Signs of masturbation
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will there be any signs on your **** if u masturbate??? in which a person who examine it can tell that u do it??
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for guys... Semen becomes clearer and more watery if he ejeculated too much or just recently...Originally posted by matrixo:will there be any signs on your **** if u masturbate??? in which a person who examine it can tell that u do it?? -
if that's the case, it doesn't mean he has juz masturbated. it could be he juz had sex, isn't it?Originally posted by n305er:for guys... Semen becomes clearer and more watery if he ejeculated too much or just recently... -
there's usually a slight smell too isnt there? like some chlorine based smell... lol
spray perfume la friend... douse out the signs! just dont get a rash thats all... -
Yes very clear signs... white markings around it, under UV light will show the traces... high in DNA content, easily identifiable, usually gets stuck in the pubic hair region!Originally posted by matrixo:will there be any signs on your **** if u masturbate??? in which a person who examine it can tell that u do it??
Pt noted: you have masturbated! Hooorrrr!
its not a crime... unless you do it in front of your neighbour's door! -
you might want to check your hands too... masturbation causes hairy knuckles... so the nurses might know if they see u having hairy hands and stuff..
best policy is honesty... come clean with them and tell them, even before u show your stuff, that you masturbated the day before and you are terribly sorry... i'm sure they'll forgive you and not tell your teachers or parents... (if they still threaten you, maybe u can win them over by offering cash incentives) ^_^ -
Lethargy.
Lack of interest.
Possibly nausea.
Might cause blindness in the long run.
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Ditzy knows this as he is slightly blind and feeling nausea now and then...Originally posted by ditzy:Lethargy.
Lack of interest.
Possibly nausea.
Might cause blindness in the long run. -
Yeah, I'm getting blinder and all i feel like doing is barfing.Originally posted by :Ditzy knows this as he is slightly blind and feeling nausea now and then...
So my advice to you is dun do too much good things, otherwise it becomes a bad thing. -
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Yes learn from our dear friend Ditzy who has made such a great sacrifices for us, men! He has showed us that masturbation can lead to blindness...Originally posted by ditzy:Yeah, I'm getting blinder and all i feel like doing is barfing.
So my advice to you is dun do too much good things, otherwise it becomes a bad thing.
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ROFL . where did u get that? its not true man..Originally posted by screw:you might want to check your hands too... masturbation causes hairy knuckles... so the nurses might know if they see u having hairy hands and stuff..
best policy is honesty... come clean with them and tell them, even before u show your stuff, that you masturbated the day before and you are terribly sorry... i'm sure they'll forgive you and not tell your teachers or parents... (if they still threaten you, maybe u can win them over by offering cash incentives) ^_^ -
Its true, screw can attest for that! He has really hair knuckles!Originally posted by revvieeee:ROFL . where did u get that? its not true man.. -
To all those that replied,
Thanks for replying..although im not sure if some of u are lying, trying to scare me?
To those that replied thruthfully:
I really want to thank you for trying to help me. I appreciate that alot.
To those who were lying/trying to scare me:
Yes.. I masturbated..u all might think lowly of me or whatsoever because I did it. But I know that what I did was very wrong and I want to totally forget about it and not to worry about it, thats y i am seeking the help of u all..i felt terribly sorry to every1 esp my love ones when i did it..but it is already done and cannot be undone..I have already made the mistake...and I am really disappointed that I am not given a second chance.. -
wah laoz.......it's normal lah........ur classmate, neighbour, the kopi-kia at the kopitiam, forum ppl (not all lah, some).....all oso DIY mah.....
there is nothing to be ashamed.........
it's better to DIY than to be unable to control and go out and rape some ger or go geylang or do something illegal rite? -
Originally posted by matrixo:
Dun worry, you never did anything wrong. You don't have to be sorry about it. You're still young, plenty of time in your hands. Its been nice knowing you although its less than 24hrs. Dedicating your 1st post here. I wish you the best of luck. Study hard.
To all those that replied,
Thanks for replying..although im not sure if some of u are lying, trying to scare me?
[b]To those that replied thruthfully:
I really want to thank you for trying to help me. I appreciate that alot.
To those who were lying/trying to scare me:
Yes.. I masturbated..u all might think lowly of me or whatsoever because I did it. But I know that what I did was very wrong and I want to totally forget about it and not to worry about it, thats y i am seeking the help of u all..i felt terribly sorry to every1 esp my love ones when i did it..but it is already done and cannot be undone..I have already made the mistake...and I am really disappointed that I am not given a second chance..[/b]
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and by the way, who would be so boliao to go around looking at other ppl's dicks to see if they got masturbate onot?
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Let me see what illegal... highlighted in red is illegal, other than the word illegal!. The rest by common law in Singapore is considered legal FI!Originally posted by FireIce:wah laoz.......it's normal lah........ur classmate, neighbour, the kopi-kia at the kopitiam, forum ppl (not all lah, some).....all oso DIY mah.....
there is nothing to be ashamed.........
it's better to DIY than to be unable to control and go out and rape some ger or go geylang or do something illegal rite? -
alright thanks alot people...
its like this: i am going to haf a body checkup in my sch soon, and i heard that they are going to check *it*. So i am really worried that they might find out... -
I dun remember having a checkup in secondary school on *it*...
I remember I was proud to show my weiner to the female doctor in primary school, she looked at it, touched it for a moment and said okay, good to go!
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They won't ask you questions one lah dun worry. Its just a normal routine check to see if ur healthy. Talking about this one, the doctor gonna see it again when u go enlist and get the 1st medical check up.Originally posted by matrixo:alright thanks alot people...
its like this: i am going to haf a body checkup in my sch soon, and i heard that they are going to check *it*. So i am really worried that they might find out... -
got do the cough cough?Originally posted by :I dun remember having a checkup in secondary school on *it*...
I remember I was proud to show my weiner to the female doctor in primary school, she looked at it, touched it for a moment and said okay, good to go! -
The MO did not check my lil'bro when I went for the medic check-up last year at CMPB. Heng arrrrrOriginally posted by ditzy:They won't ask you questions one lah dun worry. Its just a normal routine check to see if ur healthy. Talking about this one, the doctor gonna see it again when u go enlist and get the 1st medical check up. -
DNA fingerprinting technique will reveal the truth!!!
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i dun think the school checkups will go to that extent..
