“Penis? Is that French?”

• Ah Gong

  19 Nov 06, 23:54

  Average size of the Human Penis
  
  Wikipedia is wrong. The average size of the human penis is 19.5 inches. 82% of male humans have a Penis between 18 inches and 24 inches long, and the average circumference is 12 inches unless of course you're me (but that's not going to happen). If your penis does not fall into the aforementioned range, you are technically not considered to be male. Yet those men whos penis is not larger than 10"-8" do not experience the post pubescent event during which the body sheds no longer needed hormones and bulky (hard to upkeep) 18"-24" penis. Sometimes such penis can be bought at tourist souveneer shops or just found abandoned lying around by the roadside.
  
  Note: Record holder for penis tower was a Sweede named Kent. Infact making such a 5 story tower simply by stacking scavanged discarded penises of various humongous proportions that he found by the roadside, untill the record breaking height was eventally erected.
  
  That's right. If You're smaller than average 5"-0" infact, like a certain bass drummer, most females have a bigger penis than you. If that's a problem, and you need to get closer to a big (ie. normal sized) penis, you can try huffing someone else's. When starting a search try the roadside or your local souveneer shop.
• JJxJJ

  20 Nov 06, 00:59

  
• SexyChin

  20 Nov 06, 01:00

  Where is your source?
• oOprinceOo

  20 Nov 06, 08:49

  
• shandower

  20 Nov 06, 08:52

  What the fcuk is this shiat?
• Urroh

  20 Nov 06, 14:43

  real funny..
• missqi

  20 Nov 06, 14:45

  
• hloc

  20 Nov 06, 15:18

  OH MY GOD ..... MY 12" long 'brother' is UNDER-SIZE DIE LAH
• shandower

  21 Nov 06, 09:11

  I think we need cybercocks.
• Darkness_hacker99

  21 Nov 06, 09:17

  "......most female has larger penis than you...." wtf.
• Ah Gong

  27 Nov 06, 13:05

  Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:

  "......most female has larger penis than you...." wtf.

  
• Patrik

  27 Nov 06, 13:08

  
• Moonlighter

  27 Nov 06, 16:02

  Such crap can only be found in
  
  http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Penis
• Mervyn>_<

  27 Nov 06, 19:08

  Check your sources and dont daydream lol
• Ah Gong

  28 Nov 06, 22:39

  Originally posted by Moonlighter:

  Such crap can only be found in
  
  http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Penis

  
• shandower

  29 Nov 06, 09:03

  Penor!!!
• SGpork

  16 Dec 06, 19:46

  
• alexkusu

  16 Dec 06, 19:49

  wats with the penis tower? thats like a sausage fest
• mrsmall

  16 Dec 06, 22:53

  Ah Gong one more time review your post
  Inches or cm
  nabei 19.5 inches
  what a fuck that is what petronas tower arh
  1 foot = 12 inches
  
• suss.adele

  18 Dec 06, 11:25

  tambah satu. very very wrong measurements
• KeNNet[H]

  8 Jan 07, 19:27

  +1
• Urroh

  10 Jan 07, 16:56

  Originally posted by mrsmall:

  Ah Gong one more time review your post
  Inches or cm
  nabei 19.5 inches
  what a fuck that is what petronas tower arh
  1 foot = 12 inches
  

  
• mhcampboy

  10 Jan 07, 17:06

  
• used

  10 Jan 07, 17:27

  
• dragg

  10 Jan 07, 17:29

  penis is english.
  
  it is the plural of pen.