funniest ting on mrt..
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realli a bit kao zhang but it realli happens.. haha so funny when i think abt it...
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speeding liao the police also never catch...Originally posted by wuming78:dun u noe the human sneeze gets ejected at close to i think 80 kph?
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ya, that happened to me before when i was in upper-secondary.Originally posted by torx:wads the funniest ting u saw on mrt??
for me, i saw a acjc girl on mrt todae.. thn gt a lao ah peh try to dick her.. thn she whn she notice it.. she take her file n whack his toot.. thn the lao ah peh 
and walk away...
i guess every1 know wad the lao ah peh is trying to do..
*thumbs up to the girl*
the whole cabin packed like sardines so i kena pushed against one working lady which she noticed too, obviously. it wasnt intentional on my part la... i was so embarrassed i tried to block with file... -
Originally posted by torx:wads the funniest ting u saw on mrt??
for me, i saw a acjc girl on mrt todae.. thn gt a lao ah peh try to dick her.. thn she whn she notice it.. she take her file n whack his toot.. thn the lao ah peh and walk away...
i guess every1 know wad the lao ah peh is trying to do..
*thumbs up to the girl* too bad she didn't stab his dick with a pen. yes. the pen is indeed mightier than the sword. -
i think girls should bring billard cue out in future....if this really happens again can play billard liaoz...hit the balls wit follow side and tarik....is a powerful move...
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wha liao ah pek haiz.... go to red light zone pay money and poke as many back sde as he want lah sianz...
last time also saw a ah pek keep staring at girls boobs till her bf spot him and he stop -
bullet time?Originally posted by charmmm:i think abt 2 yrs back.. i was on the train with my friend, K. we were sitting dwn that time, when opposite us was an ah pek. HE sneeze n did not cover his nose. then his "pe Sai" flew n landed on K lap! He didnt realise it but my friend sure does!!! then she was damn disgusted. n we both alight the next stop n went to the nearest toliet to wash off!! hahaa.. 
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sigh.. we shud do something for these ah peks. for their good and for the betterment of the society at large.Originally posted by JAZZYFLAMES{}>>>>>>>>>:wha liao ah pek haiz.... go to red light zone pay money and poke as many back sde as he want lah sianz...
last time also saw a ah pek keep staring at girls boobs till her bf spot him and he stop
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Gals need to carry either the compass or dividers from they geometery set in a cloth/canvas bag. when ah pek 'attacks' them wif his prick, they just give a sharp cought and in one swift movement stab his prick with the pointed end.Originally posted by Danisdead101times:i think girls should bring billard cue out in future....if this really happens again can play billard liaoz...hit the balls wit follow side and tarik....is a powerful move... -
btw, i have 2 questions up my mind.Originally posted by torx:wads the funniest ting u saw on mrt??
for me, i saw a acjc girl on mrt todae.. thn gt a lao ah peh try to dick her.. thn she whn she notice it.. she take her file n whack his toot.. thn the lao ah peh and walk away...
i guess every1 know wad the lao ah peh is trying to do..
*thumbs up to the girl*
is the ger attractive
and is the ah pek's one =======)
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er.. sad to say, i dick ppl most of the time.. now entirely my fault as its really sardine packed!!
however, if the person infront is a man or damn disgusting woman, i always manage to shift away.
but i noticed, most woman dont really seem to mind lei... like those in their 30s just pretend nothing happened and they seem to push back on their part.
yesterday for example, i was pushed against this lady, not pretty but have quite a full figure. and she dont seem to mind and kept pushing back with a slight rubbing. so for 15 mins it happened. btw, i was wearing a soft boxer and pants, and my didi is position in between her butt cheeks. -
haha... the girl is really cool sia!