LOTR : The Gay movie
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well, all these are imaginary figures... definitely have to fixed their general characteristics... if not how?Originally posted by HENG@:well all dwarves are like so and so, all elfs are tall n handsome, all humans are a certain way, all hobbits r gay n such... its very sterotypical. -
elves are not born archers.. just that they have good eyesight. and legolas and the elves that came to help at helm's deep were wood elves.. it's just a coincidence that they were well-versed in archery.
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sorry but just wan to add somthin.Originally posted by sillyme:elves are not born archers.. just that they have good eyesight. and legolas and the elves that came to help at helm's deep were wood elves.. it's just a coincidence that they were well-versed in archery.
if u hav good eyesight, there may be a slight possibility that you can never shoot as well. If Legolas were to be firing from a modern weapon (say a sniper rifle), i can assure u that he will be even better!
To be an archer, you need to know (throught gifted or experience) how to judge the distance between yourself and your target, resistance against the arrows from any possible strong winds. Just like artillery, arrows travels not in a straight line but in an arch like a projectile. Raise your aim higher above the target and it will shoot further. Raise it too high or too low and it may land nearer than you think it will go. That is the reason why it is easier to train up a battalion of crossbowmen than archers.
just wan to share some of my knowledge here.
anyway, i like Legolas - he's cool, very cool.
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Originally posted by KyoAD:haha....well..the 4 hobbits just nice maa....form 2 couples...frodo and sam plus mary and pippin...
they behaviour like very soft and gay...yucks..
its MERRY and pippin.
and they were the gayest when i think merry found pippin wounded after the great battle outside gordon, and how he said he will take care of pippin and never leave him. -
Interesting Thread.
I always find Legolas more gay than anyone else in the film tho. While everyone else in the team looked battled-weary and caked with dust, he always maintained that procelain look. Hardly seen him sweat as much as Aragon. -
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lol he dun hv to get his hands dirty? just shoot arrows?
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I was wondering how Gandalf keeps his white robes so clean too. I didn't notice his robes getting dirty even in the midst of battle. LOL!Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:Interesting Thread.
I always find Legolas more gay than anyone else in the film tho. While everyone else in the team looked battled-weary and caked with dust, he always maintained that procelain look. Hardly seen him sweat as much as Aragon. -
he is wizard mah. (but seriously he seemed jus like all the other human beings. wheres his powers??)Originally posted by shandower:I was wondering how Gandalf keeps his white robes so clean too. I didn't notice his robes getting dirty even in the midst of battle. LOL! -
gandalf's power come from his word. notice the battle between himself and saruman was always of spoken word, not of spells..Originally posted by wuming78:he is wizard mah. (but seriously he seemed jus like all the other human beings. wheres his powers??)
even when he faced the balrog, he claimed his position as a keeper of the fire and shouted "you shall not pass!".. in LOTR, it's all about claiming one's authority over another and using the power of the spoken word. -
gay?? nah... dun think they are.... they are more like children....
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peeps, if u guys were wondering.. ian mc kellen (gandalf).. is a gay in real life....knowing that kinda spoilt the experience...
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really?? wat a shame, not that I have anything against gays...Originally posted by MyAhGongLove2SeeBird:peeps, if u guys were wondering.. ian mc kellen (gandalf).. is a gay in real life....knowing that kinda spoilt the experience...
why issit being clean and pristine means being gay??
you mean "real" guys must go around with dishevelled looks, black fingernails, and all? I hope you guys dun think Elrond (ahem) is gay too?!
personally, I like Faramir too. Have not watched ROTK yet, only read the book, but I thot he looked cool in Two Towers. -
Legolas at his messiest? after the mines of moria..Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:Interesting Thread.
I always find Legolas more gay than anyone else in the film tho. While everyone else in the team looked battled-weary and caked with dust, he always maintained that procelain look. Hardly seen him sweat as much as Aragon.
Elves are beings with magic, perhaps his is cosmetic rejuvenation -
Eomer and Haldir looked good too, fine casting job.Originally posted by Elrond:really?? wat a shame, not that I have anything against gays...
why issit being clean and pristine means being gay?? you mean "real" guys must go around with dishevelled looks, black fingernails, and all? I hope you guys dun think Elrond (ahem) is gay too?!
personally, I like Faramir too. Have not watched ROTK yet, only read the book, but I thot he looked cool in Two Towers.
Nope, i don' think LOTR is a ghey movie. This buncha simple, peacelovin' hobbits embarking on a doomed quest as such, had their ignorance sharply polished, thus their heightened expressions conceivable. Just cause they hug or are overly glad their close friend is alive doesn't warrant them to be labelled ghey, much more the fantasy epic itself. -
The show isn't gay... but the hobbits are... especially Sam... he keeps going Mr. Frodo.... literally freaks me out...
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Don't know if they r gays or not but I can say Gandalf to me seems to be the worst wizard ever... he never use magic like fireball or acid cloud one... the biggest magic he use is just rays of lights... He does peforms doublel welding a stick and sword though... -
Yall find it gay cos your too conservative. I wonder why your censors did not censor the scenes with Frodo and Sam on account them looking Gay.
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but how come his magic canot be used against the orcs?Originally posted by sillyme:gandalf's power come from his word. notice the battle between himself and saruman was always of spoken word, not of spells..
even when he faced the balrog, he claimed his position as a keeper of the fire and shouted "you shall not pass!".. in LOTR, it's all about claiming one's authority over another and using the power of the spoken word. -
Come to think of it, even Saruman does not have much "magic". Whatever little we saw was at Orthanc, when he and Gandalf fought each other, and Aragorn said they only needed to be wary of his words. Gandalf - the little fireworks at the Shire for the kids, defending himself before Aragorn's sword, Gimli's axe and Legolas' arrow when he first appeared as White Wizard at Fangorn forest, transforming himself then Theoden King at Rohan - hardly the stuffs used to fight Orcs. Guess there's a more realistic limit to what powers a wizard possess, instead of flying around on broomsticks, et al. Wisdom is probably the greatest prowess they have.Originally posted by wuming78:but how come his magic canot be used against the orcs?
I think we should not mistake a servant's affection for his master as being gay. Remember, they come from the Shire, hitherto untouched by evil and cynicism of the world we live in today, so they obviously speak differently.