Lord of the CybeRing...nothing to do with LOTR
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Hi there ppl,
I have something to share with you. I also have a question to ask.
But most importantly I have a plea to make. Yes as always, being
the good net citizen I am, have read all the rules and had spent
the last couple of days going through some previous forums so as
not to start something that may have already been discussed before. It has, a matter of fact,being discussed before in sgforum but unfortunately I have not found what I am looking for. (The closest would be Chantel_99. But I doubt. Webcams were not used...LOL and it happened only recently.)
It concerns cybering (usually referred to as cybers*x). I do surf the net often but I seldom go to chat rooms. That was probably why it took me rather by surprise when it happened. It was work related
(honest). I was looking for some tips on VBA (no not "Very Big Asses" but "Visual Basic for Applications" ) in a specific user group chats room. I was mainly chatting with this one female user and there were not many other logon users (only the two of us most of the time).
Have to admit that I got rather flirtatious in those early hours of the morning. It became something like me asking this user about her
whereabouts (Would you believe it - she says she is local.
My main reason for this post.), about work, about the weather, about her vital statistics and about what she was wearing.
Mistake-mistake! never discuss about what the other party is wearing in a chat - it can be a massive turn-on - even though you know she not really "wearing a micro short nightdress that barely hides her panty and no bra" like she says. Well I told her I was only clad in a super macho black Calvin Klein microfibre seamless brief that could hardly hide my hard-on bulge. The hard-on bulge part was true though.) We eventually started a private chat and it really went ballastic!
It was astonishing to say the least. You simply cannot under-estimate the powers of written words and the wonders of the human imagination. There was this sense of "naughtyness" (forgive
me for the lack of words to use to describe it) about the whole thing that made it tantalizing. I do not know whether she eventually had an orgasm. I did not at that moment - but I did wank myself sore immediately after login off the PC.
And subsequently for the next few day I could not think of anything else but that experience (and yes I would mast*****e each time. The truth is I suspect I am now smitten to pieces by her). Come to think of it, if I weren't trembling so much that night I would have wank away during that chat. Nothing new really - do it all the time while surfing girlie sites (and no - I am not a sex maniac).
My question then: - From the things she said and her description of the local scene, I have absolutely no doubt that she is local
(local as in born and bred here). And I am positively sure she is straight. Do you ppl think she is QENUINE? Is she telling the truth about the fact that she is from around here?
The time has come. This post is becoming too long. The major reason for my post. I am now going to make an embarrassing
(but I am not ashamed) plea. People, this is a long shot,
desperate even, but here goes:-
"Whoever you are I am seeking you out like crazy. Please contact me!"
You people will probably suggest that I go back to that site.
Of course I did but unfortunately it was only after a while that I got
back and no luck subsequently. Yes I did use the same login handle.
I am a local chinese guy (with a "u" not an "a" ) and an IT professional. Most importantly I am "alien_from_Tantooine".
Thanks and cheers and let it flow forever (I mean the beer). -
hmmmz..
i've gotta say this is kinda comman..
so man u dont have to embaressed~
but look..u've gotta move on cuz i dont think u would be able to
find the same person..
cuz
1. you dont know over the other side was he/she actually a female or a gay chatter.
2. pple use different nicks to cover their own idendity so that they dont have to chat with the same person, as they might not wanna get involved with anything else...
so here's the advice move on~
Cheers
jC -
on the internet, u can be anyone, u can be anything....
she's probably a male (and gay)
she's probably wearing an ugly black tee with paint stains at tt time
she's probably as good looking as Xu Chun Mei
she's probably oni 12 yrs old and playing with her brother's comp -
exactly my point..Originally posted by FireIce:on the internet, u can be anyone, u can be anything....
she's probably a male (and gay)
she's probably wearing an ugly black tee with paint stains at tt time
she's probably as good looking as Xu Chun Mei
she's probably oni 12 yrs old and playing with her brother's comp
thats why dont get too bothered abt it...
u had your share of fun..
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Hi z3n,
You really think it is common "here".
In the ang moh countries, yes. In those places it is probably as common as buying 4D here. -
of course it is..Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:Hi z3n,
You really think it is common "here".
In the ang moh countries, yes. In those places it is probably as common as buying 4D here.
its juz that pple dun go ard tell others wad they do lah~
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yupz yupzOriginally posted by z3n:of course it is..
its juz that pple dun go ard tell others wad they do lah~
simple as that..
and this topic starter tot he kio tio........muehahahahah.... -
oh can i meet u? i've always wanted to meet aliens from the Luke's home planet. Let me apply for some ship leave 1st though, flying TIE Interceptors in the Imperial Navy can get boring at times... esp now that the Empire(or whats left of our once glorious Empire) and the New Republic are more or less at peace...
