Van ahseng: the moobee poh-rog
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"Ah Vic, I'm so ploud of you."
Heneedsabird leaned fourwerd and Ah Vic Wankenstein felt her warm leeps on his dick. He had to leen down slightly so that she can reech him. Though not tall himself, Ah Vic stood many tao high than his feeainsay. Heneedsabird's blue eyes beemed at him (like the Saiklops in x-man). He saw in them her exsaiment, her admeelation, and four the taosendth time he hoped that sarmday he would be werthy of her deevoxion.
Ah Vic reeched up and felt Heneedsabird's showder-length brond kerls, taking her in. As usual she was neetly dressed, her kerls tamed and klose to her head. Heneedsabird was always meteekewlers in her erpierlance - even more so than Ah vic himself. She had chosen the chokolate color suit and tie he now wor, and as he looked at her she gentlee pushed back a stlay lork of his hare. -
Es she smowed at him, Ah Vic found that, once again, he was drawing stlength from her. It simmed imporsible and not verily saientifeek that her smor, sleem hole could transmeet stlength to him, but it deed. She had waited so rong for him. There were the years of mediker korliege, and then his deeseexion to change his forkus from sirjury to resirch, witch would plovide a march less sekeeor fewcher. As a resircher, his fourchoons would be largely be determeened by his abileetee to win glants and fallowsheeps. His sarsess would depend as much on his own telans as a presander and a salesmen as it would on his skeel as a feeseexion.
And march of that sarsess would depant on what happened in the next owl.
"Good Lark, lao lang," Hairly said, sheking his cock. Then his fwen prayfoolly betted him on the showder, and ah Vic felt himself reterning Hairly's goodwheel. It was, he reeliced, the first time he had smiled that day. -
Taller than Ah Vic, Hairly - with his good luks, dair hare, and theen, neetly treemed pubic hair - had enjoyed prenty of female atension when they had been in skool togeder. Hairly had been with him when Ah Vic had mat Heneedsabird, but to Ah Vic's asstorneeshments - and grate heppinez - Heneedsabird had been kompleetly emuned to Hairly's cham. She had only been inthelested in Ah Vic, and they had spant owls talking at the first nai.
Ah Vic was glad Heneedabird and Hairly had karm. His hart was steel hammaling in his chest, but he found himself drawing karlege from them, from their simple fayth in him.
Dispai the fect that he was taking a substensure reesk today, he felt a sirturnty dawning within his bleast (and neepur). He trooly was onto sarmthing. His theorees were levoroosionarly, but his resoweds were inkorntroverteeble. -
"It's time, Ah Vic. Go sheik them up a beet," Hairly said.
"Good lark, darleng," Heneedsabird said, and Ah Vic terned and headed into the orhdeetoleeum. As a stoodern, he had been in that loom a taosend times duling his first ears of madiker tlaining at Goldshaft. He had even assisted Plofesssir Watman in teeching furst and sekand ear korses.
Now Ah Vic felt swet on his brow. Today the orhdeetoleeum was fool not of eagle stooderns but of feeseesions and plofesssirs of madiker saience - kolligs luking down at the yarngers men ever to upply for Goldshaft Fallowsheep, the most pristeegeous fallowsheep in Lomarnia, and one of the most assteemed in all of U-lope. It oso carried a lather large glant and excess to the youneeverseety's kornseederable resawsers. -
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can someone powerful in english pls translate to proper eng?
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You know if an O level teacher was to grade this paper, she would faint after marking it....
1) There would be so much red ink on the paper, because of all the spelling and grammar correction needed.
2) The teacher would also go blind from reading it, as its prolly scribbled like chicken crawlings
3) There's so much profanity in the paper and obscenity in the paper, the teacher will get a heart attack as well! -
ya lor.. nowadays his posting mi more and more cannot understand already... his english is getting more and more powderful already..Originally posted by Ah Ma:can someone powerful in english pls translate to proper eng? 
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si be cheemz man.. dunno wat the hack he toking abt.....
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oh my gawd how the fuck did he write dat!?
do u have phd in singlish studies or sumthing? -
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I give up...
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phew.. he sibeh geng lehz..
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Ah Vic, I'm so proud of you.Originally posted by Van Ahseng:"Ah Vic, I'm so ploud of you."
Heneedsabird leaned fourwerd and Ah Vic Wankenstein felt her warm leeps on his dick. He had to leen down slightly so that she can reech him. Though not tall himself, Ah Vic stood many tao high than his feeainsay. Heneedsabird's blue eyes beemed at him (like the Saiklops in x-man). He saw in them her exsaiment, her admeelation, and four the taosendth time he hoped that sarmday he would be werthy of her deevoxion.
Heneedsabird leaned forward and Ah Vic Wankenstein felt her warm lips on his dick. He had to lean down slightly so that she can reach him.
*pants* @#%#$@^&@#%$&%$&
Someone, is this message coded or what? -
Gimme IAMTWAT'S post anytime... at least his is straight to the point and in english tt I understood.
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i kinda figure Ah Vic is Victor Frankenstein, the man who made the Frankenstein Monster....
Now.. what the hell is Van Ahseng is trying to tell? -
hahaha.. catch no ball leh...
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Izzit some kind of code?Originally posted by Nelstar:i kinda figure Ah Vic is Victor Frankenstein, the man who made the Frankenstein Monster....
