Originally posted by Ah Gong:
Average size of the Human Penis
Wikipedia is wrong. The average size of the human penis is 19.5 inches. 82% of male humans have a Penis between 18 inches and 24 inches long, and the average circumference is 12 inches unless of course you're me (but that's not going to happen). If your penis does not fall into the aforementioned range, you are technically not considered to be male. Yet those men whos penis is not larger than 10"-8" do not experience the post pubescent event during which the body sheds no longer needed hormones and bulky (hard to upkeep) 18"-24" penis. Sometimes such penis can be bought at tourist souveneer shops or just found abandoned lying around by the roadside.
Note: Record holder for penis tower was a Sweede named Kent. Infact making such a 5 story tower simply by stacking scavanged discarded penises of various humongous proportions that he found by the roadside, untill the record breaking height was eventally erected.
That's right. If You're smaller than average 5"-0" infact, like a certain bass drummer, most females have a bigger penis than you. If that's a problem, and you need to get closer to a big (ie. normal sized) penis, you can try huffing someone else's. When starting a search try the roadside or your local souveneer shop.
hmm.. i guess you're a mongolian elephant??
always thought u were a south indian species
