Hey u sound like you need help, maybe i can recommend a god servie to u. Come to my professor's school for Gifted weirdoes.... errrr i mean gifted youngsters, we can train you to control your "gifted" powers and abilities, you can be...errr... someone like my henchman "PeeSAi-Clops" with the power to shoot red peesai from the nose, all you can be "Toolverine" with the power to make tools come from his arms, thje possibilites are endless, then there is also the evil mutant called "Lao Chi Ko" who has the power to mentally strip girls in his mind. Then ofcourse thereis me, I have the power to control pubic hair by making magnetic fields. SO come to our school and you can be accepted by other mutants.