men r like................
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Men are like....
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .......Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. -
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
Good what, no constipation problems here
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Do you know that old bananas are actually very sweet?
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
The heart for you wont change as well
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
For blending nourishment for the soul
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .......Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
The truth is sometimes stranger than fiction
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
More money for you to spend what
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
High return investment need long periods
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Run to fetch you some tissue to wipe your tears and care for u
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Humans are never satisfied, they always want more
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Lifes a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you are gonna get till its open
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Actually this one can also apply to some women
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Love us for our imperfections and all, makes the love a lot sweeter dont u think
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i hate excuses
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The truth is stranger than fictionOriginally posted by makiko:i hate excuses -
like what u sayOriginally posted by DriftingGuy:1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
Good what, no constipation problems here
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Do you know that old bananas are actually very sweet?
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
The heart for you wont change as well
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
For blending nourishment for the soul
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .......Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
The truth is sometimes stranger than fiction
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
More money for you to spend what
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
High return investment need long periods
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Run to fetch you some tissue to wipe your tears and care for u
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Humans are never satisfied, they always want more
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Lifes a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you are gonna get till its open
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Actually this one can also apply to some women
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Love us for our imperfections and all, makes the love a lot sweeter dont u think
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I really sympathise with you,you sure they are man? sounds like things, stores or weather to me. all your 13 men like that or your 1 man can change into 13 different things? wow!you shoild be happy, you found a multifunction man.Originally posted by makiko:Men are like....
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .......Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
(you have too much shit)
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are..
( yup, muscles sack when you get old, so cant blame them)
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.(weather don change? which country you stayed in?you stay in igloo?)
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. (cause you are tasteless)
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
(you use chocolate bars on your hips? poor thing)
6. Men are like .......Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
(commercial can be true)
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
(department stores no aircon)
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
(what bonds mature fast???)
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
(can Mascara run, how?)
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.(you can always eat more)
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
(tune in to weather station to find out more)
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
(man are not light bulb, don have to shine)
13. Men are like Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.(first come, first serve) -
Originally posted by heavenlyfire:I really sympathise with you,you sure they are man? sounds like things, stores or weather to me. all your 13 men like that of what you describe or your 1 man can change into 13 different things? wow!you shoild be happy, you found a multifunction man.
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
(you have too much shit)
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are..
( yup, muscles sack when you get old, so cant blame them)
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.(weather don change, which country you stayed in?you stay in igloo?)
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. (cause you are tasteless)
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
(you use chocolate bars on your hips? poor thing)
6. Men are like .......Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
(commercial can be true)
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
(department stores no aircon)
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
(what bonds mature fast???)
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
(can Mascara run, how?)
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.(you can always eat more)
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
(tune in to weather station to find out more)
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
(man are not light bulb, don have to shine)
13. Men are like Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.(first come, first serve) -
Wah. this one is the angry versionOriginally posted by heavenlyfire:I really sympathise with you,you sure they are man? sounds like things, stores or weather to me. all your 13 men like that of what you describe or your 1 man can change into 13 different things? wow!you shoild be happy, you found a multifunction man.
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
(you have too much shit)
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are..
( yup, muscles sack when you get old, so cant blame them)
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.(weather don change, which country you stayed in?you stay in igloo?)
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. (cause you are tasteless)
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
(you use chocolate bars on your hips? poor thing)
6. Men are like .......Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
(commercial can be true)
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
(department stores no aircon)
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
(what bonds mature fast???)
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
(can Mascara run, how?)
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.(you can always eat more)
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
(tune in to weather station to find out more)
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
(man are not light bulb, don have to shine)
13. Men are like Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.(first come, first serve) -
Get a life u Koteks!!......Posting such crap is going to get u nowhere....Think about how to make big money and career u loser pricks....If u have apoint to make, make it constrctuctively and ensue it leads to a discussion......Wake up koteks!
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nope, it's the retort versionOriginally posted by DriftingGuy:Wah. this one is the angry version -
he he. going for cold and lamr jokes now.Originally posted by shinta: -
Originally posted by Harris_JeyaRaj:
www.ifyouaresoconstructivewhyareyoutrolingsgforumsinsteadofmaking"bigmoneyandcareer".com
[b]Get a life u Koteks!!......Posting such crap is going to get u nowhere....Think about how to make big money and career u loser pricks....If u have apoint to make, make it constrctuctively and ensue it leads to a discussion......Wake up koteks![/b] -
Originally posted by Harris_JeyaRaj:
relak lar... this is just one of those jokes lar..
