Originally posted by DriftingGuy:My point very straight already, we should "Think about how to make big money and career" instead of surfing sgforums and scold people Koteks![]()
Originally posted by heavenlyfire:I cant help, but feel amazed by my talent in creating lame and cold jokes.
there is a saying, " if you are angry, you fall into my trap and make me happy."
so i see you tomorrow?bye and take good care! hope you no mishaps, so i can create more jokes..hehe
starting to miss you le...hehe
Originally posted by chronicles:[quote]Originally posted by makiko:
[b]Men are like....
women are like hypocrites they demand for equal rights and act pro-feminist yet pout when their boyfriends do not get them something that they want
girls usually mean the opposite of what they say. so when they say,Originally posted by shinta:No?
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really?Originally posted by heavenlyfire:girls usually mean the opposite of what they say. so when they say,
"i hate you" means " I like you"
"I F@@k you, means "I want to make love to you"
that is what mama says. hehe![]()
U sing aerosmith issit??Originally posted by usck:i dun wan to close my eyes i dun wqan to fall a sleep coz i dun wan to miss a thing
relak bro, nobody's serious over hereOriginally posted by Ogbunwezeh:think male n female arguement start again liao.. Mei wan mei liao. U all hate each other so much why dun u all become homosexual, be lesbian n gays. Everything settled.
im sure the only man that you've met is your fatherOriginally posted by makiko:Men are like....
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .......Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .....Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
but that guy don't get itOriginally posted by shinta:No?
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maybe u should ask the person who create this emailOriginally posted by coffeeortea:im sure the only man that you've met is your father
den......wat's the opposite of this sentence :-Originally posted by heavenlyfire:girls usually mean the opposite of what they say. so when they say,
"i hate you" means " I like you"
"I F@@k you, means "I want to make love to you"
that is what mama says. hehe![]()
You wont ask that guy who forward the email to u to get back asap... cos its quite boliaoOriginally posted by makiko:den......wat's the opposite of this sentence :-
i'll ask the guy who forwarded this email to me.....get back to u asap, but i'm going hm now, most probably will be tml![]()
I am a guy, but i'm not the one who forward to you.Originally posted by makiko:den......wat's the opposite of this sentence :-
i'll ask the guy who forwarded this email to me.....get back to u asap, but i'm going hm now, most probably will be tml![]()
read wat u had postOriginally posted by heavenlyfire:I am a guy, but i'm not the one who forward to you.
why you looking for him? he peeped at you?or he spread virus to you?
ya. whats wrong? not funny or creative enough?Originally posted by makiko:read wat u had post
if u dun see the point den i got nothing to sayOriginally posted by heavenlyfire:ya. whats wrong? not funny or creative enough?
don understand why you post that in the first place?
not everybody can take jokes like uOriginally posted by BadzMaro:i feel psychologically raped.. they compare us to things.. food... blenders! for christ sake lol!unf unf...