Now.. what the hell is Van Ahseng is trying to tell?
the more i read, the more i dun understand especially the spelling... -
wah lao eh, me storey larmber one one ok. u all wait 4 me feeneesh can or not? me still trying to trenslade the nover. so noysee me wait no tell storey.
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Translation:Originally posted by Van Ahseng:"Ah Vic, I'm so ploud of you."
Heneedsabird leaned fourwerd and Ah Vic Wankenstein felt her warm leeps on his dick. He had to leen down slightly so that she can reech him. Though not tall himself, Ah Vic stood many tao high than his feeainsay. Heneedsabird's blue eyes beemed at him (like the Saiklops in x-man). He saw in them her exsaiment, her admeelation, and four the taosendth time he hoped that sarmday he would be werthy of her deevoxion.
Ah Vic reeched up and felt Heneedsabird's showder-length brond kerls, taking her in. As usual she was neetly dressed, her kerls tamed and klose to her head. Heneedsabird was always meteekewlers in her erpierlance - even more so than Ah vic himself. She had chosen the chokolate color suit and tie he now wor, and as he looked at her she gentlee pushed back a stlay lork of his hare.
Heneedsabird (He-needs-a-bird) leant forward and Ah Vic Wankenstein (Wank-enstein) felt her warm lips on his dick. He had to lean down slightly so that she can reach him. Though not tall himself, Ah Vic stood many tao (?) higher than his fiancée. Heneedsabird’s blue eyes beamed at him (like the Cyclops in X-Men) He saw in them her excitement, her admiration and for the thousandth time he hoped that someday he would be worthy of her devotion.
Ah Vic reached up and felt Heneedsabird’s shoulder-length blond curls, taking her in. As usual she was neatly dressed. Her curls tamed and close to her head. Heneedsabird was always meticulous in her appearance – even more so than Ah Vic himself. She had chosen the chocolate colour suit and tie he wore, and as he looked at her she gently pushed back a stray lock of his hair. -
Translation:Originally posted by Van Ahseng:Es she smowed at him, Ah Vic found that, once again, he was drawing stlength from her. It simmed imporsible and not verily saientifeek that her smor, sleem hole could transmeet stlength to him, but it deed. She had waited so rong for him. There were the years of mediker korliege, and then his deeseexion to change his forkus from sirjury to resirch, witch would plovide a march less sekeeor fewcher. As a resircher, his fourchoons would be largely be determeened by his abileetee to win glants and fallowsheeps. His sarsess would depend as much on his own telans as a presander and a salesmen as it would on his skeel as a feeseexion.
And march of that sarsess would depant on what happened in the next owl.
"Good Lark, lao lang," Hairly said, sheking his cock. Then his fwen prayfoolly betted him on the showder, and ah Vic felt himself reterning Hairly's goodwheel. It was, he reeliced, the first time he had smiled that day.
She smiled at him; Ah Vic found that, once again, he was drawing strength from her. It seemed impossible and not very scientific that her small slim hole could transmit strength to him, but it did. She had waited long for him, there were the years of medical college, and then his decision to change his focus from surgery to research, which would provide a much less secure future. As researcher, his fortunes would be largely determined by his ability to win clients and fellowships. His success would depend as much on his own talents as a presenter and a salesman as it would on his skill as a physician.
And much of that success would depend on what happened in the next hour.
“Good luck, lao lang (?),” Harry said, shirking his cock. Then his friend playfully patted him on the shoulder, and Ah Vic felt himself returning Harry’s goodwill. It was, he realised the first time he had smiled that day
Translator comments:
Although the storyline is confusing, the last part seems to hint a little of homosexual content. Children and bots under 18 are advised.
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Taller than Ah Vic, Harry – with his good looks, dyed hair, and thin, neatly trimmed pubic hair – had enjoyed plenty of female attention when they had been in school together. Harry had been with him when Ah Vic had met Heneedsabird, but to Ah Vic’s astonishments – and great happiness – Heneedsabird had been completely immune to Harry’s charm. She had only been interested in Ah vic, and they had spent hours talking at the first night.Originally posted by Van Ahseng:Taller than Ah Vic, Hairly - with his good luks, dair hare, and theen, neetly treemed pubic hair - had enjoyed prenty of female atension when they had been in skool togeder. Hairly had been with him when Ah Vic had mat Heneedsabird, but to Ah Vic's asstorneeshments - and grate heppinez - Heneedsabird had been kompleetly emuned to Hairly's cham. She had only been inthelested in Ah Vic, and they had spant owls talking at the first nai.
Ah Vic was glad Heneedabird and Hairly had karm. His hart was steel hammaling in his chest, but he found himself drawing karlege from them, from their simple fayth in him.
Dispai the fect that he was taking a substensure reesk today, he felt a sirturnty dawning within his bleast (and neepur). He trooly was onto sarmthing. His theorees were levoroosionarly, but his resoweds were inkorntroverteeble.
Ah Vic was glad Heneedsabird and Harry had come. His heart was still hammering in his chest, but he found himself drawing courage from them, from their simple faith in him.
Despite the fact that he was taking a substantial risk today, he felt a certainty dawning within his bre@st (and nipple). He truly was onto something. His theories were revolutionary, but his rewards were incontrovertible. -
wah ah seng n ah huay language i cannot understand leh
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laurence82 is van ah seng for sure.
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cos he understand all rite??? wahahhaOriginally posted by Nelstar:laurence82 is van ah seng for sure.