Now who's clone are you?
Don't you have anything better to do than come up with new nicks and new fetishes?
I seriously believe you are one mighty deprived male. I bet you look normal superficially, but only when you log on to the net that you unleash this deprived beast in you.
Since you are so sex-deprived, why don't you just find something else better to do? Like take up some hobbies, and not this current hobby of yours which comes up with new nicks and fetishes every few days...

Your threads have really shamed the entire male population.
For the sake of your family and yourself, I suggest you look for professional counselling before you are unable to contain that beast in you.