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haha Ice dun be so mean lah..Originally posted by FireIce:yupz yupz
and this topic starter tot he kio tio........muehahahahah....
pple registered juz to ask noe~
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FireIce,Originally posted by FireIce:on the internet, u can be anyone, u can be anything....
she's probably wearing an ugly black tee with paint stains at tt time
she's probably as good looking as Xu Chun Mei
I very aware that could be the case. It really doesn't matter. The pretty thing is you won't be meeting each other. I just fancy the way she writes. -
so if thats the case why dont u juz go look up for another person who can write as well..
i'm sure there must be other pple who can do that too yeah? -
i can write well too! fancy some entertainment?
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Heng,
I don't think you should apply for that leave. It has being a long time since. The Empire... is now over run by people with nothing better to do than logon on to chats room and urge each other on.
You don't want to meet Luke Skywanker do you? -
yeah i think so too. no i do not want to meet Luke Skywanker.Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:Heng,
I don't think you should apply for that leave. It has being a long time since. The Empire... is now over run by people with nothing better to do than logon on to chats room and urge each other on.
You don't want to meet Luke Skywanker do you?
on the other hand, I would really love to go fly against a couple of Y-Wings, and blow them out of the sky. -
Hi there,
I have just realised the e-mail provided has been revoke (maybe I got my password wrong). I suspect yahoo may actually know whether someone has multiple ids. So please do not e-mail me for now. Thanks. -
Sorry for ever doubting yahoo. No problem having two ids actually, just have to completely logout from the first.Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:Hi there,
I have just realised the e-mail provided has been revoke (maybe I got my password wrong). I suspect yahoo may actually know whether someone has multiple ids. So please do not e-mail me for now. Thanks. -
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why so serious de ah? i read and read and read.... den saw the last part... i burst out luffing so loudly mummy dashed into my room...
its only a cyber fren who gave you pleasure for that moment... get over and done wif lah.. more cyber fren to come for you -
Wendy oh wendy, why you find it so funny?
You never fall in luv one meh?Originally posted by wendy81:
... i burst out luffing so loudly mummy dashed into my room...
Ok maybe I am making a mountain out of a mole hill...
It is not love... let just say it is infatuation (puppy love/crush/etc whatever) but I tell you it is all the same. The felling all very INTENSE one.
You never watch TITANIC huh? Everyone has seen it. Now go ask all these people - did they laugh at Rose the heroine when she lost her Jack.
I tell you my predicament is even sadder. Atleast Rose, she
found her dream lover, had one hell of a fing and then know
what happen in the end to her man. She knows he is somewhere
there beneath the Atlantic ocean. She even got to see his face
one last time as he sank. Me... I found my dream girl, had one
hell of a cyber fling but now don't even know whether
my cybergirl exist or not. I ask you, sad or not.
She (Rose the heroine in TITANIC) was so contented she live to
a ripe old age of 80++. Me I don't know whether I can survive till
lunch time waiting for my cyber Mary-Jane Watson.
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Oh yeah...Fireice hits the nail right on the head!Originally posted by FireIce:on the internet, u can be anyone, u can be anything....
she's probably a male (and gay)
she's probably wearing an ugly black tee with paint stains at tt time
she's probably as good looking as Xu Chun Mei
she's probably oni 12 yrs old and playing with her brother's comp -
Think quite difficult to find her lah. Probably she is tired of it liao.Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:Wendy oh wendy, why you find it so funny?
Me I don't know whether I can survive till
lunch time waiting for my cyber Mary-Jane Watson. -
i listed 4 possiblities.....which one?Originally posted by shandower:Oh yeah...Fireice hits the nail right on the head! -
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Originally posted by shandower:
Oh yeah...Fireice hits the nail right on the head!
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Ouch!Originally posted by FireIce:i listed 4 possiblities.....which one?
Well point number 2 and 3 does not really bother me.
What do you think I was wearing that night - come on man, I was
wearing my 1997 TNP Big Walk T-shirt with so many holes you can
see my armpit hair from any angle you sit.
Does she know? No - I ofcourse don't tell her lor.
Point 3, Nah. I don't think our primary/secondary school curriculum
so f*cked up lah to produce these kind of students. JC, Poly and other
higher institutions - well a maybe. Anyway should I find out that
the other person is a minor - I will uphold what is morally correct
...and...and...pretend to be her father and banish her forever to her bedroom...
and...and...er...and ask her to call her mother in instead
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Now FireIce's point 1 - Ouch, Ouch and Ouch!
Wah piang very difficult to accept.
Fish! If that proves to be true, the pain will be more than
the nail right on the HEAD. It will be more like a screwdriver right
up the OTHER END .
Yeah Shandower, go ahead let me know Which is most likely the possibility? -
My guess is that it's a he. Maybe he's gay, maybe he's not. I know there are straight guys who impersonate gals in cybersex IRC channels.
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si liou!Originally posted by shandower:My guess is that it's a he. Maybe he's gay, maybe he's not. I know there are straight guys who impersonate gals in cybersex IRC channels.
How to hide my face now?
Not even a slightest possibility it is a real girl huh?