Originally posted by Future4ossiL:
Honestly, based on wat u have posted, there r 3 foolproof ways to make sure that u will hook up wif almost ANY gal u fancy...
1) Buy an insurance policy for yr mother & murder her for an instant payout. (Though if u get caught, it could be a bummer. Give ur dad a % to keep him quiet.)
2) Use part of the money for comestic sugery for ur face, body & penis. (Major operations I'm talking here, but no pain no gain! Remained focused on ur long term objectives.)
3) *******************************************************************************
(PM me for the last but most essential tip)
Use the remainder of the money for a new car, bachelor's pad etc...

tsk tsk. not very wholesome ideas you are giving the young ones here. but honestly, based on what you have posted and what others have posted about you, there may be some minor problems with your foolproof ways.
1) didn't your mother teach you it is wrong to murder? or have you already murdered her before she had a chance to? anyway, the biggest instant payout can be earned by exterminating you for the public reward. and since it's a public service, there's no need to worry about getting caught or having to pay people to keep them quiet.
2) every cosmetic surgeon is using my ideal features for customers to be modeled after. there is no room for improvement.
3) you've not managed to interest me enough to PM you, not even with your promise of that essential tip.
especially since your first two have failed so miserably thus far.
