hey guys do you hate fat ah lians?
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fat ah lians so fat keep blocking chio ah lians
tmd wanna see also cannot
worse still....they act chio~!
ugly we never discriminate rite
but ugly and still act kawaii....damn sian
just imagine FAL wear tight fit and japanese socks plus pink hair clip
you could almost immediately pass the law for euthanasia man! -
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hahaa...ah lians...so mani in orchard..no obstruction one~! i haven seen fat ah lians blocked chio ah lians b4... haha...mayb they wan protect them..hahaa..
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so u think u tall dark and yandao?
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Originally posted by FireIce:so u think u tall dark and yandao?
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Some guys have a craving for overweight gals. LOL!
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fat gals 1 : babusai 0 -
fat good !!! no need buy pillow
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fat...???
nicer to hug mah...
fleshy fleshy...
might get suffocated... -
Fire Ice so emotional... dont tell me...
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Originally posted by F.O.S:fat good !!! no need buy pillow
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I like to make fat ah lians angry ...
Can u imagine their expression and action ..
haha .. erotic ... can make me laugh to myself with pleasure ....
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I can't stand fat lian acting cute, trying to get attention from guys,it's really turn me off.
No matter what, a beng will still prefer a chio lian. This shows a reality in life. -
you remind me of that extrim advertisement..Originally posted by babusai:fat ah lians so fat keep blocking chio ah lians
tmd wanna see also cannot
worse still....they act chio~!
ugly we never discriminate rite
but ugly and still act kawaii....damn sian
just imagine FAL wear tight fit and japanese socks plus pink hair clip
you could almost immediately pass the law for euthanasia man! -
That extrim adv. also pop in my head while reading this topic.
The fat a$$ can even blame the girl that she should get her car repair. Originally posted by brian:you remind me of that extrim advertisement.. -
Looks do matter.Originally posted by 798:I can't stand fat lian acting cute, trying to get attention from guys,it's really turn me off.
No matter what, a beng will still prefer a chio lian. This shows a reality in life. -
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[size=large][i]This is a true incident on a friend of mine !
A few years back , we went to Zouk on a Wednesday evening ! At that time , at a certain time , when the party starts , there'll be a One-on-One Special on any jug ! We had 5 jugs , that came up with 10 jugs in total !
So , while drinking , one not so bad-looking Ah-lian came to speak with one of my friend ! " Why not ? " said my friend ! After a while , she whispered something to my friend and left ! Soon after she left , a fat Ah-Lian came , dunno really drunk or faking drunk , came and kept drinking and drinking......like long lost friend , for free , we thought ! The best part is , she seems like losing her control after that , and kept throwing herself to my friend , my friend were stunned and embarassed , and kept pushing her away ! We too were stunned too ! 'Cos everyone nearby were staring at us !
We left after that , a party-spoiler , we thought ! The next thing we know : "Someone near our table were lying on the floor ! 'Cos bo-lang wanna "hill' her "
I asked my friend what did the Chio Ah Lian whispered to him ? He said : "The gal told me her friend wanna "make friend" with me ! "
We laughed and laughed the whole night ! Wanna "make-love" more like it !
From that time onwards , we're always on a look-out for fat La-Lians !
Just in case la !
[color=green]The moral of the story is : [b]Fat Al-Lian can be that "piss-us-off" ! Keep away from them while partying ! And ladies , keep your weight down !
Cheers ! -
lol.. y didnt the chio lian accompany her got den fun liao lol
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i cant stand any fat gers
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i curious cos i just read this in my frenster, then somewhat stirred my interest, or rather contempt and disdain over them lor
fat ah lians(FALs) have given the word terror an all-new meaning.i call forth a new organisation to reduce the fat ah lians population in our society.
please understand that fat ah lians is a 'heavy' burden to our society, economically and socially.
