What To Do If Your Zipper Gets Caught On Your Penis
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Usually a child has dressed too quickly and not wearing underpants, accidentally pulled up penile skin into his zipper. The skin becomes entrapped and crushed between the teeth and the slide of the zipper, thereby painfully attaching the article of clothing to the body part involved (most often the penis or less often the area beneath the chin).
What to do:
Paint the area with a small amount of povidone-iodine and infiltrate the skin with 1% lidocaine (plain). This will allow the comfortable manipulation of the zipper and the article of clothing.
Cover the area with mineral oil. This lubricates the moving parts and often frees the skin without having to cut the zipper.
If the mineral oil alone does not work, then cut the zipper away from the article of clothing to leave yourself with a less cumbersome problem.
Cut the slide of the zipper in half with a pair of metal snips or an orthopedic pin cutter. The patient is less likely to be frightened if this procedure is kept hidden from his view. If you are unable to break the two halves of the zipper slide apart using a metal cutter, then take two heavy duty surgical towel clamps and place their tongs into the side grooves at both ends of the slide. then grip one clamp firmly in each hand and then twist your wrists in opposite directions. This often will pop the two halves of the zipper slide apart, releasing the entrapped skin.
Pull the exposed zipper teeth apart, cleanse the crushed skin, and apply an ointment such as povidone-iodine.
Tetanus prophylaxis should be administered as needed.
What not to do:
Do not cut clothing if mineral oil releases the zipper.
Do not destroy the entire article of clothing by cutting into it. You only need to cut the zipper away allowing repair of the clothing.
Do not excise an area of skin or perform a circumcision; it only creates unnecessary morbidity for the patient.
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wah so pro......my cousin just kept jumping till he freed it ahahha
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That's must be damn hurting...
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Thanks for the useful info. 
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all the guys go print 1 copy n keep in yr wallet in case u 4gt.
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haha, so guys, becareful when you pull up your zip..
btw, today i forgot to pull up my zip..
lucky i only went to the toilet at my office place, den i think nobody saw me..
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hor u lucky last time i went around school liddat....then my PE teach who was female was like err......Dale....ur erm.......it's down erm......ya i was like huh? oh shitOriginally posted by kohanson:haha, so guys, becareful when you pull up your zip..
btw, today i forgot to pull up my zip..
lucky i only went to the toilet at my office place, den i think nobody saw me.. 
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Originally posted by |-|05|:hor u lucky last time i went around school liddat....then my PE teach who was female was like err......Dale....ur erm.......it's down erm......ya i was like huh? oh shit woooooooo
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Prevention is better than cure. Buy better pants with smooth sliding zippers, or use button-fly. But seriously how do you guys accidently zipped your brother ? Unless you're not wearing underwear or such, the possibility of getting zipped is zilch.
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This happened to me when i was 8... I got sent to hospital they put a shot in my butt and I ran around laughing and crying hehe...they put another shot in my butt and i dropped down asleep....the next morning my piece was as good as new!
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ouch!
imagine if the penis is mature enough to erect, and someone thought it would be fun to go out without underwear...
wait it start to increase in size, the skin stretch until cannot tahan! -
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Originally posted by kohanson:
bio lesson..
Usually a child has dressed too quickly and not wearing underpants, accidentally pulled up penile skin into his zipper. The skin becomes entrapped and crushed between the teeth and the slide of the zipper, thereby painfully attaching the article of clothing to the body part involved (most often the penis or less often the area beneath the chin).
[b]What to do:
Paint the area with a small amount of povidone-iodine and infiltrate the skin with 1% lidocaine (plain). This will allow the comfortable manipulation of the zipper and the article of clothing.
Cover the area with mineral oil. This lubricates the moving parts and often frees the skin without having to cut the zipper.
If the mineral oil alone does not work, then cut the zipper away from the article of clothing to leave yourself with a less cumbersome problem.
Cut the slide of the zipper in half with a pair of metal snips or an orthopedic pin cutter. The patient is less likely to be frightened if this procedure is kept hidden from his view. If you are unable to break the two halves of the zipper slide apart using a metal cutter, then take two heavy duty surgical towel clamps and place their tongs into the side grooves at both ends of the slide. then grip one clamp firmly in each hand and then twist your wrists in opposite directions. This often will pop the two halves of the zipper slide apart, releasing the entrapped skin.
Pull the exposed zipper teeth apart, cleanse the crushed skin, and apply an ointment such as povidone-iodine.
Tetanus prophylaxis should be administered as needed.
What not to do:
Do not cut clothing if mineral oil releases the zipper.
Do not destroy the entire article of clothing by cutting into it. You only need to cut the zipper away allowing repair of the clothing.
Do not excise an area of skin or perform a circumcision; it only creates unnecessary morbidity for the patient. [/b] -
tot the first reaction is "OUCH!!!!" ??????
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no actually you don't feel pain until....when the zip goes over the skin...as the zip is zippin over then it gets painful.... but if u leave it: the skin trapped in zipper...it does not hurt unless you try and unzip it: which is impossible to do. Just go to hospital, leave it without doing much movement to reduce pain....and let the doctors fix it. They just precisley cut away the zipper bits 1 at a time when u asleep.
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cfm damn pain loh.. heng i nv tio b4 .. zip slowly man..
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What i think is just unzip the thing.....must be very fast so that you won't feel the pain.....
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hahahaha!! can i try a new piece too?Originally posted by mixedblooder:This happened to me when i was 8... I got sent to hospital they put a shot in my butt and I ran around laughing and crying hehe...they put another shot in my butt and i dropped down asleep....the next morning my piece was as good as new! -
ermmm.. ehh... actually i also zipped up my pussy b4... damn pain one leh!
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Originally posted by wendy81:hahahaha!! can i try a new piece too?
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hahah...
just imagine ...
when someone's banana get caught in the zipper ... then he erect ....
wahhahha ....
i will die ah ... luf to death ... -
why the hell would someone put a banana in his pantsOriginally posted by Transmission:hahah...
just imagine ...
when someone's banana get caught in the zipper ... then he erect ....
wahhahha ....
i will die ah ... luf to death ... 
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oops!Originally posted by Master -_-: -
LOL!!!!Originally posted by Master -_-:why the hell would someone put a banana in his pants -
Originally posted by wendy81:oops!