FUCK1)1. The universally recognized "F word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
2)An expression of contempt.
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Translation: F
uck you.
3)This is the infamous F-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases.
1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress
4)From "Monty Python"
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word f
uck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...f
uck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F
uck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, f
uck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John f
ucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley f
ucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the f
ucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too f
ucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is f
ucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a f
uck.
As part of a word ...absof
uckinglutely -or- inf
uckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...F
uck the f
ucking f
uckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of f
uck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got f
ucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh f
uck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really f
ucked now.
Agression ...Don't f
uck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this f
ucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the f
uck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the f
uck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a f
uck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f
uck yourself...
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...F
UCK YOU!
There are tons more, maybe I'll post them later. Which
FUCK are you talking about?