10 reasons why fat ah lians should be eradicated:
1)they act cute(c'mon we can tolerate not so chio or slim ppl, but if they act cute,they can really go and makan tai)
2)narcissistic(they have this psychotic tendency to think ppl adore them so much cos they think they cute)
3)they are irc ops(yeah dont ask me which channel,go look for one that has alot of social-conscious ppl banned)
4)they skip PE(yes,they can't take it so they skip it and worse still, their classmates have to do make-up PE. i heard of one LEGENDARY fat ah lian that owes the PE dept 300 rounds about the track!)
5)damn sian, they are always near chio ah lians( wats this!? le chatelier's principle/lenz law/electron-positron binary pair? do they have to 'balance' the turn-on we get from chio ah lians and turn us off just as quickly?)
6)even more sian, they block away chio ah lians(their sheer size usually can block up to 3-4 chio ah lians arnd them.worse still,we men do not have peripheral vision,how to spot!?its not that singapore have no chio-bus,just that they are hiding behind some fat ah lians somewhere...)
7)they scare off potential foreign investments(investors just got turned off by the prospect to invest in a fat ah lian infested nation)they make singapore appear even smaller(theory of relativity)
9)by COF(conservation of food),while fat ah lians gets more food and gets fatter, the malnourished children in africa gets less food to eat.this can be a case for UNICEF
10)waste of government resources (notice that mrt seats get wider? more public transport breakdowns, the FAL relief package, more fast food wrappers as litters, wider entrances to malls,wider toilet seats,more medical subsidies for ppl suffering from eye-sores,more males suffering from erectile dysfunction-->lower birth rate.more water wasted->ALOT of water get displaced when FALs go swimming ya know.environmental disasters-money to clear oil spills,if you think exxon-mobile was purely an accident,think again.It was merely a conspiracy to cover up the fact that 2 FALs went swimming in the sea.
yes.do NOT sympathise with FALs...these social excess are a problem to our society.
remember-for our already blight future,do your part to not make it worse.
this message is brought to you by BACHCLUB, a non-profit anti-fat ah lians(AFALs) organisation that calls for a more peaceful future for all humanity.
our motto-'FAL-KNNBCCBLPPLPLP'
for those non-proficient in this special language it means
-'Fat ah lians are fiends,not friends.'
pls help to propagate this msg, for the awareness of our society.to a flawless future! -
dun like ah lians. period.
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Check this video out by backstreet boys. Maybe you have different view of pwee lian.
http://www.blahblah.f2s.com/parodies/regurge/babe.html -
hey girls do you hate fat ah bengs?
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! You and your friends aren't fat right?Originally posted by Poolman:[size=large][i]This is a true incident on a friend of mine !
A few years back , we went to Zouk on a Wednesday evening ! At that time , at a certain time , when the party starts , there'll be a One-on-One Special on any jug ! We had 5 jugs , that came up with 10 jugs in total !
So , while drinking , one not so bad-looking Ah-lian came to speak with one of my friend ! " Why not ? " said my friend ! After a while , she whispered something to my friend and left ! Soon after she left , a fat Ah-Lian came , dunno really drunk or faking drunk , came and kept drinking and drinking......like long lost friend , for free , we thought ! The best part is , she seems like losing her control after that , and kept throwing herself to my friend , my friend were stunned and embarassed , and kept pushing her away ! We too were stunned too ! 'Cos everyone nearby were staring at us !
We left after that , a party-spoiler , we thought ! The next thing we know : "Someone near our table were lying on the floor ! 'Cos bo-lang wanna "hill' her "
I asked my friend what did the Chio Ah Lian whispered to him ? He said : "The gal told me her friend wanna [b]"make friend" with me ! "
We laughed and laughed the whole night ! Wanna "make-love" more like it !
From that time onwards , we're always on a look-out for fat La-Lians !
Just in case la !
[color=green]The moral of the story is : Fat Al-Lian can be that "piss-us-off" ! Keep away from them while partying ! And ladies , keep your weight down !
Cheers !