Excellent joke!!
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Got this thru email. some of u may have gotten it b4.. but this is the first time i read it.. it's DAMN GOOD!!
(to me anyway....)
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The guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless clean. And so's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Father (F): "Son, what happened yesterday?"
Son (S): "Oh, the usual.? You came home after 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave mom a black eye."
(F): "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the table?"
(S): "Oh that!? Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said "Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
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good 1Originally posted by jOhO:Got this thru email. some of u may have gotten it b4.. but this is the first time i read it.. it's DAMN GOOD!!
(to me anyway....)
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The guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless clean. And so's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Father (F): "Son, what happened yesterday?"
Son (S): "Oh, the usual.? You came home after 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave mom a black eye."
(F): "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the table?"
(S): "Oh that!? Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said "Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
[/quote] must remember this move wen i get married nxt time. -
HAHAHAA.............
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next time.. i will warn da sao..Originally posted by skeujin:good 1 must remember this move wen i get married nxt time. -
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i haven't read a good joke in a long long LONG time...
i think MALES would appreciate this more. of course the females here can go degrade us for it.. see if i care! 
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mei mei still around ah.....Originally posted by e|mo:next time.. i will warn da sao.. 
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hahaha of cos i'm aroundOriginally posted by skeujin:mei mei still around ah..... 
caught you red-handed..
me go orr orr liao *yawns*
nitez kor kor -
but make sure u r not drunk till forget wor..Originally posted by skeujin:good 1 must remember this move wen i get married nxt time. -
nite nite....Originally posted by e|mo:hahaha of cos i'm around
caught you red-handed..
me go orr orr liao *yawns*
nitez kor kor -
hahahahaha.......
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Hmmmm...... better start practising now.....Originally posted by zuo_er:but make sure u r not drunk till forget wor..
"Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!" -
hey ur first post! honoured and welcome!Originally posted by |itt|e Devi|®:hahahahaha....... -
Originally posted by skeujin:Hmmmm...... better start practising now.....
"Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
"Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
and i fixed all the %$#@%#@ for u.... -
Originally posted by |itt|e Devi|®:hahahahaha....... Welcome 2 bar sgforums. hehehe
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waht;s the joke ?Originally posted by jOhO:Got this thru email. some of u may have gotten it b4.. but this is the first time i read it.. it's DAMN GOOD!!
(to me anyway....)
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The guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless clean. And so's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Father (F): "Son, what happened yesterday?"
Son (S): "Oh, the usual.? You came home after 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave mom a black eye."
(F): "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the table?"
(S): "Oh that!? Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said "Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
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Originally posted by jOhO:Got this thru email. some of u may have gotten it b4.. but this is the first time i read it.. it's DAMN GOOD!!
(to me anyway....)
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The guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless clean. And so's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Father (F): "Son, what happened yesterday?"
Son (S): "Oh, the usual.? You came home after 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave mom a black eye."
(F): "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the table?"
(S): "Oh that!? Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said "Bit[/i]ch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
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Haha thanks.... was practising the drunkard mumble for a moment.....Originally posted by jOhO:
and i fixed all the %$#@%#@ for u.... -
u for real??Originally posted by hareyizu:waht;s the joke ? -
hee hee.....thanks!Originally posted by jOhO:hey ur first post! honoured and welcome! -
hey! thanks!Originally posted by larren: Welcome 2 bar sgforums. hehehe -
try doing it with ur tongue sticking out of ur mouth.Originally posted by skeujin:Haha thanks.... was practising the drunkard mumble for a moment.....
oh sorree.. u said drunkard, not spastic.. my apologies. -
Originally posted by skeujin:good 1 must remember this move wen i get married nxt time. "
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Must i laugh
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er.. no one pointing a gun at ur head rite?Originally posted by Xiao Long Nu:Must i laugh