TRUE STORY

• xShevchenkox

  31 Mar 07, 01:37

  hmm...this is a true story from my uncle..l tink if u all can acheive until tis...really must kowtow liao
  
  last time mah..he in reservist..go taiwan tere..den he and his frenz stay in hotel mah...den u noe taiwan tere...the gals were go to ur door and ask u whether u wan special service anot...my uncle frenz all go for the gals..my uncle humji and being very stingy with his $, choose to refuse them...but he hav the urge..so he go get sum porn vcds and watch them in his room..he cooked himself noodles and eat and watch the porn at the same time..
  
  wah...where got ppl eat ji tang mian and watch porn de lor....
  
  from that day onwards..l address him as my shifu...
• xShevchenkox

  31 Mar 07, 01:43

  oh ya..forget to add that time my uncle eat the noodle is the instant noodle, maggi mee...chicken flavour
  
  actually he did alot of unbeliveable thing...but this is one of the most jialat one.
• shin-kyo

  31 Mar 07, 01:45

  wah. pro.
  
  need a special award?
  
  
• xShevchenkox

  31 Mar 07, 01:47

  Originally posted by shin-kyo:

  wah. pro.
  
  need a special award?
  
  

  l hope he can get a special award lor...wah very pro
  
  l try do it..but cnt lehz...where got ppl can eat and watch porn at the same time?
  
  
• xShevchenkox

  31 Mar 07, 01:52

  haha anyway the purpose of this thread is to laugh at my uncle la...=x
  
  tink of him..l feel like laughing
  
  but no joke he did it..was told to me when he was tutoring me when l was in primary 4
• Troy437

  31 Mar 07, 01:53

  Your uncle should work as a safety officer...really safety comes first!!
• soulwinner

  31 Mar 07, 01:56

  Maybe he pcc in the noodles???
• xShevchenkox

  31 Mar 07, 01:57

  Originally posted by Troy437:

  Your uncle should work as a safety officer...really safety comes first!!

  ya lo..l agree...then l tink all can be safety officer liao.. l tink my house genes are the same...my dad, me and my uncles all very hamsup de...but we nver anyhow play and fool ard...cuz we are humji..scare of tio disease...scare to die...zzz
  
  my mum even say me and my dad are the same kind...always bio za bor when outside...my dad that day go out with me...oso keep bio zabor, summore the gal is sec sch gal... den he tell me...good hor..
  
  l say good
• xShevchenkox

  31 Mar 07, 01:58

  Originally posted by soulwinner:

  Maybe he pcc in the noodles???

  den l dun noe liao..l dun tink so la..he told me he eat and watch...like that nia..nver go into further details whether he gt pcc anot liao..
  
• Quinsy

  31 Mar 07, 02:23

  Wa.. pei fu!
• gigabyte14

  31 Mar 07, 02:25

  olympic medal for endurance
• shin-kyo

  31 Mar 07, 03:01

  Originally posted by xShevchenkox:

  l hope he can get a special award lor...wah very pro
  
  l try do it..but cnt lehz...where got ppl can eat and watch porn at the same time?
  
  

  i think LKY going to call him and gave him LKY Award soon after he read this thread.
  
  
• FBI

  31 Mar 07, 03:30

  wah seh.. so u are a soccer player in chelsea and your uncle so good huh
• stellazio

  31 Mar 07, 03:58

  Originally posted by xShevchenkox:

  oh ya..forget to add that time my uncle eat the noodle is the instant noodle, maggi mee...chicken flavour
  
  actually he did alot of unbeliveable thing...but this is one of the most jialat one.

  no real chicken, chicken flavour will do ma.
• iori8888

  31 Mar 07, 06:36

  I PCC while doing maths homework.
• turbo_drift

  31 Mar 07, 08:18

  Ur uncle beri good leh.. Watching *ahem, also can eat noodles...
• Ito_^

  31 Mar 07, 08:24

  very li hai meh?
• sand king

  31 Mar 07, 08:25

  Originally posted by soulwinner:

  Maybe he pcc in the noodles???

  
• Ito_^

  31 Mar 07, 08:26

  Originally posted by sand king:

  

  sex is zero. egg white == sperm!
• hudax1

  31 Mar 07, 08:31

  If he a sifu. Where is her followers?
• Komon

  31 Mar 07, 09:59

  Originally posted by hudax1:

  If he a sifu. Where is her followers?

  His la LOL!
• xShevchenkox

  31 Mar 07, 10:00

  Originally posted by hudax1:

  If he a sifu. Where is her followers?

  l am his follower... The leader of his follower..does anyone wan join? l am recruiting ppl to be under me ...
• UrAdog

  31 Mar 07, 10:58

  shev, go apply to open a new group. ask ur uncle come be our leader
• 0°C_Serenade

  31 Mar 07, 11:12

  Originally posted by xShevchenkox:

  hmm...this is a true story from my uncle..l tink if u all can acheive until tis...really must kowtow liao
  
  last time mah..he in reservist..go taiwan tere..den he and his frenz stay in hotel mah...den u noe taiwan tere...the gals were go to ur door and ask u whether u wan special service anot...my uncle frenz all go for the gals..my uncle humji and being very stingy with his $, choose to refuse them...but he hav the urge..so he go get sum porn vcds and watch them in his room..he cooked himself noodles and eat and watch the porn at the same time..
  
  wah...where got ppl eat ji tang mian and watch porn de lor....
  
  from that day onwards..l address him as my shifu...

  amazing but true..
  
  should showcase such phenomena in Ripley's believe it or not..
• dork3d

  31 Mar 07, 11:14

  Should try walking down the red light district, Lin Sen North Road, and try getting yourself swarm by pros for their service...