TRUE STORY

• allentyb

  31 Mar 07, 11:18

  
• Sleeping Forest

  31 Mar 07, 12:26

  .....+1
• mhcampboy

  31 Mar 07, 12:28

  i want to know how ur uncle cooks his noodle....
• matrixeg

  31 Mar 07, 12:47

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  sex is zero. egg white == sperm!

  sperm+rat-poison sandwich.
• soulwinner

  31 Mar 07, 12:56

  Your uncle is a pro.
  
  We must learn from him....
• xShevchenkox

  31 Mar 07, 20:15

  Originally posted by soulwinner:

  Your uncle is a pro.
  
  We must learn from him....

  ya pro lor..l really bo wei kong lor..
  
  l ask him, u dun feel disgusting and no appetite when u watch and eat at the sametime mehz?
  
  He say No, y not..cannot watch and eat noodles meh?
• Saltiga

  31 Mar 07, 23:44

  Originally posted by xShevchenkox:

  ya l am trying to post all now...to share my story (real story) not those anyhow cook up la bboy, ctx and etc wor... All those lousy storys
  Sui pian try to increase the BAR POPULARITY and knock sum quality stuffs to bar
  
  

  so this is what you call real not lousy stories that you will used to increase BAR POPULARITY and knock sum quality stuffs to bar??? its kan bo liao lor.. tiu!!!!
  
• Cool-gal

  1 Apr 07, 00:30

  maybe he got pcc leh?
  if he never pcc, then i salute him.
  coz after so many temptations, stil can tahan.
  
• xShevchenkox

  1 Apr 07, 01:08

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  maybe he got pcc leh?
  if he never pcc, then i salute him.
  coz after so many temptations, stil can tahan.
  

  this l dun noe le...tink shld be hav la..
  
  ya lor....all his frenz all go except him...
  
  poor old him..hav to suffer in the room eating noodles and watching porn to vent his frustration
  
  but got pcc or not..still hav to praise him la...eat and watch at the sametime...if it was me..l tink cannot la...wanking and watching le lor..at this crucial time..how can l hav the mood to eat
• soulwinner

  1 Apr 07, 01:09

  So what effect u will get from watching porn..
• xShevchenkox

  1 Apr 07, 01:12

  Originally posted by soulwinner:

  So what effect u will get from watching porn..

  hmm shiok lor...juz to wank out the stuffs lo
  
  Since l dun dare to play ard ...can only watch all these to satisfy my drive lo
  
  
• crabx

  1 Apr 07, 22:57

  Originally posted by xShevchenkox:

  ya lo..l agree...then l tink all can be safety officer liao.. l tink my house genes are the same...my dad, me and my uncles all very hamsup de...but we nver anyhow play and fool ard...cuz we are humji..scare of tio disease...scare to die...zzz
  
  my mum even say me and my dad are the same kind...always bio za bor when outside...my dad that day go out with me...oso keep bio zabor, summore the gal is sec sch gal... den he tell me...good hor..
  
  l say good

  use condom lor...then wont kenna anything
  
  wah ur dad so hamsup? ur mum never scold him or pull his ear?
• xShevchenkox

  1 Apr 07, 23:05

  Originally posted by crabx:

  use condom lor...then wont kenna anything
  
  wah ur dad so hamsup? ur mum never scold him or pull his ear?

  ya..my dad very hamsup de...always oogle at gals. My mum got grumble and say my dad lor..but my dad like nver bother much de =x
• xShevchenkox

  1 Apr 07, 23:06

  Originally posted by crabx:

  use condom lor...then wont kenna anything
  
  wah ur dad so hamsup? ur mum never scold him or pull his ear?

  ya la..altot say use condom..but still scare mah...l dun wan risk my life for juz a short moment of pleasure..what if fk,...the condom break off, or slip out...den die le lor
• CannyOng

  1 Apr 07, 23:08

  I think i shall give u an award for starting this kind of thread......
• xShevchenkox

  1 Apr 07, 23:15

  Originally posted by CannyOng:

  I think i shall give u an award for starting this kind of thread......

  what award?
• BrUtUs

  2 Apr 07, 01:15

  Originally posted by xShevchenkox:

  this l dun noe le...tink shld be hav la..
  
  ya lor....all his frenz all go except him...
  
  poor old him..hav to suffer in the room eating noodles and watching porn to vent his frustration
  
  but got pcc or not..still hav to praise him la...eat and watch at the sametime...if it was me..l tink cannot la...wanking and watching le lor..at this crucial time..how can l hav the mood to eat

  reali champion... most likely he didnt pcc cos after eating he bloated and felt aslp with the porn on tv...
• crazzzy

  2 Apr 07, 05:20

  awww...aso want2 address ur uncle as shifu liao
• shandower

  2 Apr 07, 09:17

  Ok. Bravo!
• Urroh

  2 Apr 07, 10:02

  Your uncle rocks..
• xShevchenkox

  2 Apr 07, 15:59

  Originally posted by Urroh:

  Your uncle rocks..

  hmm wow..so many good response... l ask my uncle la..if okie..l post a pic of him here..since so many of u here so adore him..and praise him..sum even wan to address him as shifu
  
  he is bald, with little hair, teeth all rotten, and his face is kinda rough..juz to describe briefly
  
  
• weisianz

  3 May 07, 20:48

  tried before.. feel nothing wrong leh.. hahaha
  
  machiam watching movie while eating..
• fairlady_xoxo

  3 May 07, 22:28

  
  
  I don't know if i should laugh because it sounds ridiculous? haha
• Quinsy

  3 May 07, 22:29

  Orh.. oic
• xShevchenkox

  3 May 07, 22:48

  Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:

  
  
  I don't know if i should laugh because it sounds ridiculous? haha

  wah, so long the thread and ppl go bumpz it back
  
  ya..l told my frenz too and they say unbelievable...