My School Sex Survey =X
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1. Do you know the meaning of "69" and "orgasm"
2. Do you masturb@te?
3. Do you fantasize?
4. Do you watch any VCD/porn?
5. Have you had any sex before?
6. Do you read any magazine?
-Female
-Vogue
-FHM
-Playboy
-Others
7. Where do you think is the most ideal place to do it?
8. Are you aware that youngsters are aware of more sex?
9. If you do masturbate, how many times a week do you do it
10. Have you had sex before?
REAL STORY:
A chiobu gal ,quite sexy and hot, who look abit like jap , came up to me with this questionaire and passed it to me , i so happy sia, den turned itside and see,wah sex survey , am i going to bullshlt my way through and do stuffs..
meanwhile when im doing the sex survey , she giggled at me , and i smile back..den i passed back the survey , too bad bo ask her for her number
then u all know what happened, after i walked off about 10 steps , look back,
she was reading my survey , i almost blushed , den she gave 1 more really sweet smile at me...
For the above 10 questions , i put ALL "No" and "Nil" =X
Hope to meet her again =D
Hehe dunno if survey over liao anot, sometimes if u really heng ,
u might meet her, i still remember her long flowy hair.. -
I think she knows u too paiseh to write
Haha
some of the questions i think 3 yr old kid if understand the meaning also dun believe u -
Heng the survey no need put name..
re:elindra , lol ya lor my sexual knowledge is worser then 3 year old
need mentoring from i-like-flings (m) and 2004LANCER and iamtwat and
bangzi , haiz! -
she probably was laughing at your inexperience n thought u a nerd....Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:A chiobu gal ,quite sexy and hot, who look abit like jap , came up to me with this questionaire and passed it to me , i so happy sia, den turned itside and see,wah sex survey , am i going to bullshlt my way through and do stuffs..
meanwhile when im doing the sex survey , she giggled at me , and i smile back..den i passed back the survey , too bad bo ask her for her number
then u all know what happened, after i walked off about 10 steps , look back,
she was reading my survey , i almost blushed , den she gave 1 more really sweet smile at me...
For the above 10 questions , i put ALL "No" and "Nil" =X
Hope to meet her again =D
Hehe dunno if survey over liao anot, sometimes if u really heng ,
u might meet her, i still remember her long flowy hair..
if you anwered all yes.... she would have invited you to jump into bed w her for a good romp... -
Haiz dunno lar if i were 2004LANCER, maybe lar..thought gals like guys with no experience and like a newbie lor
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ur school survey??? -
i bet u watch windstruck n wished u wer the guy!Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:Haiz dunno lar if i were 2004LANCER, maybe lar..thought gals like guys with no experience and like a newbie lor
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Yes my school survey , poly 1..they needed it for lik to gather a general view of singaporean's perception towards sex..
If i had stated my true knowledge, i think she will be too afraid..
a real master won't reveal his skills =p -
3. Do you fantasize?
4. Do you read any magazine?
6. Do you read any magazine?
-Female
-Vogue
-FHM
-Playboy
-Others
Ok la even if I believe u dunno the rest but the above cannot be u never do it ma. Fantasize never meh? Could be fantasizing that you very rich. hehehe -
LOL , fantasize got lar..
How? What to Say next time if i meet her r?
Can ask her whether i can demo my skills on her? -
she smile..
cos.. thats her job?? to be.. polite??
or .. maybe after reading ur .. replies...
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Hehe , nope she didn't give me any dirty look leh..
if she give me dirty look den i sibei lucky lor hahhahahahahahahaha -
she must be thinking: "LIAR"
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lolOriginally posted by HENG@:she must be thinking: "LIAR" -
HARLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY U NEVER ASK HER TO COME TO SENTOSA TOMORROW?!?!?!?!?
knn... she so pretty u cannot think rite? all blood go to cock, brain empty?? -
Liew!
