Help! I'm turned on by my colleague...
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Bros,
I need help!
I've been attracted to a close colleague of mine (close coz we work closely together) for several months. Though not fantastically pretty, she's quite attractive, a good dresser and quite curvaceous.
I think the attraction is mutual....did several "attraction test" e.g. intruding into personal space, physical contact etc. So far signals have been positive.
Often I get a nice peek down her blouse (dunno whether she intentionally let me see or not), and the view is quite nice.
But past 2 days, extremely turn on! I went to her desk while she was sitting, and her skirt was very far up. Got a nice look at almost her entire thigh! Today she was wearing push-up bra, and the view was extremely good. While in the alone in the conference room today, she complain neck pain, so I gave her a massage, which she didn't resist (most clear signal so far using the physical contact test).
Steam sia! Even typing this thread makes me hard even though I just had s*x wif my wife...
I think we probably desire to have an affair, but both know it's wrong coz I'm married and she has a steady bf.
How? What should I do?? -
Fcuk her, make a baby, and divorce your wife.
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jus admit tt yr a horny old man preying on the china gals at yr factory...
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...and you wanna take them to a cheap hotel, have sex with them, strangle them dead, chop their body up and dump em in the kallang river for someone to find.
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Forget about it.
Use your hand.
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odd days can use left n even days right.Originally posted by missqi:Forget about it.
Use your hand. -
Sunday rest.Originally posted by skeujin:odd days can use left n even days right. -
Can I Fcuk her, but keep it secret and dun divorce my wife?Originally posted by ditzy:Fcuk her, make a baby, and divorce your wife.
Actually I want lah....but quite risky leh. If she reject, then I will have problems at work. As the saying goes, don't shit in the same place where you eat your rice.
Furthermore, I dun even noe how to approach. She's the proper, well-educated kind of gal. All I hoping now is that she go problems wif her bf, then seek solace in my arms.... -
for a "noob" im surprised u knw how to type "fcuk"Originally posted by ecofoodman:Can I Fcuk her, but keep it secret and dun divorce my wife?
Actually I want lah....but quite risky leh. If she reject, then I will have problems at work. As the saying goes, don't shit in the same place where you eat your rice.
Furthermore, I dun even noe how to approach. She's the proper, well-educated kind of gal. All I hoping now is that she go problems wif her bf, then seek solace in my arms....
whos clone r u? -
Originally posted by ecofoodman:
Actually, you already know the answer to your "problem".
Can I Fcuk her, but keep it secret and dun divorce my wife?
Actually I want lah....but quite risky leh. If she reject, then I will have problems at work. As the saying goes, don't shit in the same place where you eat your rice.
Furthermore, I dun even noe how to approach. She's the proper, well-educated kind of gal. All I hoping now is that she go problems wif her bf, then seek solace in my arms....
You just want us to say "okay, go on". -
Bro,Originally posted by skeujin:for a "noob" im surprised u knw how to type "fcuk"
whos clone r u?
If I told you, then ppl will know who I am what. TIf someone recognize my nickname and tell my wife how??? Or worse! Tell my colleague!! -
Okay.Originally posted by ecofoodman:Bro,
If I told you, then ppl will know who I am what. TIf someone recognize my nickname and tell my wife how??? Or worse! Tell my colleague!!
You are dork3d. -
sunday use wall hole.Originally posted by missqi:Sunday rest. -
ha. from the way u type i tink i knw who u r already...Originally posted by ecofoodman:Bro,
If I told you, then ppl will know who I am what. TIf someone recognize my nickname and tell my wife how??? Or worse! Tell my colleague!! -
bring her out after work , pub or somewhere that can drink and have some sweet talking to hint her , make her high if possible .
By the end of the night u get wat u want .... -
NPNT
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how can...married le still like dat....tsk tsk..Originally posted by ecofoodman:Bros,
I need help!
I've been attracted to a close colleague of mine (close coz we work closely together) for several months. Though not fantastically pretty, she's quite attractive, a good dresser and quite curvaceous.
I think the attraction is mutual....did several "attraction test" e.g. intruding into personal space, physical contact etc. So far signals have been positive.
Often I get a nice peek down her blouse (dunno whether she intentionally let me see or not), and the view is quite nice.
But past 2 days, extremely turn on! I went to her desk while she was sitting, and her skirt was very far up. Got a nice look at almost her entire thigh! Today she was wearing push-up bra, and the view was extremely good. While in the alone in the conference room today, she complain neck pain, so I gave her a massage, which she didn't resist (most clear signal so far using the physical contact test).
Steam sia! Even typing this thread makes me hard even though I just had s*x wif my wife...
I think we probably desire to have an affair, but both know it's wrong coz I'm married and she has a steady bf.
How? What should I do?? -
We're both the "guai guai" type and dun drink wan leh...Originally posted by Parkjisung:bring her out after work , pub or somewhere that can drink and have some sweet talking to hint her , make her high if possible .
By the end of the night u get wat u want .... -
Well... You can always choose to F*CK YOURSELF...Originally posted by ecofoodman:Bros,
I need help!
I've been attracted to a close colleague of mine (close coz we work closely together) for several months. Though not fantastically pretty, she's quite attractive, a good dresser and quite curvaceous.
I think the attraction is mutual....did several "attraction test" e.g. intruding into personal space, physical contact etc. So far signals have been positive.
Often I get a nice peek down her blouse (dunno whether she intentionally let me see or not), and the view is quite nice.
But past 2 days, extremely turn on! I went to her desk while she was sitting, and her skirt was very far up. Got a nice look at almost her entire thigh! Today she was wearing push-up bra, and the view was extremely good. While in the alone in the conference room today, she complain neck pain, so I gave her a massage, which she didn't resist (most clear signal so far using the physical contact test).
Steam sia! Even typing this thread makes me hard even though I just had s*x wif my wife...
I think we probably desire to have an affair, but both know it's wrong coz I'm married and she has a steady bf.
How? What should I do??
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NO PICTAR NO TALKING! -
Oh just fuck her once with a condom. Make sure she is on birth control incase the condom breaks. And it is true you are just looking for an answer from us inaddition to advice, I gave you the answer and advice. Just work up to it and in time it just might happen until then keep masternating, lah. -
Opps, what I recommended was rape in your country, sorry. I'm not Singaporean so I didn't know but I found it here:
"Section 375 of the Penal Code states
'A man is said to commit 'rape' who, except in the case hereinafter, has sexual intercourse with a woman under circumstances falling under any of the five following descriptions:
a) against her will;
b) without her consent;
c) with her consent, when her consent has been obtained by putting her in fear of death or hurt;
d) with her consent, when the man knows that he is not her husband, and her consent is given because she believes herself to be lawfully married or to whom she would consent;
e) with or without consent, when she is under fourteen (14) years of age.'"
http://www.interpol.int/Public/Children/SexualAbuse/NationalLaws/csaSingapore.asp
* I guess that would be section D. Well anyhow it is just advice and you still haven't done anything yet, I think. -
u already said it.....and its true "dont screw the crew!!!!" not where you work, such bad idea!!!!
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wah lau...
don't drink surely must eat right ? Since you said you passed all the physical test and all that shi+, ask her out for dinner / supper loh, then suggest go have coffee, then say you don't want to go home, say got problems with your wife, say she don't understand you blah blah....
then ask her to accompany you for a drink, come on, you already want to fuc|< her, so don't act guai guai here...then offer her a sip, get her to try, then kiss her, if she respond favorably, hor seh liao, its hotel 81 for you..... -
she thinks that you are gay..