour like that in bar! not like some, "i fcuk myself but failed" thread.![]()
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