Alright to masturbate???
-
issit alright to masturbate at the age of around 15-16?
-
Of course its alright. Dun believe go Teens Planet, look what Hornieahlian posted.
-
best time to be doing it i think.Originally posted by matrixo:issit alright to masturbate at the age of around 15-16?
Much better then asking if its alright at the age of 40-50.
Just dont get caught is my only advise.
Dont think its as healthy as the real thing though. -
wat u mean dun get caught? issit illegal to do it at this age?
erm..wat u mean by not healthy?? -
Don't get caught otherwise its 'the Kent Ridge incident'.Originally posted by matrixo:wat u mean dun get caught? issit illegal to do it at this age?
erm..wat u mean by not healthy??
You MIGHT go blind from doing too much. -
wat kent ridge incident?
-
The one where the police got called in. It was in the papers some weeks back.Originally posted by matrixo:wat kent ridge incident? -
Hey man, its totally healthy if you know the dosage.Imagine all that raging hormones will affect your studies and stuff. Releasing once a while is actually good for your day to day responsibilities.Originally posted by matrixo:wat u mean dun get caught? issit illegal to do it at this age?
erm..wat u mean by not healthy??
But don't get obsessed though! Share with you a true account:
This really quiet guy(lets call him xiao,hokkien for....) during my sec. school days had this huge collection of porn mags n tapes(tat time no vcd yet). We as the classmates benefited to, as we could borrow from him once in while.
Once we actually saw xiao stick his hand in his pants and stroking his trouser snake while our sexy sub teacher was teachin....luckily we were in a boys school.... Man...that guy really obsessed with masterbating.
Anyway, one day he didn't appear in school and for a few days in fact he was in MC. Didn't tell us but we bumped into his older brother n he told us. He was found in his room by his mom, with porn mag on the floor, shorts halfway down n the love juice on his hand UNCONSCIOUS! Apparently he been doin it so often that not enuf blood go to his big head.
Hey, its scary but like Kurt Angle says,"Its true.Its true."
Doctors advice: stroke your small head in moderation. -
u mean to say its illegal??
oh shit..i haf a body checkup in my school very soon, and they are going to check our ...
wat now?? -
Please lah, missie how to know u did it b4 or not?plus who say illegal?Originally posted by matrixo:u mean to say its illegal??
oh shit..i haf a body checkup in my school very soon, and they are going to check our ...
wat now??
the most is u get erected n missie will slap it with a ruler(happened b4) -
i oso hving medical 2molo haha. relac la.. they so old, unless u are turned on by old aunties, nothing to say.Originally posted by matrixo:u mean to say its illegal??
oh shit..i haf a body checkup in my school very soon, and they are going to check our ...
wat now??
or u masturbate until ur cork blue black, i nothing to say oso. -
jus as long as u dun over-do, u do it in ur own privacy, and u dun become obsessed with it.
-
its ok as long as u dun let it affect ur daily life...
-
happened on you?Originally posted by free_eagle:Please lah, missie how to know u did it b4 or not?plus who say illegal?
the most is u get erected n missie will slap it with a ruler(happened b4)
-
Aiyah, don't bluff bluff leh. Where got people injured from masturbation one?
Got research hor, prove that it is perfectly safe to do it. And some people even recommend it to release stress/know your body!
Just remember to do it discreetly. If you want to know how hor, can ask any 'kor kor' to teach you or just search on the net also can.
Oh yah, if your religion doesn't accept this kind of behaviour hor, then you better not do it loh. -
Nothing wrong with masturbation in moderation.
-
you can only start masterbating from the age of 35 onwards. if not it is an offence punishable by jail up to 3 years and three stokes of the cane.Originally posted by matrixo:issit alright to masturbate at the age of around 15-16? -
i stroked my cane since i was 12Originally posted by Countryboy:you can only start masterbating from the age of 35 onwards. if not it is an offence punishable by jail up to 3 years and three stokes of the cane. -
you die ah, the police will come by any moment to take you away to the sheep farm in lim chu kang and plug the milking machine on you.Originally posted by AzRaeL:i stroked my cane since i was 12 -
hahaha omg this is hilarious...
yes erm... matrixo ah... i think you should stop masturbating entirely from now on... for the better of humanity... it is a sick, grotesque and immoral thing to begin masturbating at the young age of 16! what were you thinking?!
i hope they catch you...
-
which country u from?? why i never heard of that law b4??Originally posted by Countryboy:you can only start masterbating from the age of 35 onwards. if not it is an offence punishable by jail up to 3 years and three stokes of the cane. dun scare little boy lah. -
so many different answers..which should i believe?
-
Reminds me of American Pie....Originally posted by free_eagle:Hey man, its totally healthy if you know the dosage.Imagine all that raging hormones will affect your studies and stuff. Releasing once a while is actually good for your day to day responsibilities.
But don't get obsessed though! Share with you a true account:
This really quiet guy(lets call him xiao,hokkien for....) during my sec. school days had this huge collection of porn mags n tapes(tat time no vcd yet). We as the classmates benefited to, as we could borrow from him once in while.
Once we actually saw xiao stick his hand in his pants and stroking his trouser snake while our sexy sub teacher was teachin....luckily we were in a boys school.... Man...that guy really obsessed with masterbating.
Anyway, one day he didn't appear in school and for a few days in fact he was in MC. Didn't tell us but we bumped into his older brother n he told us. He was found in his room by his mom, with porn mag on the floor, shorts halfway down n the love juice on his hand UNCONSCIOUS! Apparently he been doin it so often that not enuf blood go to his big head.
Hey, its scary but like Kurt Angle says,"Its true.Its true."
Doctors advice: stroke your small head in moderation. -
Yes. Don't believe go try a few more times?Originally posted by matrixo:issit alright to masturbate at the age of around 15-16? -
Go consult your MP? He / she'll probably give you FREE legal advice too? ~WAHAHAahahahaha... <Originally posted by matrixo:so many different answers..which should i believe?> "