Most of us encounter this

• chunyong

  26 Oct 04, 21:30

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  My 10 kids are going to be gurus in india I cannot afford to drink beer or baron strong brew I can drink expensive wine if my kids become guru

  are going = future = possibility of not happening
  to be = going to = future = possiblity of not happening
  if my kids become guru = possiblity of not happening
  cannot afford to = no $ (by markovnikov's rule "the rich becomes richer, the poor becomes poorer", therefore $ will be attracted the someone with more $)
  
  with so much uncertainty, u htink u will have a chance to drink wine ?
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 21:33

  Originally posted by chunyong:

  are going = future = possibility of not happening
  to be = going to = future = possiblity of not happening
  if my kids become guru = possiblity of not happening
  cannot afford to = no $ (by markovnikov's rule "the rich becomes richer, the poor becomes poorer", therefore $ will be attracted the someone with more $)
  
  with so much uncertainty, u htink u will have a chance to drink wine ?

  You have a point looks like my kids are not going to be gurus but 10 kids when they grow up they are able to sell their sperm to the sperm banks in India and we will be rich by selling sperms My kids are going to make it into bollywood and become a star
• monkeybusiness

  26 Oct 04, 21:37

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  You have a point looks like my kids are not going to be gurus but 10 kids when they grow up they are able to sell their sperm to the sperm banks in India and we will be rich by selling sperms My kids are going to make it into bollywood and become a star

  
• chunyong

  26 Oct 04, 21:37

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  You have a point looks like my kids are not going to be gurus but 10 kids when they grow up they are able to sell their sperm to the sperm banks in India and we will be rich by selling sperms

  your kid needs to be healthy and free from 'defects' b4 the bank accepts but since u can't make ends meet, i doubt they can grow up healthy due to lack of father care and $, therefore your dream of selling sperm is dashed for all values of X.
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 21:40

  Originally posted by chunyong:

  your kid needs to be healthy and free from 'defects' b4 the bank accepts but since u can't make ends meet, i doubt they can grow up healthy due to lack of father care and $, therefore your dream of selling sperm is dashed for all values of X.

  That goes my sperm business I am handsome I am going back to india and become a star in bollywood
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 21:42

  Originally posted by chunyong:

  your kid needs to be healthy and free from 'defects' b4 the bank accepts but since u can't make ends meet, i doubt they can grow up healthy due to lack of father care and $, therefore your dream of selling sperm is dashed for all values of X.

  MY 10 kids in india have AIDS
• chunyong

  26 Oct 04, 21:42

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  That goes my sperm business I am handsome I am going back to india and become a star in bollywood

  yeah, drink more beer and 'wannacum' more as well.
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 21:44

  Originally posted by chunyong:

  yeah, drink more beer and 'wannacum' more as well.

  Why are you dashing my hopes time and again I am going to be a star
• SGpork

  26 Oct 04, 21:45

  why u keep saying i got 10 son n a wife on wheelchair in INDIA ?
• huiz

  26 Oct 04, 21:45

  if u hav time to spend, u can find a vending machine which accepts five cents coins & dong the coins in. then u press the reject button so tat the vending machine gives u back ur money in bigger demoninations.
  
  alternatively, spread out ur usage of five-cent coins so tat it doesnt accumulate. it works for me coz once my wallet gets too fat, i will look for chances to use two or four five-cent coins.
• SGpork

  26 Oct 04, 21:46

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  That goes my sperm business I am handsome I am going back to india and become a star in bollywood

  oh..
• chunyong

  26 Oct 04, 21:46

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  Why are you dashing my hopes time and again I am going to be a star

  i am just being analytical. i am helping u...seriously
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 21:47

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  why u keep saying i got 10 son n a wife on wheelchair in INDIA ?

  I am proud of my 10 kids and my wife
• FireIce

  26 Oct 04, 21:54

  i curious abt one thing leh deh.....
  
  how to balance 10 kids and a woman on a wheelchair ah?
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 21:58

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  i curious abt one thing leh deh.....
  
  how to balance 10 kids and a woman on a wheelchair ah?

  My kids are not on wheel chair only my wife
• chunyong

  26 Oct 04, 21:59

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  My kids are not on wheel chair only my wife

  i hope u will be on a wheelchair next
• FireIce

  26 Oct 04, 22:01

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  My kids are not on wheel chair only my wife

  ur siggy put one leh
  
  u have 10 kids and wife on wheelchair........
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 22:01

  Originally posted by chunyong:

  i hope u will be on a wheelchair next

  why?why curse me?I am going to put a voodoo on you chunyong and don't come crying crocodile
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 22:04

  [quote]Originally posted by FireIce:
  
  ur siggy put one leh
  
  u have 10 kids and wife on wheelchair........[/quoteorry my english no good I speak bangali only my wife on wheelchair but my 10 kids have aids
• chunyong

  26 Oct 04, 22:06

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:
  [quote]Originally posted by FireIce:
  [b]
  ur siggy put one leh
  
  u have 10 kids and wife on wheelchair........[/quoteorry my english no good I speak bangali only my wife on wheelchair but my 10 kids have aids [/b]

  since all ur kids have aids, either u or ur wife have aids. if u have aids, i think u won't be able to come here.
• chunyong

  26 Oct 04, 22:07

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  why?why curse me?I am going to put a voodoo on you chunyong and don't come crying crocodile

  
• SGpork

  26 Oct 04, 22:07

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  I am proud of my 10 kids and my wife

  oh..thats good..
  
  10 kids..wife on wheelchair..
  
  wow..10...
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 22:09

  Originally posted by chunyong:

  since all ur kids have aids, either u or ur wife have aids. if u have aids, i think u won't be able to come here.

  my wife and I are clean.My kids saw a syringe on the streets and bring it home and start poking the 9 other kids and the syringe belongs to a aids patient.Why didn't he poke me and my wife?Because we were having sex in the jungle
• monkeybusiness

  26 Oct 04, 22:10

  Originally posted by Nolvadex:

  my wife and I are clean.My kids saw a syringe on the streets and bring it home and start poking the 9 other kids and the syringe belongs to a aids patient.Why didn't he poke me and my wife?Because we were having sex in the jungle

  
• Nolvadex

  26 Oct 04, 22:15

  [quote]Originally posted by monkeybusiness:
  
  
  [/quoteThe CC centre is chasing me out with a smelly mop they say I come use internet for free everyday.I gotta go arhhh......here comes the smelly mop on my face