Originally posted by bo liao:
impossible lah..1 whole year...bone broken crack also can heal..unless u amputed it..
But constant MC alot of way..
When i in army, was super keng..lolx..even stupid till go eat toothpaste..but it really gv u some fever...NO JOKE..can laugh at me if u want.But i thing bad is the rest of the few days, no appited to eat, all toothpaste smell..haha..when u burb, got bubbles..
Keng footrot,wear wet socks put mash garlic/onion, it wil peel ur skin..den can say foot rot..
Sore eye,if u smoke, use tabacco leaf mix wid water, apply to eyes, if no, joss stick smoke..
Stomachach...this one is cunning, GLUP down a can of coke or sarsi, b4 u go see doc, he use the lik earphone tat one can only hear rumbling noise..
Food poisoning, tis is abit hard, dun drink water, make yourself cough, eat chili,den the month will become sore when doc see, inside all red..etc..
Skin allergy, u know a type of sponge,call dunno abasto or wat..lik fiber lik tat, rub those on skin & don't bath..skin will hv rashes..all this i lean from army.
wah lan...all this ways...dun wanna try....si bei keng till like wad dark
aiya shade...if wan,go try polyclinic lah...or u juz pon lah...i sometimes buay song sae i nvr bring pe attire,then the pe teacher confirm dun lemme do de...if u wan more chao one,tell the teacher u r sick everytime u haf pe...
