Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:If i need to give you the obvious hint , then i think your iq is worser
then any of us here, even Devil , i-like-flings m and lancer2004 will understand better
Anyway
Disclaimer(Exemption clause
: it was roughly the sex survey which i did, any errors
in production is not my fault
Now i have to describe everything clearly so even a kid can understand
how to BLAME? Nelstar's avatar is a baby..
thats why..need to explain to 1 baby..not easy..
AQ is a creation of bored people like me. All I did was to answer the questions like a hypocrite and place a 'real story' of how a female will react to a survey full of lies.Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:hhahaha , sorry don't get your joke if your trying to be sacarstic.
amusement quotient? what is that?
AQ?
Penis Head Dissected?Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:k lar next time i put
all Yes..den i indicate that im a Ph.d in Sex education..
den she will be happy...den![]()
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Yah lar, pretend only lah. When actually you're trying to get fresh with her.Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:Haiz dunno lar if i were 2004LANCER, maybe lar..thought gals like guys with no experience and like a newbie lor
Actually, Nelstar, the answers look more like the kind of answers you would give. Because you always give cheeky out-of-point replies.Originally posted by Nelstar:1. Do you know the meaning of "69" and "orgasm"
69 means Six tens and Nine ones.
Orgasm means ....![]()
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2. Do you masturb@te?
I master sleeping, don't master bed or pillows.
3. Do you fantasize?
I fantasize about being rich.
4. Do you watch any VCD/porn?
I watched VCDs. One of them is called National Geography.
5. Have you had any sex before?
My sex is female.
6. Do you read any magazine?
-Female
-Vogue
-FHM
-Playboy
-OthersOthers... Seventeen.
7. Where do you think is the most ideal place to do it?
On a computer table of course. Information technology is done with high technological devices.
8. Are you aware that youngsters are aware of more sex?
Are you aware that aware was used twice in your sentence and mine?
9. If you do masturbate, how many times a week do you do it?
I don't master the bed, I master the sleeping. I sleep daily.
10. Have you had sex before?
There are people with no sex?
REAL STORY:
A stupid guy answered my questionaire and he put ALL "No" and "Nil" for the above 10 questions. He thought he was cool and I smiled at his stupidity.
Hope that I don't meet such hypocrites again...![]()
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69 means Six tens and Nine ones.
Orgasm means ....![]()
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2. Do you masturb@te?
I master sleeping, don't master bed or pillows.
3. Do you fantasize?
I fantasize about being rich.
4. Do you watch any VCD/porn?
I watched VCDs. One of them is called National Geography.
5. Have you had any sex before?
My sex is female.
6. Do you read any magazine?
-Female
-Vogue
-FHM
-Playboy
-OthersOthers... Seventeen.
7. Where do you think is the most ideal place to do it?
On a computer table of course. Information technology is done with high technological devices.
8. Are you aware that youngsters are aware of more sex?
Are you aware that aware was used twice in your sentence and mine?
9. If you do masturbate, how many times a week do you do it?
I don't master the bed, I master the sleeping. I sleep daily.
10. Have you had sex before?
There are people with no sex?
REAL STORY:
A stupid guy answered my questionaire and he put ALL "No" and "Nil" for the above 10 questions. He thought he was cool and I smiled at his stupidity.
Hope that I don't meet such hypocrites again...![]()
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