[b]Get a life u Koteks!!......Posting such crap is going to get u nowhere....Think about how to make big money and career u loser pricks....If u have apoint to make, make it constrctuctively and ensue it leads to a discussion......Wake up koteks![/b]
take it so seriously for wat? -
i'll ask the guy who forwarded this email to me.....get back to u asap, but i'm going hm now, most probably will be tmlOriginally posted by heavenlyfire:I really sympathise with you,you sure they are man? sounds like things, stores or weather to me. all your 13 men like that or your 1 man can change into 13 different things? wow!you shoild be happy, you found a multifunction man.
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
(you have too much shit)
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are..
( yup, muscles sack when you get old, so cant blame them)
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.(weather don change? which country you stayed in?you stay in igloo?)
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. (cause you are tasteless)
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
(you use chocolate bars on your hips? poor thing)
6. Men are like .......Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
(commercial can be true)
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
(department stores no aircon)
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
(what bonds mature fast???)
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
(can Mascara run, how?)
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.(you can always eat more)
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
(tune in to weather station to find out more)
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
(man are not light bulb, don have to shine)
13. Men are like Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.(first come, first serve) -
Originally posted by DriftingGuy:www.ifyouaresoconstructivewhyareyoutrolingsgforumsinsteadofmaking"bigmoneyandcareer".com
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Originally posted by Harris_JeyaRaj:
yes i'm awake...F U CK TAT PERSON WHO CREATE THIS EMAIL
[b]Get a life u Koteks!!......Posting such crap is going to get u nowhere....Think about how to make big money and career u loser pricks....If u have apoint to make, make it constrctuctively and ensue it leads to a discussion......Wake up koteks![/b]
BASTARD -
Originally posted by Harris_JeyaRaj:
comeon man!! life sux in reality. this is CC. talk cock session. hehe. so hot for what? try to take your shirts off, more cooling, no need aircon. hehe
[b]Get a life u Koteks!!......Posting such crap is going to get u nowhere....Think about how to make big money and career u loser pricks....If u have apoint to make, make it constrctuctively and ensue it leads to a discussion......Wake up koteks![/b] -
Originally posted by makiko:i'll ask the guy who forwarded this email to me.....get back to u asap, but i'm going hm now, most probably will be tml
Why are u guys all taking this seriously? -
Originally posted by makiko:
Yeah Stupid Bastard! Make me waste time here instead of "Think about how to make big money and career". I must complain to C.A.S.E. get this printed in TNP to show we meant business
yes i'm awake...[b]F U CK TAT PERSON WHO CREATE THIS EMAIL
BASTARD[/b] -
do u really think tat i care for wat he sayOriginally posted by shinta:
Why are u guys all taking this seriously? -
Originally posted by makiko:
hehe.comeon man!! life sux in reality. this is CC. talk cock session. hehe. so hot for what? try to take your shirts off, more cooling, no need aircon. hehe
yes i'm awake...[b]F U CK TAT PERSON WHO CREATE THIS EMAIL
BASTARD[/b]
ops! sorry forget you girl.cant take off shirt. indecent exposure! later police come.
thanks for starting the threat anyway. create humor for the rest of the ppl.
if you are serious about what you say, should have post in AA. I different person in AA. (must have been hurt terribily by guy before) -
get straight to the point lehOriginally posted by DriftingGuy:Yeah Stupid Bastard! Make me waste time here instead of "Think about how to make big money and career". I must complain to C.A.S.E. get this printed in TNP to show we meant business -
My point very straight already, we should "Think about how to make big money and career" instead of surfing sgforums and scold people KoteksOriginally posted by makiko:get straight to the point leh -
I cant help, but feel amazed by my talent in creating lame and cold jokes.Originally posted by makiko:i'll ask the guy who forwarded this email to me.....get back to u asap, but i'm going hm now, most probably will be tml
there is a saying, " if you are angry, you fall into my trap and make me happy."
so i see you tomorrow?bye and take good care! hope you no mishaps, so i can create more jokes..hehe
starting to miss you le...hehe -
No?Originally posted by makiko:do u really think tat i care for wat he say
Just posting for the sake of posting