How the hell do you tell whether a girl sitting by the bar
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How the hell do you tell whether a girl sitting by the bar counter is already taken?
With all the talk in the forums about how easy ONS were – I went to this pub last Saturday and tried it myself. There was this lovely ‘chiobu’ sitting by the counter without a drink in her hand. There was this ugly guy beside her but it didn’t occur to me the beauty and the beast was actually together. I tried all the fancy opening lines I manage to memorize by hard but all the ‘chiobu’ did was smile at me. Boy, I thought I had finally found the lobang. By that time the beast was already standing so the bar stool next to the beauty was vacant. I looked at the beast and ask him politely whether he still wanted that sit. To my surprise the beast started smiling at me also. And when the beast started to laugh - the beauty also started to laugh and all of the sudden I realized they were there together and that they were both laughing at me.
F*ck, I had been observing that ‘chiobu’ for half and hour and she never once spoke a word to that ugly meat. How the f*ck do you tell whether a girl is on her own or not? Please help. -
frankly, u are really dumb.....since u have try all your opening lines...and all she smiles...u should have back off.....instead u still carrying on rattling like a machine gun...no wonder people laughs at u....u must be the joke of the night.
next time if ppl dun answer u, back off.....else u will be the butt of the joke again....if she interested will talk to u....wake up....
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It's ok...he can take it as practice sessionOriginally posted by maxsee:frankly, u are really dumb.....since u have try all your opening lines...and all she smiles...u should have back off.....instead u still carrying on rattling like a machine gun...no wonder people laughs at u....u must be the joke of the night.
next time if ppl dun answer u, back off.....else u will be the butt of the joke again....if she interested will talk to u....wake up.... 
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If the girl makes no effort to reply or ignores you, just back off. She might smile just to be polite
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Think the girl might be paid escort thats y dun need to talk much to the other man.
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the chio is actually a gay n the man knows n laughing at u kekeke
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rofl. whu r u to call him a beast.. retarded sia.. get a life.
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What if she is just playing hard to get. I donÂ’t want to be seen as lacking courage to this girl. I think girls like courageous guys not wimps who gives up easily.Originally posted by maxsee:frankly, u are really dumb.....since u have try all your opening lines...and all she smiles...u should have back off.....instead u still carrying on rattling like a machine gun...no wonder people laughs at u....u must be the joke of the night.
next time if ppl dun answer u, back off.....else u will be the butt of the joke again....if she interested will talk to u....wake up....
Lots and lots and lots of practice needed. People here make it seems so easy - like buying “fried kway teow”Originally posted by arse-fan:It's ok...he can take it as practice session -
But I really can't tell. Is there a difference between a "you better back off" smile or a "hey I think I like you" smile? Could she be trying not to be "too easy".Originally posted by elindra:If the girl makes no effort to reply or ignores you, just back off. She might smile just to be polite -
Look out for other signs:Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:But I really can't tell. Is there a difference between a "you better back off" smile or a "hey I think I like you" smile? Could she be trying not to be "too easy".
hey i think i like you signs:
1) licks her lips
2) winks at you
3) plays with her hair whilst looking at you
......u playboys out there feel free to add
you better back off signs:
1) licks her elbows
2) Digging her nose
3) Adjusts panties -
you better back off smile = short smile and look away
i am interested smile = smile, widen eyes and gazes at you until you walk over -
1. Stay at home and sleep.Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:How the hell do you tell whether a girl sitting by the bar counter is already taken?
With all the talk in the forums about how easy ONS were – I went to this pub last Saturday and tried it myself. There was this lovely ‘chiobu’ sitting by the counter without a drink in her hand. There was this ugly guy beside her but it didn’t occur to me the beauty and the beast was actually together. I tried all the fancy opening lines I manage to memorize by hard but all the ‘chiobu’ did was smile at me. Boy, I thought I had finally found the lobang. By that time the beast was already standing so the bar stool next to the beauty was vacant. I looked at the beast and ask him politely whether he still wanted that sit. To my surprise the beast started smiling at me also. And when the beast started to laugh - the beauty also started to laugh and all of the sudden I realized they were there together and that they were both laughing at me.
F*ck, I had been observing that ‘chiobu’ for half and hour and she never once spoke a word to that ugly meat. How the f*ck do you tell whether a girl is on her own or not? Please help.
2. Don't believe in everything you read in forums.
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She did not do these:-Originally posted by free_eagle:Look out for other signs:
hey i think i like you signs:
1) licks her lips
2) winks at you
3) plays with her hair whilst looking at you
......u playboys out there feel free to add
you better back off signs:
1) licks her elbows
2) Digging her nose
3) Adjusts panties
1) licks her elbows
2) Digging her nose
3) Adjusts panties
So I quess I have improved.
She did lick her lips but I had assume she wanted a drink. Did not have a chance to buy her one though. -
Gaze with widen eyes like this?Originally posted by strawberry lush:i am interested smile = smile, widen eyes and gazes at you until you walk over
Hey I think she did that!
Just joking. I though she actually did not mind me chatting her up. Just a plain smile on her face. -
I did not mean beast as in horrible looking. I meant compared to the 'chiobu', this guy was such a mis-matched just like the beauty and the beast.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:rofl. whu r u to call him a beast.. retarded sia.. get a life. -
Actually, when u chatted her up. Out of curiousity ...y didnt u ask her who she went to the bar wif?Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:I did not mean beast as in horrible looking. I meant compared to the 'chiobu', this guy was such a mis-matched just like the beauty and the beast. -
errr.... ask her?
foga: "hi" *take out cigerette*
"do u have a lighter?"
" thanks
ah i'm ****** u here alone? "Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:How the hell do you tell whether a girl sitting by the bar counter is already taken? -
I didn't think that was necessary. I though asking her that would be as needless as asking her "was she there for a drink".Originally posted by free_eagle:Actually, when u chatted her up. Out of curiousity ...y didnt u ask her who she went to the bar wif? -
come on pete parker.. why didn't you use your spidey sense??
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I don't smoke leh.Originally posted by foga:errr.... ask her?
foga: "hi" *take out cigerette*
"do u have a lighter?"
" thanks ah i'm ****** u here alone? " -
how can u call mi a beastOriginally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:I did not mean beast as in horrible looking. I meant compared to the 'chiobu', this guy was such a mis-matched just like the beauty and the beast.
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Alamak! Y u laugh at him?Originally posted by sgboy2004:how can u call mi a beast -
Originally posted by sillyme:come on pete parker.. why didn't you use your spidey sense?? Yeah Sillyyou... that one only happens in Spiderman movie lah!
In real life my spidey sense is worst than my common sense. -
Cannot be you lah? I always had the impression you are quite yandao. I thought all land crocodiles quite yandao? This guy at the bar really not so yandao.Originally posted by sgboy2004:how can u call mi a beast -
very good boi
errr....
ask her
foga: "hi. u here alone? "
errr.... ask her?Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:I don't smoke leh.
foga: "hi" *take out cigerette*
"do u have a lighter?"
" thanks ah i'm