i curious cos i just read this in my frenster, then somewhat stirred my interest, or rather contempt and disdain over them lor
fat ah lians(FALs) have given the word terror an all-new meaning.i call forth a new organisation to reduce the fat ah lians population in our society.
please understand that fat ah lians is a 'heavy' burden to our society, economically and socially.
10 reasons why fat ah lians should be eradicated:
1)they act cute(c'mon we can tolerate not so chio or slim ppl, but if they act cute,they can really go and makan tai)
2)narcissistic(they have this psychotic tendency to think ppl adore them so much cos they think they cute)
3)they are irc ops(yeah dont ask me which channel,go look for one that has alot of social-conscious ppl banned)
4)they skip PE(yes,they can't take it so they skip it and worse still, their classmates have to do make-up PE. i heard of one LEGENDARY fat ah lian that owes the PE dept 300 rounds about the track!)
5)damn sian, they are always near chio ah lians( wats this!? le chatelier's principle/lenz law/electron-positron binary pair? do they have to 'balance' the turn-on we get from chio ah lians and turn us off just as quickly?)
6)even more sian, they block away chio ah lians(their sheer size usually can block up to 3-4 chio ah lians arnd them.worse still,we men do not have peripheral vision,how to spot!?its not that singapore have no chio-bus,just that they are hiding behind some fat ah lians somewhere...)
7)they scare off potential foreign investments(investors just got turned off by the prospect to invest in a fat ah lian infested nation)

they make singapore appear even smaller(theory of relativity)
9)by COF(conservation of food),while fat ah lians gets more food and gets fatter, the malnourished children in africa gets less food to eat.this can be a case for UNICEF
10)waste of government resources (notice that mrt seats get wider? more public transport breakdowns, the FAL relief package, more fast food wrappers as litters, wider entrances to malls,wider toilet seats,more medical subsidies for ppl suffering from eye-sores,more males suffering from erectile dysfunction-->lower birth rate.more water wasted->ALOT of water get displaced when FALs go swimming ya know.environmental disasters-money to clear oil spills,if you think exxon-mobile was purely an accident,think again.It was merely a conspiracy to cover up the fact that 2 FALs went swimming in the sea.
yes.do NOT sympathise with FALs...these social excess are a problem to our society.
remember-for our already blight future,do your part to not make it worse.
this message is brought to you by BACHCLUB, a non-profit anti-fat ah lians(AFALs) organisation that calls for a more peaceful future for all humanity.
our motto-'FAL-KNNBCCBLPPLPLP'
for those non-proficient in this special language it means
-'Fat ah lians are fiends,not friends.'
pls help to propagate this msg, for the awareness of our society.to a flawless future!