Picking up girls....
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Originally posted by AngGuKuay:Im looking for treasure. Can i see your chest?
WOW -
be yourself thats all
it will work
btw
bcas of this i dun hab gf
but anyway i still belief in this -
the dumbest pickup line ever.
"hey"
"did it hurt?"
"huh?
"when u fell from heaven."
girl: -.-"
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My house short of something.. I think it need a mistress like you..
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Originally posted by AngGuKuay:Im looking for treasure. Can i see your chest?
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those are poly gals lor.. young and gong gong very easy to sian one lor..Originally posted by mad.obsessionz:any pick-up line ideas?
practical ones please....
i use the oops i spilled your drink and let me get you a new one or sth along that line...
works at poly canteen if the girl's alone...
if u really sound apologetic and sincere....
let me give you one that will die die make the gal remember you for the rest of her, whether or not she becomes your wife....
just go.. *walk over to where she sits with eye looking into hers and says* hi, i was sitting over there thinking the whole night coming up with a good pickup line on you but..*paused alittle*.. erm... seriously i just couldn't come up with one that i think will work on you.. so i gathered, maybe i should just be MYSELF and come over and tell you......
CCB, i dun mind if you're old, i dun be if you're ugly and neither would i mind even if you're acting cute ard here.. but i just couldn't take it when you're old, ugly and still wanna act cute...and you're fcuking blocking my view to watch the live telecast of the football match * follow by - give her face a tight slap and quickly dash for the nearest exit* -
well... this is Bar afterall isn't it????
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Say "hi!" with a big, confident smile.
Ask her which course she's from; talk and ask interesting stuff, like "So, what do u do for fun? " be prepared to talk about what u do for fun, before long she will opened up to u.
It should take no longer than 5 mins to chat/vibe with her, and find something unique about her that u like. Tell her that u like whatever unique stuff that u like about her. (that u discovered in the 5mins)
Like she absolutely love to watch naruto/bleach, (and u absolutely like it too) tell her that u like that too, and say "hey, let's exchange contact numbers, we can have coffee while we talk about anime next time. " -
Say Hi and invite her to your house for Hot Coffee.
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Pickup lines won't work if your vibes are the ****.
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have some master communication and psychology understanding to help boost and remember HeR conversation.
and dont start with lame pick up lines
the 2nd last stranger i chatted up (actually she chatted and asked more) and consequently dated for a while, i just started by honestly complimenting her stunning blue hair when we were on the mrt. however, im not saying you should use compliments to start
the thousands of attractive girls everywhere are actually easier to pick up than you think. ive had a positive response and contacts all but 1 time. (who knows super shy cuz first time or loyal to bf?). dont be scared of paiseh or shy or w/e after all everyone there is like many useless weeds you wont see again. but you can get to date that cute girl again. also not being a bad communicator, and preferably being good looking would help you
also every new person is interesting to know, they all have a million dif thoughts and experiences and you can learn a lot too. humans are the most interesting live things that you can affect, change, play with, and have company to can occupy yourself on free days -
hey mary remember me from [insert] primary school? long time no see.. opps sorry u resembled a fren of mine.. u look familiar do i know you?
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hi.. so late le.. u still here ah.. oh.. yea... haha.. forget to intro myself.. i m kenneth... haha and u are?Originally posted by mad.obsessionz:any pick-up line ideas?
practical ones please....
i use the oops i spilled your drink and let me get you a new one or sth along that line... works at poly canteen if the girl's alone...
if u really sound apologetic and sincere....
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oh... haha.. so what do u like
just engage in a casual conversation
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you keep haha.. haha.. the gal would probably think you're "siao" haha..haha..Originally posted by kenn3th:hi.. so late le.. u still here ah.. oh.. yea... haha.. forget to intro myself.. i m kenneth... haha and u are?
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oh... haha.. so what do u like
just engage in a casual conversation -
someone wants to kill me....... can my bro hid in your hei feng dong?
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kick them down then can pick them up
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Smile
and if she smiles back then just walk over and intro..
but also depends on where and what situation.
if in bar, cafe, bookshop then have time to hang around and chat
not when u both crossing the street in opposite directions with the pedestrian lights going *toot toot toot* lah..
or the girl will think ur trying to sell bank insurance ah -
you've gotta be fucking retarded to have to spill someone's drink to pick a girl up.
you've gotta be even more retarded to have to learn pick up lines. -
you mean someone wanna kill your bro? not you lol.Originally posted by milk15:someone wants to kill me....... can my bro hid in your hei feng dong? -
Originally posted by dinky1409:hey mary remember me from [insert] primary school? long time no see.. opps sorry u resembled a fren of mine.. u look familiar do i know you?
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May I have your number?Originally posted by Quinsy:Happened to me today in the canteen.
Dude: Excuse me.
Me: ?? *thought I was blocking his way, so let him pass through*
Dude: Oh, thanks, nice tattoo BTW. *big, bright smile*
Me: ?!?!?! Oh, thanks.
Dude: Kanna pushed off by others rushing.
Me: O.O *shrugs, goes to class*
Then my friend later told me he wanted me number just got pushed away cant ask. =.= -
Tell her that you want to +1.
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no ned to guys learn all these all the times ma.. juz relax 1 corner, wait for gals to come strike a conversation wif u .
learn these n tat, soooo ma fan...
thn if follow other ppl advice or lines, thn get a tight slap or a veri bad remarks frm her, an zua gong !?!?!
come back here n "screw" the person tat use the pick up line ah ? -
"Hello".Originally posted by mad.obsessionz:any pick-up line ideas?
practical ones please....
i use the oops i spilled your drink and let me get you a new one or sth along that line... works at poly canteen if the girl's alone...
if u really sound apologetic and sincere....
Or
"You dun want this rape to turn into murder do you?" -
Hi, I think you are hungry. Can I treat you to some cai png?
