Difficulties in penetrating my virgin gf!

• ^sylvia^

  28 Apr 04, 22:41

  wei.. chatting here requires GOOD ENGLISH ah??
  very funny ho~
• Bikerboi

  28 Apr 04, 22:44

  sorry lah, cos i was a bit pissed at ppl calling me blur~ dick blur, brain cannot blur~
  
  sorry sorry
• my_name_is_Natasha

  28 Apr 04, 22:46

  tian yi ah.... got to wait until after kahwing lor....
  if you really love her, dun need to rush la.... you got the whole of your life to make love to her....
• ^sylvia^

  28 Apr 04, 22:46

  Originally posted by Bikerboi:

  sorry lah, cos i was a bit pissed at ppl calling me blur~ dick blur, brain cannot blur~
  
  sorry sorry

  just trying to help out lor. ppl calling names here.
  and i don't think theres many faulty english i'm carrying~
  if you couldn't take what i'm saying
  sorry
  
• thhong22

  28 Apr 04, 22:48

  y discuss until english standard liao???
  sylvia english can understand wat.....
  
  btw i don understand how u get the angle wrong.....
  u say ur gal is a virgin? r u oso a virgin?
  if not u shld noe how to penetrate at wat angle rite???
• ^sylvia^

  28 Apr 04, 22:50

  Originally posted by my_name_is_Natasha:

  tian yi ah.... got to wait until after kahwing lor....
  if you really love her, dun need to rush la.... you got the whole of your life to make love to her....

  oh hanor hanor.. since you will spend the rest of your life with her..
  don't rush, one day! just one day!!
• ^sylvia^

  28 Apr 04, 22:56

  Originally posted by thhong22:

  y discuss until english standard liao???
  sylvia english can understand wat.....
  
  btw i don understand how u get the angle wrong.....
  u say ur gal is a virgin? r u oso a virgin?
  if not u shld noe how to penetrate at wat angle rite???

  hanor.. btw it's not about my English standards, its because he's kind of pissed by what i've said~
  wah lao.. if my english nobody understand, might as well....
  
  been together for 2 years without having sex.. means bikerboi, you didn't have sex for 2 years.. no wonder your confused ..
  confused not blur please~
  
  argh... very jia lat to use proper english~!
  
• my_name_is_Natasha

  28 Apr 04, 23:09

  ha ha ha ....aiyo, if must use proper english die la....
  
  ha ha ha will become laugh laugh laugh
  aiyo will become Oh my God
  die la will become I'm done this time.
  
  so the first sentence will become
  
  laugh laugh laugh.... oh my God, should I have to use proper English, I'm done for it....
• ^sylvia^

  28 Apr 04, 23:27

  Originally posted by my_name_is_Natasha:

  ha ha ha ....aiyo, if must use proper english die la....
  
  ha ha ha will become laugh laugh laugh
  aiyo will become Oh my God
  die la will become I'm done this time.
  
  so the first sentence will become
  
  laugh laugh laugh.... oh my God, should I have to use proper English, I'm done for it....

  laugh laugh laugh.. oh dear~ we are done for these~
• Bikerboi

  29 Apr 04, 19:28

  singlish or bad spelling is ok man.. but can anyone tell me what "doesn't mean that ur simply out the hole but your not acurate enough to push inside~" means??
  from my point of view : " doesn't mean i'm simply out of the hole but im not accurate enough to push inside" ... i reall have no idea how they fit together in a sentence.
  my teachers from kindergarden to professors from uni didn't teach me how to use sentences like this. nor did jack neo's ah bengs on tv talk this way too~
  
  

  Originally posted by ^sylvia^:

  okay listen man~
  if ur abit 'y' rite, u find it quite hard to push in u understand? doesn't mean that ur simply out the hole but your not acurate enough to push inside~
  shes wet it should be easy to push in lor~ check your mistakes!

• oh_papillon

  29 Apr 04, 20:23

  Is she trying to say tat he missed the hole?
• DevilAngel77

  1 May 04, 19:26

  Originally posted by oh_papillon:

  Is she trying to say tat he missed the hole?

  x2
• Bikerboi

  1 May 04, 23:26

  god only knows what shes trying to say. but fingertip go in liao how to miss the hole? hehee
• luke5v8

  2 May 04, 07:48

  Originally posted by Bikerboi:

  god only knows what shes trying to say. but fingertip go in liao how to miss the hole? hehee

  Ayooo.... I read all the reply, so kan-chiong already, no one got tell boi boi the very important solution and secret that char-bo has and can use.
  
  If front door cannot go in, use the back door lah. That is the reason why nature give char-bo 2 doors. Use the emergency door to go in first and when the cha-bo siok leow, she will unlock the front door the next time you visit...
• seowqj

  2 May 04, 08:08

  Ya but then if both also cannot which hole are you going to use??
  
• DevilAngel77

  2 May 04, 11:15

  Originally posted by seowqj:

  Ya but then if both also cannot which hole are you going to use??
  

  backup front door?
• slikpizz

  3 May 04, 20:19

  Originally posted by thhong22:

  btw i don understand how u get the angle wrong.....
  u say ur gal is a virgin? r u oso a virgin?
  if not u shld noe how to penetrate at wat angle rite???

  huh? wat angle? got angle one meh???
• zichuan

  4 May 04, 00:02

  load the pussy up with KY.. talk dirty to her..
• Ogbunwezeh

  6 May 04, 22:16

  Play with her body by not penetrating first.. Put her into the mood where she relax n start to lubricate, make her pussy juicy...
• foga

  6 May 04, 23:22

  dun rush bah.
  perhaps she's a bit tense. since both of u are 22 alreadi, maybe u 2 could try havin a little drink before gettin on bed. not until drunk and provided she's willin to do so.
  
  talkin dirty seems to work. perhaps u need to work on the foreplay.
  good luck and keepin trying. dun forget the condoms yeah.
• jedi

  7 May 04, 10:57

  what about she on top and guy lay down?
  so she like sitting on the guy, maybe this will make it easier?