Eh, if i put down all the things which i write, i scared leh later she show pple i shy wor..
ya lor, should invite her go sentosa..den can OGLE -
yo 798...dun have ur nick again leh.... this ncc boy looking down on u sia...show him what u got lahOriginally posted by SibeiSuayKia:Heng the survey no need put name..
re:elindra , lol ya lor my sexual knowledge is worser then 3 year old
need mentoring from i-like-flings (m) and 2004LANCER and iamtwat and
bangzi , haiz!
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just got a Sex Survey by my EX too
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Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:Heng the survey no need put name..
re:elindra , lol ya lor my sexual knowledge is worser then 3 year old
need mentoring from i-like-flings (m) and 2004LANCER and iamtwat and
bangzi , haiz! -
Originally posted by jOhO:
[b]HARLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY U NEVER ASK HER TO COME TO SENTOSA TOMORROW?!?!?!?!?
knn... she so pretty u cannot think rite? all blood go to cock, brain empty?? [/b] -
dun sad dun sad....work harder next timeOriginally posted by Devil1976: -
1. Do you know the meaning of "69" and "orgasm"
69 means Six tens and Nine ones.
Orgasm means ....
2. Do you masturb@te?
I master sleeping, don't master bed or pillows.
3. Do you fantasize?
I fantasize about being rich.
4. Do you watch any VCD/porn?
I watched VCDs. One of them is called National Geography.
5. Have you had any sex before?
My sex is female.
6. Do you read any magazine?
-Female
-Vogue
-FHM
-Playboy
-Others
Others... Seventeen.
7. Where do you think is the most ideal place to do it?
On a computer table of course. Information technology is done with high technological devices.
8. Are you aware that youngsters are aware of more sex?
Are you aware that aware was used twice in your sentence and mine?
9. If you do masturbate, how many times a week do you do it?
I don't master the bed, I master the sleeping. I sleep daily.
10. Have you had sex before?
There are people with no sex?
REAL STORY:
A stupid guy answered my questionaire and he put ALL "No" and "Nil" for the above 10 questions. He thought he was cool and I smiled at his stupidity.
Hope that I don't meet such hypocrites again... -
Haha
Nelstar -
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If i need to give you the obvious hint , then i think your iq is worserOriginally posted by Nelstar:1. Do you know the meaning of "69" and "orgasm"
69 means Six tens and Nine ones.
Orgasm means ....
Haiz , nvm
2. Do you masturb@te?
I master sleeping, don't master bed or pillows.
READ MASTURB@te , not Mastering the bed =D
3. Do you fantasize?
I fantasize about being rich.
Don't ACT BLUR!
Do i need to make it obvious?
4. Do you watch any VCD/porn?
I watched VCDs. One of them is called National Geography.
refering to VCD , containing porn.
5. Have you had any sex before?
My sex is female.
Ok sorry , repeat question
Any SEX before lar wah kao , need i obviously hint
6. Do you read any of these magazine?
-Female
-Vogue
-FHM
-Playboy
-Others Others... Seventeen.
7. Where do you think is the most ideal place to do it?
On a computer table of course. Information technology is done with high technological devices.
When in the blue hell , did i mention about Information technology?
Haiz....
8. Are you aware that youngsters are aware of more sex?
Are you aware that aware was used twice in your sentence and mine?
typo
9. If you do masturbate, how many times a week do you do it?
I don't master the bed, I master the sleeping. I sleep daily.
LOOK up in dictionary please.
10. Have you had sex before?
There are people with no sex?
Eh, sometimes , YOU LACK COMMON SENSE
REAL STORY:
A stupid guy answered my questionaire and he put ALL "No" and "Nil" for the above 10 questions. He thought he was cool and I smiled at his stupidity.
K lar , DON'T meet me , i also don't want to meet people like you.
Only makes my nick sibeisuaykia more suay
Hope that I don't meet such hypocrites again...
then any of us here, even Devil , i-like-flings m and lancer2004 will understand better
Anyway
Disclaimer(Exemption clause
: it was roughly the sex survey which i did, any errors
in production is not my fault
Now i have to describe everything clearly so even a kid can understand
how to BLAME? Nelstar's avatar is a baby..
thats why..need to explain to 1 baby..not easy..