Wait a minute here.... When did I say that I have an 8inch Dick....Originally posted by MalayDude:hahaha y not? at least im not like u who goes around and tell gals u have an 8 inch dick...now whos lamer?
my dear..... wats wrong with it??Originally posted by FireIce:hey hey hey~
watch your language
first warning.
wow, is she a malay, chinese or indian?Originally posted by MalayDude:Yeahh met this irc gal and she gave me a bj at a carpark...it was great...but she said i had the smallest dick so far
i only do with malay lah...Originally posted by UandMe:wow, is she a malay, chinese or indian?
lol watever dude!! at least i got the pleasureOriginally posted by boy in blues:you are a full-grown Malay guy and she still said you have the smallest dick so far? well ............ there's a chance, though remote that she has given BJs to gorillas before. hope you don't get some disease.
Originally posted by tankee1981:Stastically, the average gorrilla dick is smaller than that of us humans' in terms of length to volume ratio.![]()
well, no girl is looking to fuck a gorilla, is thereOriginally posted by tankee1981:Stastically, the average gorrilla dick is smaller than that of us humans' in terms of length to volume ratio.![]()
because she didn't how how small his dick was at the timeOriginally posted by sgboy2004:Hey Mr MalayDude, how did u manage to date her out?
she knew bout my dick size b4 we meet...dont u no...size is not everything...btw i met another one a few days back...i should juz stop here. And no... i dont condiser them cheap anyway...b4 u want to diss people...look at the mirrorOriginally posted by AzRaeL:because she didn't how how small his dick was at the time
i just find your need to overcompensate for your lack of penile material terribly pathetic.Originally posted by MalayDude:she knew bout my dick size b4 we meet...dont u no...size is not everything...btw i met another one a few days back...i should juz stop here. And no... i dont condiser them cheap anyway...b4 u want to diss people...look at the mirror
So in IRC chat, u will tell about your size ??Originally posted by MalayDude:she knew bout my dick size b4 we meet...dont u no...size is not everything...btw i met another one a few days back...i should juz stop here. And no... i dont condiser them cheap anyway...b4 u want to diss people...look at the mirror
Or maybe here, sometimes got this impression that malay gers got very deep throat / big mouth capacity ...Originally posted by MalayDude:Yeahh met this irc gal and she gave me a bj at a carpark...it was great...but she said i had the smallest dick so far
Lol did i ever mentioned that we met in the morning? now who needs to wake up?Originally posted by winnerss:So in IRC chat, u will tell about your size ??
How about did the ger tell u about her depth of her throat ??
or her preference to meet u at wee morning hours ...
Wake up, bro![]()
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Originally posted by MalayDude:10-12 cm
Lol...amazingOriginally posted by sugardaddy:my 3yo son dick is bigger then yours