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A man is very horny and goes into a whore house. he goes up to a whore and tell her he wants to do something new and exciting. so she tells him "ok, baby, how about a little 69?". he says "69? what's that?" so she tells him "come upstairs and i'll show you". so they go upstairs, get naked, climb on the bed and start doing 69.
After about 5 minutes, she farts. he's a little shocked, but doesn't say anything because he's enjoying it so much. she continues, he continues and after about 15 minutes, she farts again. this time much bigger than the first. the guy gets really upset, but still doesn't say anything because he's still very turned on and enjoying his 69. after about 10 minutes, she farts again, this time a huge ripper, really smelly. by now he's really disgusted and throws her off the bed, and starts getting dressed. she looks up at him and says "what's the matter honey, didn't you enjoy 69?" and he shouts back "Hell no! i can't take 66 more of those!!!!" -
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Originally posted by saline: kinda sick.. One of the most funny which I find to be got to be the one which is posted below
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Originally posted by saline: kinda sick.. One of the most funny which I find to be got to be the one which is posted below
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The Little Girl and a Bird
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire." -
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evil....
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Ouch...
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wow clever little girl
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we need humour like that in bar! not like some, "i fcuk myself but failed" thread.
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Originally posted by Rock^Star:we need humour like that in bar! not like some, "i fcuk myself but failed" thread.
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Originally posted by Phoebie:The Little Girl and a Bird
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
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BWAHAHAHA...nice ones phoebie.
I love the girl and the bird part. She's so cool! -
thanksOriginally posted by pokkagreentea:BWAHAHAHA...nice ones phoebie.
I love the girl and the bird part. She's so cool! -
Awake from your sleep, my children,
there are no more cradles
Awake from your sleep, children of fate,
the slumber does no longer exist -
Wake from your sleep, my childrenOriginally posted by maggot:
Awake from your sleep, my children,
there are no more cradles
Awake from your sleep, children of fate,
the slumber does no longer exist
Your cradles no longer exist
Wake from your sleep, children of Fate
It is not a dream -
ok wrong translationOriginally posted by Phoebie:Wake from your sleep, my children
Your cradles no longer exist
Wake from your sleep, children of Fate
It is not a dream
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Originally posted by maggot:ok wrong translation
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YEAH! WE WANT HUMOR! WE WANT HUMOR!Originally posted by Rock^Star:we need humour like that in bar! not like some, "i fcuk myself but failed" thread. -
any more 69ers ?
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Bar ought to have more of these kind of topics..
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