On a Bus.... If you see....
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For mi, once I spot 1, I will secretly glance at her. No point staring. Will scare her off, thinking I m a "se lang".Originally posted by Van2002:a chiobu or yandao tat is so 'OUTOF THIS WORLD' tat u feel like making him/her as ur bf/gf, will u keep staring at he/her n remain eye contact until u alight the bus? or will u alight the same bus stop as him/her n approach he/her from there n ask for particulars???
So guys n gals.... wat'z ur respond?
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me too.... i always sleep on bus.... heheOriginally posted by C-100:yandao ah... juz take a few glance more...
but normally.... I dun notice anybody while on bus or train... cus my mind always blank and blur while travelling.... 
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Talking abt sleeping on bus, I used to be able to sleep on bus n wake up juz in time before reaching my bus stop twice . Journey distance < 1/2 hr separately. superbOriginally posted by thhong22:me too.... i always sleep on bus.... hehe -
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talkin abt bus ... got one time i on a coach to genting.. the 25 seater got toilet one...Originally posted by xian89:...repeated ...
mi was sleepin at that . then it smell like me fren farted... them smelly... actually not... got a chinamen went to the toilet and shit.. can tell u the stench... wah liew.... he later kanna scolded by the driver .. and all of us ta boleh tahan.. and all go down for a puff ... while the driver clean the toilet.... -
short distance i don sleep.... only longer distance i will sleep.... more than 1/2 hr one...Originally posted by xian89:Talking abt sleeping on bus, I used to be able to sleep on bus n wake up juz in time before reaching my bus stop twice . Journey distance < 1/2 hr separately. superb -
may mi sit beside u when u travel long journeys?Originally posted by thhong22:short distance i don sleep.... only longer distance i will sleep.... more than 1/2 hr one...
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y leh???Originally posted by sgboy2004:may mi sit beside u when u travel long journeys?
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i am a gentleman
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so tat when u sleep, mi can lend u mi shoulder mah...Originally posted by thhong22:y leh??? 
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hahaha....Originally posted by sgboy2004:so tat when u sleep, mi can lend u mi shoulder mah...
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No U can't. I will be around as her bodyguard n make sure U wun harrass her.Originally posted by sgboy2004:may mi sit beside u when u travel long journeys?
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i am a gentleman 
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hahaha.... another bodyguard to protect me from buayas....Originally posted by xian89:No U can't. I will be around as her bodyguard n make sure U wun harrass her. hahaha thanx leh xian89....
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/mi drove pass and saw violence..Originally posted by xian89:No U can't. I will be around as her bodyguard n make sure U wun harrass her. 
hey, xian89, u are under arrest for slaying Master-_-...tat's not sgboy2004.
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Juz to make sure sgboy have no face to buaya girls.Originally posted by thhong22:hahaha.... another bodyguard to protect me from buayas.... hahaha thanx leh xian89....
but tat smileys so violent.... hahaha
Maybe I change to tis
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he nv slay master lah.... he slay buaya for me only....Originally posted by sgboy2004:/mi drove pass and saw violence..
hey, xian89, u are under arrest for slaying Master-_-...tat's not sgboy2004.
To maintain Law & Order is my duty -
hahaha... he don need face leh... he use words to buaya only mah....Originally posted by xian89:Juz to make sure sgboy have no face to buaya girls.
Maybe I change to tis
anyway tat smileys is cute.... hehhe -
ai bia jia eh yia...
i will *joot joot* the ger, until she looks at me...
if *joot joot* cannot work, i'll use the *phewitt*... -
*clap clap* ard of applause for a daring newbie....Originally posted by Lao Ti Goh:ai bia jia eh yia...
i will *joot joot* the ger, until she looks at me...
if *joot joot* cannot work, i'll use the *phewitt*... -
Yeah loh. He is now enjoying comapny wif Cristalle wat.Originally posted by thhong22:he nv slay master lah.... he slay buaya for me only....
I m going to arrest U for disguising as a police officer and disrupt the peace in the Bar Forum.
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haha 2 weeks ago me and my friends were on the bus to sengkang. haha then a whole bunch of sec school boys were oso in the bus mah, double decker, they are lower sec cuz they are on the small side and short pants, haha and they all style their hair to be like damn beng. they are like those small pai kia kind. with earholes. at first me and my friends were talking among our selves, but later can't help it but over hear what they were talking about. they were talking about a girl that is quite chio, who is at the lower deck and they were like talking and "planning" how to get her number, it was ridiculously funny. they were so serious and so excited, all at the front of the bus discussing like they are going to war like that. one of them even tried to demo to the "newbie" he said, and i quote exactly "Tell you, you just walk up to her like that *demos* then tell her i love you, confirm can wan!" then they were like planning and planning, while we were sort of laughing away. then suddenly they all march down and got off the bus, "chasing'' the chiobu. i didn't got to see her face. so not sure if is chiobu la
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...small ah bengs talking among themselves trying to come up with a plan to chat up girls never work. Why? because they have disgusting hair and have bad speech patterns. they often forget to breathe properly when starting a sentence. Like they just ran 2.4 km. you ask me how i know? ha. I can just tell you i'm not an ah beng.
so anyway, you see someone good looking on the bus, after making some eye contact maybe try some humour or something to get attractive-stranger's attention? like...this happened to me before. i was waiting for my ride at a taxi stand. this guy had a guitar. so he took it out. then he started playing. and he's eurasian so he can't speak chinese...
then he starts belting out this ha-lim(is it?) song from meteor garden. it was fricken funny and i laughed my ass off...then we started talking...so there you go. 
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when ah beng pick up girls.. its the most funniest sight
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Originally posted by Master -_-:when ah beng pick up girls.. its the most funniest sight
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Originally posted by xian89:Yeah loh. He is now enjoying comapny wif Cristalle wat.
I m going to arrest U for disguising as a police officer and disrupt the peace in the Bar Forum.
U cannot hide 
To maintain Law & Order is my duty -
Originally posted by xian89:Yeah loh. He is now enjoying comapny wif Cristalle wat.
I m going to arrest U for disguising as a police officer and disrupt the peace in the Bar Forum.
U cannot hide
To maintain Law & Order is my duty