Wat gets a gal veri turn on.
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Originally posted by Ayu {O_o}:What to say when a sleazy guy hits on you!
Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Lady: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Guy: "Is this seat empty?"
Lady: "Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."
Guy: "Your place or mine?"
Lady: "Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."
Guy: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Lady: "I'm a female impersonator. "
Guy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Lady: "Do not enter."
Guy: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Lady: "Unfertilized"
Guy: "Your body is like a temple."
Lady: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Guy: "I would go to the end of the world for you"
Lady: "But would you stay there?"
Guy: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Lady: "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
actually heard some of those quotes b4 ! -
hmmm.. what turns a guy on.. is simply Romance and Intimacy.. Nothing like a private moment to talk about life and that will turn me on indefinitely.. Just her voice cascading with the wind...*sigh* Reciting poems amidst the glitter in her eyes...
And what turns my gf on is just me, i think... Maybe the angel tattoo helps
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Woah you sound very poetic and romantic lol. Something that most singaporean guys lack.Originally posted by Master -_-:hmmm.. what turns a guy on.. is simply Romance and Intimacy.. Nothing like a private moment to talk about life and that will turn me on indefinitely.. Just her voice cascading with the wind...*sigh* Reciting poems amidst the glitter in her eyes...
And what turns my gf on is just me, i think... Maybe the angel tattoo helps 
Think if they wrote a poem it would be in singlish and mixed with chinese. J/k.