Excellent joke!!
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This is great one!!!!!!
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hey.. u ger rite?Originally posted by p|nk:This is great one!!!!!!
ahah a ger that appreciates it!! yeah~~!! -
i dun understand but i am laughing anyway
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bt i dn unerstand meaningOriginally posted by jOhO:er.. no one pointing a gun at ur head rite?
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no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... u dun get it?Originally posted by Master -_-:i dun understand but i am laughing anyway
come off it!
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ya must support....Originally posted by Master -_-:i dun understand but i am laughing anyway -
It's absurd, a touch of mayhem and very sweet if you think about it
wonderful one jOhO -
heeh yeah when i got it i couldn't help but INSTANTLY post it up here.. one of the better ones i've received in a long long long time.Originally posted by the Bear:It's absurd, a touch of mayhem and very sweet if you think about it
wonderful one jOhO
wonder why i dun have the wit to think of jokes like that!! not fair~~! -
I didn't understand the joke either. i know from the man's speech, he must bought prostitute before. but why did his wife clean their room?Originally posted by jOhO:heeh yeah when i got it i couldn't help but INSTANTLY post it up here.. one of the better ones i've received in a long long long time.
wonder why i dun have the wit to think of jokes like that!! not fair~~! -
hmm ok..Originally posted by zzzjjj2002:I didn't understand the joke either. i know from the man's speech, he must bought prostitute before. but why did his wife clean their room?
well obviously the wife did everything.. the clothes, aspirins, breakfast etc etc.
that's becos when she tried to take off his pants, he said "leave me alone bi[/i]tch" becos he didn't know it was his wife (since he was drunk), and thought that there was a woman trying to get fresh with him. so the wife is happy that he would reject another woman even if he is drunk.
but the underlying message is actually telling us guys that we can use this as an example to get our wives to do all those things...
hmm dunno if i've explained it well.. i'm tired..
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It's time for the "Boil Sucker!
Freddy was self employed as a Boil Sucker. In other words, he went from person to person and sucked the Eyes and Pus out of boils.
One day the phone rings, and a woman asks him to come over straight away as she has some boils to be taken care of.
Freddy arrives at her house, and is answered at the door by one of the fattest females he has ever seen. She must have been over 400lbs and had rolls of fat everywhere!
After entering the house. He asks, " Okay lady, where do I start?" she replies, "Well, I guess we can start on the one next to my pussy!" Whereupon she raises her housedress and pulls down her panties (Probably made by Omar the tent maker) and she lays down on the floor, and spreads her legs.
Oh what a sight she was! Her pubic hair was matted and crusted with various discharges, obviously an active yeast infection was ongoing, and next to her right pussy lip was this huge, angry, red boil with a huge white eye in the center! Freddy gets down there to place his lips over the boil and starts to suck on it! Suddenly it pops in his mouth and he has spit out voluminous amounts of pus on the floor till just a little pink blood is coming out! Freddy say's, "Okay lady, that one is history! Where's the next one?"
The woman sheepishly replies, "Oh it's on my butt! Right next to my butt hole!!" "Okay!" says Freddy, "Stand up, spread your legs and bend over that chair!" She does what he tells her, but it's not enough. "Grab ahold of your butt cheeks and spread em!" says Freddy. She does as she is told. Freddy checks it out. He can see that besides piles, she has streaks od shit with bits of corn, and popcorn hulls dried on the inner cheeks ove her ass. He can c seepin worms wriggling out of her ass. Then he see's the boil! It's huge! Bigger than the one next to her pussy.
Freddy leans forward, and is just about to place his lips on the boil, when all of a sudden, Riiiipppblaaaat...katchiiiie...pft! She rips one stinky fart! Freddy is totaly indignant and screams at the woman," What the fuck lady!!!!???!!!! Are you trying to make me sick or somethin?????!!!!???? -
another one..
a guy went to a whore house and says he wants to get laid, but only has $10 with him.
so hes taken to a room in the basement where there's a sleazy 70 year-old prostitute.
at first he protests, but she says it's alright, she'll turn off the lights and he won't be able to tell the difference.
so he climbs aboard.
but try as he might, he can't get it in.
the old hooker tells him to hang on and she'll be right back, then goes into the bathroom.
when she gets back, the guy gets on her and slides right in.
as he's pumping in and out, he says, "this is great. what did you do?"
to which she answered, "oh, i just picked the scabs and let the puss run..." -
Originally posted by `wAwA`:another one..
a guy went to a whore house and says he wants to get laid, but only has $10 with him.
so hes taken to a room in the basement where there's a sleazy 70 year-old prostitute.
at first he protests, but she says it's alright, she'll turn off the lights and he won't be able to tell the difference.
so he climbs aboard.
but try as he might, he can't get it in.
the old hooker tells him to hang on and she'll be right back, then goes into the bathroom.
when she gets back, the guy gets on her and slides right in.
as he's pumping in and out, he says, "this is great. what did you do?"
to which she answered, "oh, i just picked the scabs and let the puss run..." -
Ewwwww.......thats gross......
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oh my god...
those aren't jokes.. they're appetite suppressants! good for pple who wanna lose weight i guess...