Certificate of Virginity

• CoolMyth

  24 Apr 07, 19:42

  "Got cert" will become the next popular pick-up line?
• Darkness_hacker99

  24 Apr 07, 19:48

  A dialogue between CTX and DillipKumar in a coffee shop..
  
  DillipKumar : EH CTX, how many cert you collected liao?
  
  CTX : Aiya, not much 39 onli..
  
  DillipKumar : 39 still want to give me this kiampah face ?
  
  DillipKumar : Me oledy have 138 certs and still counting ar.
  
  CTX : /grab some and see..
  
  1st piece *Name - wxyz, Age - 60.
  2nd piece *Name - abcde, Age - 54.
  
  CTX : I don't know you got this kind of interest.
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  24 Apr 07, 19:54

  The usual CV will be replaced with the CoV?
• darkensun

  24 Apr 07, 20:50

  Than next time girl must alway carry around lor...than very easy find rapist also liao if the girl still virgin when being raped...
• Mrunknown

  24 Apr 07, 22:02

  still got tis kind of junk, take lighter burn it away lah
• darkhour

  24 Apr 07, 22:07

  Originally posted by darkensun:

  Than next time girl must alway carry around lor...than very easy find rapist also liao if the girl still virgin when being raped...

  u rape someone u will go n take their cert meh?lol
• shandower

  25 Apr 07, 09:29

  
  
  Clones don't get to have sex.
• sorasky

  25 Apr 07, 19:06

  what has the world become to .... lol
• jasonsamster

  26 Apr 07, 03:32

  Originally posted by darkhour:

  u rape someone u will go n take their cert meh?lol

  must take or will be lightning striked
• shandower

  26 Apr 07, 08:52

  +1 to this BS thread!
• jasonsamster

  30 Apr 07, 01:25

  Originally posted by shandower:

  hail to this great thread!

  TQ
• SGpork

  30 Apr 07, 01:26

  
• jasonsamster

  5 May 07, 17:50

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  

  
• bengan35

  5 May 07, 18:26

  haha i dun even know got this kind of thing haha me gong gong
• laoda99

  5 May 07, 18:28

  Originally posted by jasonsamster:

  Every singapore girl new born to be issued with it.
  when farked then give it to the guy

  want to hang on the wall izzit?
• GameOverEx

  6 May 07, 08:00

  nonsense la... +1
• Ponders

  6 May 07, 10:13

  Got Cert of Virginity then must have Registry of Virgins also.
  
  Hmm I have a feeling the office will be at Sim Ming Avenue (ROV).
  
  So go ROM must surrender Cert.
  
  If ROM time no Cert, then wedding time cannot wear white.
  
  
• sbst275

  6 May 07, 10:30

  
• bengan35

  7 May 07, 15:45

  lol
• Ah Gong

  9 May 07, 18:36

  Originally posted by Ponders:

  Got Cert of Virginity then must have Registry of Virgins also.
  
  Hmm I have a feeling the office will be at Sim Ming Avenue (ROV).
  
  So go ROM must surrender Cert.
  
  If ROM time no Cert, then wedding time cannot wear white.
  
  

  good one
• Not4rent

  10 May 07, 17:20

  Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:

  The usual CV will be replaced with the CoV?

  compliment
• soulwinner

  18 May 07, 01:03

  You have the cert??
• tedted

  18 May 07, 01:22

  In today society ah..there will be some tt will wan to lose e cert asap..so to reward those who can hold e cert long long muz gif em upgrade
  
  wif cert > 25yrs old = Higher Cert
  wif cert> 30yrs old = Distinction Cert
  wif cert> 35yrs old = High Distinction Cert
  wif cert> 40yrs old = High Distinction Cert plus Honourable Chop
  wif cert> 45yrs old = degree??
  
  
• Ah Gong

  26 May 07, 16:23

  Originally posted by tedted:

  In today society ah..there will be some tt will wan to lose e cert asap..so to reward those who can hold e cert long long muz gif em upgrade
  
  wif cert > 25yrs old = Higher Cert
  wif cert> 30yrs old = Distinction Cert
  wif cert> 35yrs old = High Distinction Cert
  wif cert> 40yrs old = High Distinction Cert plus Honourable Chop
  wif cert> 45yrs old = degree??
  
  

  old maids
• Hamiltonian1125

  26 May 07, 19:33

  This is the certificate of death to TS.....U are in the death note.